I'm hoping that:
1. Lineswoman Sian Massey from Coventry breaks down on the M6, and is spotted with bonnet up looking helplessly at the engine by a coachload of Villa fans... who give her a lift and are seen dropping her off at the ground by Holloway.
2. GH fields the entire Villa reserve team.
3. GH is caught chatting to Charlie Adam in the tunnel by Holloway.
4. We come from behind to win 3-2 with two blatantly offside goals in the last few minutes...
5. ... which are not spotted by the lineswoman.
6. Then to rub it in after the game Holloway walks back to his car to discover Villa fans have nicked one of his three wheels. They then drive past him on their coach showing off the wheel - and the lineswoman they're giving a lift home.
7. Monday morning the FA announce that no action will be taken against Villa for fielding a weaker side.
That lot should guarantee us two of the funniest post-match interviews and Monday afternoon press conferences of all time. And three points.