Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked

[damon loves JT]

the females would wind the males up by flashing underwear or more, or lads being accused of being heartless/dead inside if they didn't want to be hugged/groped by women.

I never get asked on nights out like that.  Life is so unfair

Those events weren't even nights out, but regular office occurrences!  One of the best night out stories happened when two account managers decided it would be a good idea to perform a lap-dance for a client and then end up in bed with them.

That could never happen where I work; the most attractive woman here has got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

The most attractive women in this office were genetically engineered at the Laboratoire Garnier, and are stored in cryogenic suspension

[pauliewalnuts]

Key's was speaking, exclusively, on ITV news today.

Goodness, he looks rough.

Would you not smash it, Pauline?

[damon loves JT]

Keys was also speaking exclusively on Talk Shite (his next employer?) about "a bit of fun we got wrong" and said Karen Brady wouldn't take his calls 

He wanted to do an on-air apology on Sky and they wouldn't let him. If going on TalkSport was his own idea and it goes wrong, that is it

[villajk]

Key's was speaking, exclusively, on ITV news today.

Goodness, he looks rough.

Would you not smash it, Pauline?

haha that's a definite no.  I'm fed up not hard up.  Well, actually that's not strictly true...................................... -;)


Damn quote thingy.

[WikiVilla]

Not if Redknapp's hanging out the back of it

[Chris Jameson]

I was told many years ago by somebody who is very reliable about a recording made of Sue Lawley.

Please elaborate.

She was in a hotel room with a gentleman and unbeknown to her a sound engineer had rigged her room and there was a tape doing the rounds of the BBC of her shouting 'fuck me until I fart' whilst engaged in the act.

[eastie]

Keys live on talksport now answering questions and squirming.

[Chris Jameson]

My other half who works in HR got an email from one of her managers this morning who is a big cricket fan explaining that in the light of recent events he'd like to clarify that he never had any doubt whatsoever that she understood the LBW rule.

She laughed and then suspended him before no doubt sacking him.

[Dr Butler]

I was told many years ago by somebody who is very reliable about a recording made of Sue Lawley.

Please elaborate.

She was in a hotel room with a gentleman and unbeknown to her a sound engineer had rigged her room and there was a tape doing the rounds of the BBC of her shouting 'fuck me until I fart' whilst engaged in the act.

classy lady

[andyh]

I'm convinced that Sky wanted rid of both of them, but have used Keys to stitch  Gray up.
In the 'linesman incident'  it seems to me that Keys was the one being derogotory and that Gray was just agreeing with him.
   

[Ger Regan]

Keys live on talksport now answering questions and squirming.

He sounds awful on it. Doing the sexual discrimination equivalent of "but some of my best friends are black".

[damon loves JT]

Keys live on talksport now answering questions and squirming.

He sounds awful on it. Doing the sexual discrimination equivalent of "but some of my best friends are black".

Weird mix of whining and grovelling

[Pat McMahon]

I was told many years ago by somebody who is very reliable about a recording made of Sue Lawley.

Please elaborate.

She was in a hotel room with a gentleman and unbeknown to her a sound engineer had rigged her room and there was a tape doing the rounds of the BBC of her shouting 'fuck me until I fart' whilst engaged in the act.

classy lady

No surprise there - I believe she is from Dudley.

[The Situation]

Gray will end up on ESPN.

Good to hear that his name was being sung last night by the Villa fans.

Right chaps... I'm off to get Loose Women off the air.

[pauliewalnuts]

I was told many years ago by somebody who is very reliable about a recording made of Sue Lawley.

Please elaborate.

She was in a hotel room with a gentleman and unbeknown to her a sound engineer had rigged her room and there was a tape doing the rounds of the BBC of her shouting 'fuck me until I fart' whilst engaged in the act.

Popbitch Gold.