Just out of interest and im a little younger than most. Why does everyone hate Stan? To be fair to him for all the hate he's right!
Collymore "broadcasts" on TALKsport and is therefore in the employ of a media organisation who are in direct competition with the BBC. It will almost be part of the job description to run down anything the BBC does, just like Sky and the rest of News International will have a dig at every opportunity. Similarly, if he was still doing presenting or summarising stints on 5 Live, he would tow Aunty's line and you wouldn't hear a word of criticism of MOTD or its presenters.
Watching al-Qaeda Sport (ManUre v Scunthorpe) and the pundits are Lawrie McEnemy and Mark Hateley, Hateley is grey and with earstud.
Probably teaching you to suck eggs here, but the Guardian's football podcast - I think its twice a week - is great. It's hosted by that guy off Channel 4's Italian football with various experts depending on what they're going to talk about. They appear to know what they're on about but do it in a manner than is not condescending and also mildly amusing.
Also I recall Ian Wright saying the reason he left BBC was because of the same things Stan said.
Luckily, I record MOTD and skip through all the analysis/back slapping. It's a superb programme in that format.