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Offline Bad English

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« Reply #390 on: February 06, 2010, 02:23:40 PM »
Actually I do know how to 'do' those fake pages but I saved time and stole the code from www.nochucknorris.com .

it took me ten minutes to modify the code and upload the page to my website. Of course James Milner could have done it in ten seconds.
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Offline supertom

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« Reply #391 on: February 06, 2010, 02:24:19 PM »
The front gate of James Milners mansion, plated in gold, has the lettering, "Eat shit Phil Neville!" adorned across it. And there aint a damn thing Phil can do about it.
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Offline Villa'Zawg

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« Reply #392 on: February 06, 2010, 02:58:01 PM »
Quote from: "Bad English"
Actually I do know how to 'do' those fake pages but I saved time and stole the code from www.nochucknorris.com .

it took me ten minutes to modify the code and upload the page to my website. Of course James Milner could have done it in ten seconds.


Milner would have told Bill Gates to get it done.
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Offline VillaVA

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« Reply #393 on: February 15, 2010, 01:18:19 AM »
James Milner has already decided who is going to win the FA Cup.
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Offline Arsey

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« Reply #394 on: February 15, 2010, 06:05:06 AM »
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Google search for James Milner.


applauds
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Offline UK Redsox

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« Reply #395 on: February 15, 2010, 09:47:09 AM »
I think that James' lapse in form can be traced back to the start of this thread. I fear that it has drained the awesomeness from him
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Offline Mazrim

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« Reply #396 on: February 15, 2010, 10:01:16 AM »
Yes, delete this thread. I'm suprised James Milner hasn't already.
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Offline Legion

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« Reply #397 on: February 15, 2010, 01:39:21 PM »
James Milner has locked this thread until he decides to return to his awesome form.
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Offline Legion

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« Reply #398 on: February 15, 2010, 01:39:42 PM »
There. That didn't take long, did it?
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« Reply #399 on: February 15, 2010, 01:59:44 PM »
If things don't improve soon this thread is in danger of morphing into James Milners's awfulness.
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Offline Yossarian

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« Reply #400 on: February 15, 2010, 02:08:44 PM »
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I think that James' lapse in form can be traced back to the start of this thread. I fear that it has drained the awesomeness from him


I'm really sorry. I don't know how I could do such a thing. I hope over time you all will come to forgive me but can I forgive myself?
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Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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« Reply #401 on: February 15, 2010, 03:02:41 PM »
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If things don't improve soon this thread is in danger of morphing into James Milners's awfulness.

I thought yesterday his crossing was superb. Something that's been a long time in coming but if he keeps it up, well worth the wait.
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Offline RussellC

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« Reply #402 on: February 15, 2010, 04:51:31 PM »
James Milner is immune to red ink on Villatalk.
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Offline VillaVA

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« Reply #403 on: March 10, 2010, 12:13:31 AM »
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James Milner has already decided who is going to win the FA Cup.


He doesn't have to believe, he KNOWS.
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Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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« Reply #404 on: March 10, 2010, 01:42:38 AM »
James Milner wrote MON's half time team talk at Reading.
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