James Milner's awesomeness

[Bad English]

Actually I do know how to 'do' those fake pages but I saved time and stole the code from www.nochucknorris.com .

it took me ten minutes to modify the code and upload the page to my website. Of course James Milner could have done it in ten seconds.

[supertom]

The front gate of James Milners mansion, plated in gold, has the lettering, "Eat shit Phil Neville!" adorned across it. And there aint a damn thing Phil can do about it.

[Villa'Zawg]

Actually I do know how to 'do' those fake pages but I saved time and stole the code from www.nochucknorris.com .

it took me ten minutes to modify the code and upload the page to my website. Of course James Milner could have done it in ten seconds.

Milner would have told Bill Gates to get it done.

[VillaVA]

James Milner has already decided who is going to win the FA Cup.

[Arsey]

Google search for James Milner.

applauds

[UK Redsox]

I think that James' lapse in form can be traced back to the start of this thread. I fear that it has drained the awesomeness from him

[Mazrim]

Yes, delete this thread. I'm suprised James Milner hasn't already.

[Legion]

James Milner has locked this thread until he decides to return to his awesome form.

[Legion]

There. That didn't take long, did it?

[Brend'Watkins]

If things don't improve soon this thread is in danger of morphing into James Milners's awfulness.

[Yossarian]

I think that James' lapse in form can be traced back to the start of this thread. I fear that it has drained the awesomeness from him

I'm really sorry. I don't know how I could do such a thing. I hope over time you all will come to forgive me but can I forgive myself?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

If things don't improve soon this thread is in danger of morphing into James Milners's awfulness.

I thought yesterday his crossing was superb. Something that's been a long time in coming but if he keeps it up, well worth the wait.

[RussellC]

James Milner is immune to red ink on Villatalk.

[VillaVA]

James Milner has already decided who is going to win the FA Cup.

He doesn't have to believe, he KNOWS.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

James Milner wrote MON's half time team talk at Reading.