James Milner's awesomeness

[supertom]

James Milner has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.  He’s  watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate.

A BR reference. Well done sir.

[atomicjam]

James Milner made John Terry do it.

Mmmmm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/jan/29/premier-league-footballer-gagging-order

[atomicjam]

James Milner invented the Camberwell carrot...

[Drummond]

James Milner got Victor Meldrew to believe it.

Very good.

Are you just making these up yourselves now or still plagiarising Chuck Norris / Hulk Hogan / Crouchinho lists?

ta. That was my own creation.

[Drummond]

You'll certainly believe it's not butter when James Milner tells you.

[prmort]

James Milner made John Terry do it.

Mmmmm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/jan/29/premier-league-footballer-gagging-order

James Milner lifted the gagging order at 2pm

[Warren Aspinall]

Milner crawled to freedom through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine....... or maybe I just don't want to......... 500 yards, that's the length of 5 football fields, just shy of half a mile.

[joe_c]

Stercus de civitate

Nice signature. *throws classics gang shapes*

James Milner is part-Turkish, part-oil, part-tusk, part-egg, part-jewel. But it's his Bryan Ferry dance which makes him unique.

[Brend'Watkins]

James Milner has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.  He’s  watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate.

A BR reference. Well done sir.

All these Milner moments will be lost like tear drops in rain, time to die.

[Havencheese]

James Milner can mentally bend it even more than Uri Geller and Beckham combined, around a wall of 10 and the keeper.

Jimmy Milner has given so much heart and soul, Carol Decker simply cannot deal with it anymore.

[Claret trim]

James Milner is believed to be dead, and he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.

[supertom]

James Milner sees dead people.

[Rodders]

Shall I compare James Milner to a summer's day?
James Milner art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of MO'N,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date*.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed.
But James Milner's eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of what foot's ball ow'st;
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in James Milner's shade,
When in eternal lines to time James Milner grow'st,
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to James Milner.

* Shakespeare reference to JM's initial '05/6 loan from the Barcodes?

[Chipsticks]

James Milner told joules that marcellus wallace looks like a bitch.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

European Superstars hero Brian Jacks claimed James Milner was the inspiration behind his 1979 victory in Holland.