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Offline VillaZogmariner

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« Reply #255 on: January 26, 2010, 07:31:58 AM »
James Milner is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
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« Reply #256 on: January 26, 2010, 07:32:24 AM »
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for James Milner
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Offline VillaZogmariner

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« Reply #257 on: January 26, 2010, 07:33:08 AM »
James Milner is always on top during sex because James Milner never fucks up.
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« Reply #258 on: January 26, 2010, 07:33:55 AM »
James Milner likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
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« Reply #259 on: January 26, 2010, 07:35:09 AM »
Once a cobra bit James Milner's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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« Reply #260 on: January 26, 2010, 07:37:16 AM »
That's not an eclipse, that's the sun hiding from James Milner.
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Offline caustic_hollow

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« Reply #261 on: January 26, 2010, 07:41:31 AM »
If there was complete atomic annihilation tomorrow, James Milner would spend the rest of his days making love to giant cockroaches
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Offline Dave Clark Five

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« Reply #262 on: January 26, 2010, 07:56:30 AM »
James Milner's farts are being bottled and sold over the perfume counter in Rackhams.
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Offline kieron

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« Reply #263 on: January 26, 2010, 08:20:33 AM »
Quote from: "atomicjam"
The saviour....

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264456346993RA46


That's brilliant.
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Offline VicMackey

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« Reply #264 on: January 26, 2010, 08:23:19 AM »
James Milner IS Spartacus
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Offline VillaZogmariner

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« Reply #265 on: January 26, 2010, 08:31:43 AM »
James Milner is Brian and so is his wife.
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Offline spartacuss

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« Reply #266 on: January 26, 2010, 08:36:43 AM »
The last time James Milner farted, the French government immediately surrendered just in case.

The next time James Milner farts, the methane will be harnessed to supply the entire energy needs of the planet for this century.
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Offline *shellac*

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« Reply #267 on: January 26, 2010, 08:39:06 AM »
Who needs porn when you have James Milner?
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #268 on: January 26, 2010, 09:54:48 AM »
James Milner once managed to get round the Nurburgring in under 6 minutes..... running.... .on his hands.... blinfolded.
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #269 on: January 26, 2010, 09:56:12 AM »
Milner went to a clairvoyant, sat down and proceded to tell ]her what was going to happen.
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