James Milner's awesomeness

[VillaZogmariner]

James Milner is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

[VillaZogmariner]

Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for James Milner

[VillaZogmariner]

James Milner is always on top during sex because James Milner never fucks up.

[VillaZogmariner]

James Milner likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

[VillaZogmariner]

Once a cobra bit James Milner's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

[VillaZogmariner]

That's not an eclipse, that's the sun hiding from James Milner.

[caustic_hollow]

If there was complete atomic annihilation tomorrow, James Milner would spend the rest of his days making love to giant cockroaches

[Dave Clark Five]

James Milner's farts are being bottled and sold over the perfume counter in Rackhams.

[kieron]

The saviour....

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264456346993RA46

That's brilliant.

[VicMackey]

James Milner IS Spartacus

[VillaZogmariner]

James Milner is Brian and so is his wife.

[spartacuss]

The last time James Milner farted, the French government immediately surrendered just in case.

The next time James Milner farts, the methane will be harnessed to supply the entire energy needs of the planet for this century.

[*shellac*]

Who needs porn when you have James Milner?

[martin_riat]

James Milner once managed to get round the Nurburgring in under 6 minutes..... running.... .on his hands.... blinfolded.

[martin_riat]

Milner went to a clairvoyant, sat down and proceded to tell ]her what was going to happen.