I don't understand American football, probably because I don't want to and 'zone out' (quite an apt phrase) when anyone has tried to explain it and get me interested in it. The only Superbowl final I ever watched was in 1988 as a seventeen year old in my bedroom at my parents house as I couldn't sleep due to the fact I was about to start my first job the following day. I have no idea who played, which two teams were involved or who won and have never cared enough to check or look it up.
