Biggest non-story of the century so far

[cdbearsfan]

I'm glad there's another Spurs story in the paper.

There's never enough Spurs coverage in the national press for my liking. I'm thinking of moving to London so I can read about them in regional news too.

How's BeckhamWatch today?

Keep this a secret but I heard from a reliable source that he is lining up a brilliant new hair-do for about March.

[Mazrim]

I hope Spurs move to the Olympic Stadium and it turns out to be a sinkhole to some subterranean sea of boiling satanic urine.

[olaftab]

Holloway found walking upright on two legs, on Youtube.

No one deserves that comparison. You are out of order to  compare him with the beast. You should apologise to  Ambam straight away!

[Mac]

Ian Prior is getting slaughtered on his twitter feed.

[LeeB]

£40m for for someone that nearly joined Small Heath on loan 18 months ago.  Not bad going really is it.

No, Small Heath were going to sign Gareth Hale.

His wage demands and personal standards were too high though.

Plus he had no Pace.

[captain beardseye]

I agree with SWP.

What You Talkin Bout Phillips!

[*shellac*]

Dwight Yorke joins Radiohead.

[Risso]

Ian Prior is getting slaughtered on his twitter feed.

Hehe, yes indeed he is, eg:

"Paul Gascoigne is on route to see @ianprior carrying a 6 pack, a chicken & a fishing rod."

To be fair, he seems to be taking it with good humour, here's one of his:

"Going to ring up Gray and Keys for a pint later. Then maybe drown a few kittens"

[Small Rodent]

Total non-story. Belongs on a transfer rumour site.

The point is we didn't know it was going to be a transfer rumour until it was announced.  The media had built it up like it was some huge story.  We had no idea what it was going to be.

That's what I mean, The Guardian did the non-story. Not here.