Biggest non-story of the century so far

[damon loves JT]

Whelmed I am not.

[Holtenderinthesky]

To think that the Guardian believed they had a massive exclusive and to have tweeted the BBC etc... For this.  My word.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Oh, and Ashley Young will go to Spurs, because kindly Uncle 'Arry let us loan Kyle Walker.

[villajk]

Wow!

[Smithy]

Though to be fair, the Guardian's wild speculation on what they think might happen in five months time is, technically, exclusive to the Guardian...

[Gareth]

never thought I would say this but Oliver Holt is no longer the worst football journo out there....

[The Man With A Stick]

£40m for for someone that nearly joined Small Heath on loan 18 months ago.  Not bad going really is it.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Oh wait - it's not that Messi to Villa in swap deal for Curtis Davies and some track-suits is it?

[Small Rodent]

Total non-story. Belongs on a transfer rumour site.

[The Man With A Stick]

Oh wait - it's not that Messi to Villa in swap deal for Curtis Davies and some track-suits is it?

The deal's dead in the water unless we can dig out 11 of those Ginola masks they used to flog in the club shop.  Anyone admit to owning one?

[Chris Smith]

I am going to have a lie down after that bombshell. Life will never be the same again.

[DeKuip]

East Stirlingshire have been expelled from the Scottish Cup after fielding an ineligible player in their fourth-round win over Buckie Thistle.

...was the most interesting news story on their site.

[The Situation]

Yawn.

Boring. Boring. Boring.

They'll be an exlusive next week "United want to sign Bale"

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

£40m for for someone that nearly joined Small Heath on loan 18 months ago.  Not bad going really is it.

No, Small Heath were going to sign Gareth Hale.

His wage demands and personal standards were too high though.

[PaulTheVillan]

What a load of shit.