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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Holtenderinthesky on January 27, 2011, 03:57:50 PM
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Apologies in advance for the teletext style headline but this has just been tweeted by Phil McNulty from the Beeb as well as Kendrick from the mail. Have no idea if it is Villa related though. An ideas?
philmcnulty Phil McNulty
RT @ianprior Major - and boy do I mean it - football exclusive coming up on guardian.co.uk sometime around 5.30. #fb
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Holloway found dead with a mouthful of vomit. Not his
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fabio Capello gone, MON to take charge
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Holloway found dead with a mouthful of vomit. Not his
F'in brilliant. actually laughed out loud!
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Whatever it is we'll be underwhelmed.
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And it won't happen at 5.30. it'll be more like 10 o'clock and everyone will say `oh'
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Limited Wembley edition "ladies" style Chinese Hairdresser fur coats to go on sale in Small Heath Discount outlet.*
*Free season ticket for the next ten years with every purchase.
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We're signing Benzema ;)
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Maybe David Beckham has had a shower?
And Harry Redknapp thinks he looks "triffic" in the buff.
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And it won't happen at 5.30. it'll be more like 10 o'clock and everyone will say `oh'
And remember the story about the friendship with Dale Winton and think well the clues were there if you were really that bothered about that sort of thing.
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Not sure of the truth, but I got a call from a friend who works for a big 6 accountancy firm that Everton near administration is the story. Who knows if it is the truth, seems odd as surely they would be selling there player assets but that is what I was told.
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Beckham stubs toe at Spurs training ground.
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It's Liverpool, my guess.
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Beckham stubs toe at Spurs training ground.
Beckham doesn't stub toe at Spurs training ground.
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Richard Keys was the bearded lady from the circus all along.
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Beckham stubs toe at Spurs training ground.
Beckham doesn't stub toe at Spurs training ground.
Ian Holloway demands percentage of Beckham's stubbed toe
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small heath decline carling cup final berth as they don't know where wembley is
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39th game to be held on moon.........
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Sven has fucked Posh Spice.
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Holloway found walking upright on two legs, on Youtube.
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Sven has fucked Posh Spice.
blimey whats Sven ever done to you ?
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Sven has fucked Posh Spice.
And afterwards she extended her powerful clawed forelegs and consumed him
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Alan Green doesn't have an opinion on something?
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Alan Green doesn't have an opinion on something?
Alan Green found hanging out the back of Ian Holloway
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Alan Green doesn't have an opinion on something?
Alan Green found hanging out the back of Ian Holloway
Please be the Alan Green, Colin Murray and Robbie Savage story.
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The awoken sleeping giants of Small Heath are moving down to the new Olympic Stadium, as it's the only site capable of meeting the massive demand for tickets now they're finally been woken from their 135-year slumber. They're going to extend the stadium and it'll be like 15 Camps Nou stacked on top of each other.
It'll still look shit though.
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Not sure of the truth, but I got a call from a friend who works for a big 6 accountancy firm that Everton near administration is the story. Who knows if it is the truth, seems odd as surely they would be selling there player assets but that is what I was told.
Everton are audited by Deloitte, one of the Big 4 (not 6), and anybody who works there would be too scared to talk about a client's affairs, as that's grounds for instant dismissal and exclusion from their professional body, plus a hefty fine and possible legal proceedings.
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Man Utd are moving to the Olympic stadium to ease the strain on the railway.
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Well someones leaked the story to the press though Risso.
Can't see it being that though.
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Holloway found dead with a mouthful of vomit. Not his
Well, you can't dust for vomit...
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Man Utd are moving to the Olympic stadium to ease the strain on the railway.
I like it.
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Has Michael Owen joined Newcastle again?
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My mate's cousin is an ice cream man at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. Charlie Adam is off to Barca, you read it here first. He's going for £12m (to think that you all laughed at Holloway, you idiots!) plus Messi, Xavi and Dani Alves are coming the other way - all three have just been spotted queuing up for the Ghost Train.
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Perhaps it's about the former prime minister.
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Could Mourinho be on his way to Man City? There has been a lot of speculation here in Spain regarding his future.
Also this from the Mail.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1351032/Jose-Mourinho-issues-come-plea-City-United-Chelsea-fiery-Copa-del-Rey-win.html
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Has Michael Owen joined Newcastle again?
Jim White is already hard in anticipation.
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Blues giving away cup final tickets to anyone who spends £35 in the club shop?
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Ron Atkinson, Roy Chubby Brown and Rodney Marsh are the new Sky team.
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Its rumoured and its only a rumour that Paul Gascoyne may have a drink problem?
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Its rumoured and its only a rumour that Paul Gascoyne may have a drink problem?
Has he been seen at Blackpool's training ground offering Ian Holloway a fishing rod?
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Ron Atkinson, Roy Chubby Brown and Rodney Marsh are the new Sky team.
Jeff Stelling, Helen Chamberlain, Sid Waddell
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Coopers Injury is to be allowed back onto the H&V forums.
You heard it here first!
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Beckham stubs toe at Spurs training ground.
Beckham doesn't stub toe at Spurs training ground.
Ian Holloway demands percentage of Beckham's stubbed toe
Beckham toes Stubbs (Ray) in Kinky bizarre sex act.
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MON has been found naked in bed with Carlos Cuellar. Quote "I always struggled to find the right position for him" ...........
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Holloway has resigned. That's my proper guess.
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Blackpool fined £25,000 in relation to team fielded against Aston Villa on 10 November
On BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/default.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/default.stm)
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David Beckham has had tattoos of He-Man and Skeletor done on his chest. He was going to get Battle-Cat done on his back as well, but thought it would look too tacky.
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Looks like it's Blackool being fined £25,000 for fielding a weakened team at VP. How underwhelming.
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Holloway has resigned. That's my proper guess.
If we're doing proper guesses then I reckon it's something to do with Suarez and Liverpool.
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Holloway will resign, according to himself in November.
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Houllier sacked and replaced by Mourinho ?
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Sky appoint Egon Spendler as main sports anchor and the Stay Puft Marshmellow man as co-commentator.
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Blackpool fined £25,000 in relation to team fielded against Aston Villa on 10 November
On BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/default.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/default.stm)
So Holloway is about to hand in his resignation. Unless he's a spineless oik and only says things for the publicity, of course.
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Sky appoint Egon Spendler as main sports anchor and the Stay Puft Marshmellow man as co-commentator.
Spengler was too square to be into sports. He only cared about Tobin's Spirit Guide! I can imagine Stantz doing it though.
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SHA fans are being issued with Kevlar gloves to protect their knuckles on the long trip to Wembley.
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Blackpool fined £25,000 in relation to team fielded against Aston Villa on 10 November
On BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/default.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/default.stm)
So Holloway is about to hand in his resignation. Unless he's a spineless oik and only says things for the publicity, of course.
Looks like it may well be this. He won't resign though, he is full of shit. He reminds me of a toddler chucking a tantrum when things don't go his way.
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I've finished painting the hallway and up the stairs.
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Prince Philip and Ron Atkonson replace Gray and Keays at Sky Sports ...............
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Prince William revealed as an Aston Villa supporter, the whereabouts of Ryu, the real reason why Gareth Barry didn't take the penalty and french rock band Aston Villa launch their new album.
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Blackpool fined £25,000 in relation to team fielded against Aston Villa on 10 November
On BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/default.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/default.stm)
So Holloway is about to hand in his resignation. Unless he's a spineless oik and only says things for the publicity, of course.
Looks like it may well be this. He won't resign though, he is full of shit. He reminds me of a toddler chucking a tantrum when things don't go his way.
Good job we beat them then. Don't think it would have been possible for the FA to fine them for putting out a weakened team that had gained an away point, somehow.
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Prince Philip and Ron Atkonson replace Gray and Keays at Sky Sports ...............
I heard its gonna be Saint and Greavsie.
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Prince William revealed as an Aston Villa supporter, the whereabouts of Ryu, the real reason why Gareth Barry didn't take the penalty and french rock band Aston Villa launch their new album.
Wow that would be a story and a half!
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Blackpool fined £25,000 in relation to team fielded against Aston Villa on 10 November
On BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/default.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/default.stm)
So Holloway is about to hand in his resignation. Unless he's a spineless oik and only says things for the publicity, of course.
I hope that he doesn't stick to what he said.
Even I, as a fellow Yokel, have to admit that he's been talking bollox lately. However, he was right about the "weakened team" matter. A manager should be able to pick whichever 11 players he wants out of his squad.
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Blackpool fined £25,000 in relation to team fielded against Aston Villa on 10 November
On BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/default.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/default.stm)
So Holloway is about to hand in his resignation. Unless he's a spineless oik and only says things for the publicity, of course.
I hope that he doesn't stick to what he said.
Even I, as a fellow Yokel, have to admit that he's been talking bollox lately. However, he was right about the "weakened team" matter. A manager should be able to pick whichever 11 players he wants out of his squad.
Apparantly it is a transfer story. Suarex to liverpool, Adam to liverpool, Aguero to Chelsea etc
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Maybe it's Arsenal being fined for fielding a weakened team at Wigan. That would just be silly of course.
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Perhaps it's about the former prime minister.
Gary Neville and Helen Chamberlain to be the new team on Sky Sports
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-12296074 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-12296074)
Richard Keys settles into new job
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Prince William revealed as an Aston Villa supporter, the whereabouts of Ryu, the real reason why Gareth Barry didn't take the penalty and french rock band Aston Villa launch their new album.
Ye Gods. Such revelations would probably cause a tear in the space time continuum.
I think it will be something far less dramatic, Juventus offering players plus cash for Salifou.
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Kaka to Man city ?
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Greg Nash to be optimistic?
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Kenny Dalglish accidentally discovers the English language?
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Kenny Dalglish accidentally discovers the English language?
But it's from Chris Waddle so he regresses.
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Is it the Blackpool fined story? Can't see how it would be a major story though or are we awaiting it still?
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The rumpor in my office is that its Redknapp to get the England Job with Mourhino taking over at Spurs
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I've just made up a rumour that Holloway has resigned, Mourinho to take Blackpool job and Allardyce to Real Madrid.
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Is it the Gareth Bale to Inter Milan in the summer story?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jan/27/inter-40m-gareth-bale
What a let-down!
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crock of crap!
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Gareth Bale to Inter for £40m on the Guardian website.
Surely that isn't it?
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Hmm. I'm hearing Bale to Inter for £40m is the story.
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Nothing to do with villa but guardian are about to break major story in next few minutes.
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Bah, beaten to it.
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What a load of bollocks!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jan/27/inter-40m-gareth-bale
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Oh
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Is it the Gareth Bale to Inter Milan in the summer story?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jan/27/inter-40m-gareth-bale
What a let-down!
This better not be it.Who gives a shite apart frum Spurz fans
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That was... ridiculous.
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Surely it must be; Is David going with him to show him the sights?
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Well that's the Guardian singled out as the laughing stock of sports reporting for the foreseeable future.
What utter tits.
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Oh
Oh.
The signs were there though, the friendship with Dale Winton etc.
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Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans, that is totally and utterly, mindblowingly......oh.
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FFS!
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Whelmed I am not.
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To think that the Guardian believed they had a massive exclusive and to have tweeted the BBC etc... For this. My word.
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Oh, and Ashley Young will go to Spurs, because kindly Uncle 'Arry let us loan Kyle Walker.
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Wow!
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Though to be fair, the Guardian's wild speculation on what they think might happen in five months time is, technically, exclusive to the Guardian...
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never thought I would say this but Oliver Holt is no longer the worst football journo out there....
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£40m for for someone that nearly joined Small Heath on loan 18 months ago. Not bad going really is it.
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Oh wait - it's not that Messi to Villa in swap deal for Curtis Davies and some track-suits is it?
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Total non-story. Belongs on a transfer rumour site.
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Oh wait - it's not that Messi to Villa in swap deal for Curtis Davies and some track-suits is it?
The deal's dead in the water unless we can dig out 11 of those Ginola masks they used to flog in the club shop. Anyone admit to owning one?
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I am going to have a lie down after that bombshell. Life will never be the same again.
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East Stirlingshire have been expelled from the Scottish Cup after fielding an ineligible player in their fourth-round win over Buckie Thistle.
...was the most interesting news story on their site.
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Yawn.
Boring. Boring. Boring.
They'll be an exlusive next week "United want to sign Bale"
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£40m for for someone that nearly joined Small Heath on loan 18 months ago. Not bad going really is it.
No, Small Heath were going to sign Gareth Hale.
His wage demands and personal standards were too high though.
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What a load of shit.
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They had him on trial, he lacked Pace
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And to think I thought it might be Blackcountry Villain saying something positive about us
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Karen Brady really is a man shocker.
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I thought it was going to be:
England to have Clough and Taylor as first duo to manage the national team.
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Total non-story. Belongs on a transfer rumour site.
The point is we didn't know it was going to be a transfer rumour until it was announced. The media had built it up like it was some huge story. We had no idea what it was going to be.
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Total non-story. Belongs on a transfer rumour site.
The point is we didn't know it was going to be a transfer rumour until it was announced. The media had built it up like it was some huge story. We had no idea what it was going to be.
Not true, the Guardian's sports editor had tweeted in advance that it was a 'transfer story' after someone speculated it was ManUre being sold.
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So why did Matt Kendrick tweet that, is the mail part of the Guardian?
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A bit underwhelming after scrolling through those pages.
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My under is very whelmed and my non is extremely plussed.
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The comments on the Guardian website are worth a look.
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what a joke...
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They had him on trial, he lacked Pace
*applauds*
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The comments on the Guardian website are worth a look.
As is the Twitter stream of the Sports Ed: http://twitter.com/ianprior
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Total non-story. Belongs on a transfer rumour site.
The point is we didn't know it was going to be a transfer rumour until it was announced. The media had built it up like it was some huge story. We had no idea what it was going to be.
Not true, the Guardian's sports editor had tweeted in advance that it was a 'transfer story' after someone speculated it was ManUre being sold.
That tweet was AFTER the OP. It was not known what the "story" would be at the time this thread started.
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(http://absolutelytrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/who-give-a-fuck.jpg)
I agree with SWP.
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I'm glad there's another Spurs story in the paper.
There's never enough Spurs coverage in the national press for my liking. I'm thinking of moving to London so I can read about them in regional news too.
How's BeckhamWatch today?
Keep this a secret but I heard from a reliable source that he is lining up a brilliant new hair-do for about March.
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I hope Spurs move to the Olympic Stadium and it turns out to be a sinkhole to some subterranean sea of boiling satanic urine.
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Holloway found walking upright on two legs, on Youtube.
No one deserves that comparison. You are out of order to compare him with the beast. You should apologise to Ambam straight away!
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Ian Prior is getting slaughtered on his twitter feed.
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£40m for for someone that nearly joined Small Heath on loan 18 months ago. Not bad going really is it.
No, Small Heath were going to sign Gareth Hale.
His wage demands and personal standards were too high though.
Plus he had no Pace.
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(http://absolutelytrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/who-give-a-fuck.jpg)
I agree with SWP.
What You Talkin Bout Phillips!
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Dwight Yorke joins Radiohead.
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Ian Prior is getting slaughtered on his twitter feed.
Hehe, yes indeed he is, eg:
"Paul Gascoigne is on route to see @ianprior carrying a 6 pack, a chicken & a fishing rod."
To be fair, he seems to be taking it with good humour, here's one of his:
"Going to ring up Gray and Keys for a pint later. Then maybe drown a few kittens"
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Total non-story. Belongs on a transfer rumour site.
The point is we didn't know it was going to be a transfer rumour until it was announced. The media had built it up like it was some huge story. We had no idea what it was going to be.
That's what I mean, The Guardian did the non-story. Not here.