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Title: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Legion on November 27, 2012, 08:24:28 AM
Available Tuesday evening.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: johncvilla88 on November 27, 2012, 06:27:10 PM
Vlaar out confirmed on twitter

Ron Vlaar ‏@RonVlaar4
On my way to Villa Park. Unfortunately can't play tonight, hope to be back on saturday. Let's support the lads!! Come on!! #UTV
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on November 27, 2012, 06:37:21 PM
No surprise about Vlaar. Hopefully we will be spending most the game in their half and it wont be significant.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on November 27, 2012, 06:51:06 PM
Vlaar out confirmed on twitter

Ron Vlaar ‏@RonVlaar4
On my way to Villa Park. Unfortunately can't play tonight, hope to be back on saturday. Let's support the lads!! Come on!! #UTV

Baker in at centre half or Lowton inside and Lichaj on the right?  Not sure which I'd be happier with.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: johncvilla88 on November 27, 2012, 06:52:49 PM
Vlaar out confirmed on twitter

Ron Vlaar ‏@RonVlaar4
On my way to Villa Park. Unfortunately can't play tonight, hope to be back on saturday. Let's support the lads!! Come on!! #UTV

Baker in at centre half or Lowton inside and Lichaj on the right?  Not sure which I'd be happier with.

Baker if Roberts plays need the height!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: danlanza on November 27, 2012, 07:08:24 PM
keep Roberts quiet and we will be ok tonight.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: johncvilla88 on November 27, 2012, 07:09:23 PM
VILLA: Guzan, Clark, Baker, Lowton, Stevens, Bannan, Westwood, Holman, Weimann, Agbonlahor, Benteke.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 27, 2012, 07:09:32 PM
VILLA: Guzan, Clark, Baker, Lowton, Stevens, Bannan, Westwood, Holman, Weimann, Agbonlahor, Benteke.

Good to see Baker in there and Holman.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: johncvilla88 on November 27, 2012, 07:10:46 PM
Subs Given, Ireland, El Ahmadi, Albrighton, Delph, Bowery, Lichaj.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 27, 2012, 07:11:24 PM
Still no Bent.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 07:11:47 PM
Well I don't think that leaves much doubt about the future of Bent.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: johncvilla88 on November 27, 2012, 07:11:58 PM
READING: Federici, Cummings, Shorey, Mariappa, Morrison, Leigertwood, Tabb, McAnuff, Robson-Kanu, Roberts, Le Fondre.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 07:12:37 PM
It's absolutely crazy not including Bent in the squad, but come on you Villa boys.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on November 27, 2012, 07:13:05 PM
Well that's that for Bent then
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 07:13:30 PM
Well I don't think that leaves much doubt about the future of Bent.

No, I think you're right. A shame, really. I surely hope lambert knows just what the fuck he's doing.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 07:13:41 PM
No Bent in the squad. NNNNOOOOO! We are not scoring goals, fools. There'd better be something/ ones good due in January.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on November 27, 2012, 07:13:54 PM
Darren bent must be the laziest tosser in training to again not make the squad. He's 100% off as there's no way back from this
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 27, 2012, 07:13:56 PM
Well I don't think that leaves much doubt about the future of Bent.

I guess the ball is in Bent's court.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: The Left Side on November 27, 2012, 07:14:26 PM
Come on the Villa
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 07:14:55 PM
Lambert had better hope we win this because I find the decision to leave bent out of the squad quite ridiculous- he should be at least on the bench.

A case of too stubborn for his own good me thinks- glad to see baker fit again and Holman for kea makes sense.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 07:15:07 PM
I stand corrected! We are playing two left footed centre backs. There's no reason it shouldn't be possible - you wouldn't think twice about two right footed centre backs - but it just feels wrong. Let's see.

Should be stronger at set pieces than if Lowton was at CB, with the added bonus that Lichaj isn't on the pitch to give away his customary 2-3 needless free kicks in danger areas. I don't think Lambert rates Lichaj or Herd, and I can see why personally.

Come on you villa boys!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 07:15:33 PM
As to the lads that ARE playing, thats quite a lightweight line-up. Should be able to get a win, though.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: peter w on November 27, 2012, 07:16:51 PM
Lambert had better hope we win this because I find the decision to leave bent out of the squad quite ridiculous- he should be at least on the bench.

A case of too stubborn for his own good me thinks- glad to see baker fit again and Holman for kea makes sense.

But you, we, don't know what's been said or done behind the scenes.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 07:17:07 PM
We'll still twat these fuckers and make them our bitches for the night.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eamonn on November 27, 2012, 07:17:37 PM
No Bent is just ridiculous. Bowery ahead of him? If his attitude is that shit I wish Lambert would tell us; I think as supporters we should know what the deal is rather than batting away questions on the subject with "I've no problem with Darren" which is obviously not true.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 07:18:05 PM
Lambert had better hope we win this because I find the decision to leave bent out of the squad quite ridiculous- he should be at least on the bench.

A case of too stubborn for his own good me thinks- glad to see baker fit again and Holman for kea makes sense.

As I said on the Bent thread, "I've said more than once that there may well be something we don't know. The fact he's not making the bench makes me think that can be the only reason."
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: peter w on November 27, 2012, 07:19:23 PM
We'll still twat these fuckers and make them our bitches for the night.

Ahh, that calming voice of moderation...
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 07:19:25 PM
We will create few clearcut chances and look clueless in the last third. If we score more than one, it wil be because Reading are crap. If we are one up with 30 minutes to go, we will retreat further and further towards our own goal and Reading will score. In short, what is the difference from last season, really? Only (diminishing) hope.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 07:19:32 PM
Lambert had better hope we win this because I find the decision to leave bent out of the squad quite ridiculous- he should be at least on the bench.

A case of too stubborn for his own good me thinks- glad to see baker fit again and Holman for kea makes sense.

But you, we, don't know what's been said or done behind the scenes.

According to lambert there's no problem with bent which makes it seem ridiculous, he keeps saying there's no rift and then not picking him .
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 07:20:25 PM
No Bent is just ridiculous. Bowery ahead of him? If his attitude is that shit I wish Lambert would tell us; I think as supporters we should know what the deal is rather than batting away questions on the subject with "I've no problem with Darren" which is obviously not true.

If there is an issue of some kind with Bent i'd prefer Lambert to keep it behind closed doors. 1) I don't want us washing our dirty laundry in public 2) if Bent is acting like a complete knobber it's hardly going to help us get maximum value by telling the world.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 07:21:14 PM
Given the position we're in it better be a very good reason that Bent doesn't make the bench, because we need goals.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: dutchvilla on November 27, 2012, 07:21:26 PM
sorry if it has been dealt with elsewhere, but is there any truth in the rumour that Bent isn't playing because another game would trigger a further payment to Sunderland?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 07:22:45 PM
No Bent and no Ireland tells us that Lambo will not do a single thing to win a game if he dislikes a player's attitude. Ballsy, definitely ballsy. Ballsy is always associated either with success or abject failure.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 07:23:51 PM
Lambert says aston villa are the most  important thing - his job is to win games and while bent is on £60000 a week or whatever and fit he should be considered for selection- we shouldn't risk results for the sake of personality clashes if that's what's happening.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 07:24:01 PM
sorry if it has been dealt with elsewhere, but is there any truth in the rumour that Bent isn't playing because another game would trigger a further payment to Sunderland?

Kendrick tweeted is was a load of horlicks. Who knows, but I can't see why game 48 in the league or 53rd in total would trigger a payment.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 07:24:48 PM
sorry if it has been dealt with elsewhere, but is there any truth in the rumour that Bent isn't playing because another game would trigger a further payment to Sunderland?

Kendrick tweeted the club had said that was rubbish- no truth in it.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 07:25:17 PM
Bye Bye Darren by the looks of it.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 07:25:55 PM
well every time we dont play him , knocks £250,000 off the price
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 07:26:44 PM
Anyway lets hope the 11 on the pitch  turn in a decent display and win , if not I fear the bent  none selection will only become more controversial.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 07:26:53 PM
Rumour going round that Bent has left the ground.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: peter w on November 27, 2012, 07:27:06 PM
Lambert had better hope we win this because I find the decision to leave bent out of the squad quite ridiculous- he should be at least on the bench.

A case of too stubborn for his own good me thinks- glad to see baker fit again and Holman for kea makes sense.

But you, we, don't know what's been said or done behind the scenes.

According to lambert there's no problem with bent which makes it seem ridiculous, he keeps saying there's no rift and then not picking him .

Well he's not going to come out and say anything to that effect is he?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ez on November 27, 2012, 07:27:33 PM
well every time we dont play him , knocks £250,000 off the price
and we miss out on a goal every 2.5 games or whatever it is
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: dutchvilla on November 27, 2012, 07:28:08 PM
well not to have him as a sub is crazy
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Monty on November 27, 2012, 07:28:29 PM
Good team that, Holman will provide more of a threat than KEA and will certainly ruffle a few feathers when their backline have the ball.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: danlanza on November 27, 2012, 07:29:11 PM
There is something not right about this whole situation. There has to be a problem with Bent and Lambert.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 07:29:32 PM
Rumour going round that Bent has left the ground.

Great. He better not upset the others.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 07:30:19 PM
Well in any case, moving on this is a massive game Villa just win and win well.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 07:31:41 PM
Rumour going round that Bent has left the ground.

Great. He better not upset the others.

Which may be exactly the kind of attitude that is the reason he is not getting picked.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: gervilla on November 27, 2012, 07:31:49 PM
Come on you Lions.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 27, 2012, 07:32:17 PM
If Bent isn't willing to pull in the same direction as everyone else then he can fuck off. We need all payers and staff pulling in the same direction and I've just about had enough in the past two or three years of tossers earning in a week what most would be happy to earn in year pissing all over our great name. These young lads are the way forward and if the Bent's, Hutton's and Warnock's of the world aren't willing to put in a shift then they can go play elsewhere.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 07:33:19 PM
aston villa legend on Sky
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 07:33:25 PM
Laursen in Sky studio. Win Villa, just win.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: AVFCRob on November 27, 2012, 07:33:53 PM
We don't know what's going on behind the scenes but Lambert has already frozen out a number of players. I don't get leaving Darren Bent out, not at all. If we're scoring goals without him, fair do's but we're not. Stubborness, making a point, well that's all well and good, if you're winning. We ain't.

Better win tonight Mr Lambert!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on November 27, 2012, 07:34:28 PM
Boy could we do with Laursen now
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ez on November 27, 2012, 07:34:42 PM
Rumour going round that Bent has left the ground.

Great. He better not upset the others.

Which may be exactly the kind of attitude that is the reason he is not getting picked.

or maybe he's the one upset at being treated badly.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: johncvilla88 on November 27, 2012, 07:35:04 PM
Good luck to the Fonz and Osbourne (ex villa) tonight beating the scum!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 07:36:55 PM
What a delight it is to see Martin Laursen on the telly!
Come on the Villa boys!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 07:37:36 PM
Rumour going round that Bent has left the ground.

Great. He better not upset the others.

Which may be exactly the kind of attitude that is the reason he is not getting picked.

or maybe he's the one upset at being treated badly.

Maybe, but I know which my money would be on.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 07:37:39 PM
Is there any real evidence that Bent is actually causing problems? 
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: KRS on November 27, 2012, 07:38:36 PM
I'm not a stato but could this be the most inexperienced Premier League starting XI ever put out by an established Premier League team...or did we make that record a few games back?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 07:38:46 PM
Martin laursen not sounding confident about the inexperience in our back 4, an that's making me nervous
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 07:39:34 PM
We don't know what's going on behind the scenes but Lambert has already frozen out a number of players. I don't get leaving Darren Bent out, not at all. If we're scoring goals without him, fair do's but we're not. Stubborness, making a point, well that's all well and good, if you're winning. We ain't.

Better win tonight Mr Lambert!

exactly . 
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 07:40:02 PM
I'm not a stato but could this be the most inexperienced Premier League starting XI ever put out by an established Premier League team...or did we make that record a few games back?

I vaguely remember a side we put out in the mid 90's (at Forest I think) that was really young.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 07:40:56 PM
Bent looks really happy . Is that before PL told him he wasnt playing.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 07:41:05 PM
Martin laursen not sounding confident about the inexperience in our back 4, an that's making me nervous

Well, as a sensible human being interested in football, what else could he or anyone say?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 07:41:13 PM
Bent was smiling walking into the dressing rooms, so it seems very very odd.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: David_Nab on November 27, 2012, 07:41:37 PM
Well Sky showed Bent walking into the changing room with his wash bag all smiling ....so was expecting to play
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: rjp on November 27, 2012, 07:41:53 PM
I can't make the game tonight and I'm f***ing annoyed >:( The cause of this catastrophe? A pig. Yes a solitary bloody pig. It's decided that the M1 is a good place for a stroll and has brought Leicester to a standstill.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on November 27, 2012, 07:43:01 PM
I can't make the game tonight and I'm f***ing annoyed >:( The cause of this catastrophe? A pig. Yes a solitary bloody pig. It's decided that the M1 is a good place for a stroll and has brought Leicester to a standstill.

Was this junction 21 by chance?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 07:44:47 PM
I can't make the game tonight and I'm f***ing annoyed >:( The cause of this catastrophe? A pig. Yes a solitary bloody pig. It's decided that the M1 is a good place for a stroll and has brought Leicester to a standstill.

'Tis an omen! Be it 'Villa shall gorge themselves on goals'? or 'Villa shall have sharp pointy things shoved in both ends then be roasted'?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ronshirt on November 27, 2012, 07:45:56 PM
I think the lads will be mighty miffed about what happened against Manure and City. Plus I think they will be pleased about they way they played against Arsenal. I think they'll be up for it. 6 -1 to the Villa. First half hat-trick for Benteke.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 07:47:39 PM
Ground doesn't look like its filling up...
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 07:47:50 PM
There look to be about 50 people there!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 07:51:30 PM
And reading's recent form is better than I expected. Nervous nervous nervous. Think this is going to be a really really flat, difficult game. Hopefully lambert can get them fired up without getting them uptight. I think that's going to be really difficult given the inexperience in the side
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 07:51:33 PM
Apparently talksport are reporting bent has stormed out of the ground.
Kendrick says conflicting reports that bent has gone.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 07:52:31 PM
Kendrick has said the storming out stuff is BS

Edit: now he's not sure!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 07:53:31 PM
Apparently talksport are reporting bent has stormed out of the ground.
Kendrick says conflicting reports that bent has gone.

Cant blame him
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Diablo on November 27, 2012, 07:54:03 PM
Can't believe the whole Bent debacle - this just might be a season defining night
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 07:54:13 PM
Kendrick has said the storming out stuff is BS
No he hasn't , he said conflicting reports that he's gone, he thought he was going to watch the game but no way did he say it was bullshit.
He has no idea himself.

Confusion reigns - bent seen in box number 9 watching the game! That's settled !
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 07:55:26 PM
Anyway lets forget bent for he next 2 hours and hope we get the win we desperately crave- come on villa!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 07:55:53 PM
Bent is there.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 07:55:55 PM
Bent is in the stand! I Have seen him!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: David_Nab on November 27, 2012, 07:55:56 PM
Bent is there Sky showed him in the exec boxes
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: rjp on November 27, 2012, 07:55:59 PM
I can't make the game tonight and I'm f***ing annoyed >:( The cause of this catastrophe? A pig. Yes a solitary bloody pig. It's decided that the M1 is a good place for a stroll and has brought Leicester to a standstill.

'Tis an omen! Be it 'Villa shall gorge themselves on goals'? or 'Villa shall have sharp pointy things shoved in both ends then be roasted'?

It's going to be a crackling atmosphere and I bet villa bring home the bacon.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Quiet Lion on November 27, 2012, 07:56:20 PM
Kendrick has said the storming out stuff is BS

Edit: now he's not sure!

Well they just showed him on sky at the ground
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Diablo on November 27, 2012, 07:56:32 PM
So Bent is watching from a Box
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 07:57:16 PM
Bent is there - that settles that !
Now come you villa boys - go get them!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 07:57:43 PM
So Bent is watching from a Box


we need him in another box
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 07:57:50 PM
I can't make the game tonight and I'm f***ing annoyed >:( The cause of this catastrophe? A pig. Yes a solitary bloody pig. It's decided that the M1 is a good place for a stroll and has brought Leicester to a standstill.

'Tis an omen! Be it 'Villa shall gorge themselves on goals'? or 'Villa shall have sharp pointy things shoved in both ends then be roasted'?

It's going to be a crackling atmosphere and I bet villa bring home the bacon.

Fetches your coat...
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 07:58:20 PM
Bent is in the stands. The problem is nobody else is.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 07:58:22 PM
I understand why Lambert doesn't want Bent to start, but not on the bench?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 07:58:43 PM
Can we please not celebrate for any reason the presence of our only goal machine in a suit in a box?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt C on November 27, 2012, 07:58:44 PM
Expected Ireland to come back in to be honest but guess Holman impressed when he came on Saturday.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ldavfc4eva on November 27, 2012, 07:58:51 PM
Come on you Villa boys!!! 3-1 to us I reckon benteke with 2 Holman with the other, Mcanuff for them
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 07:59:32 PM
Fuckin Ada is that Ian Harte on their bench?  He must be nearly 90.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 07:59:48 PM
Very low crowd.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: rjp on November 27, 2012, 08:00:08 PM
I can't make the game tonight and I'm f***ing annoyed >:( The cause of this catastrophe? A pig. Yes a solitary bloody pig. It's decided that the M1 is a good place for a stroll and has brought Leicester to a standstill.

'Tis an omen! Be it 'Villa shall gorge themselves on goals'? or 'Villa shall have sharp pointy things shoved in both ends then be roasted'?

It's going to be a crackling atmosphere and I bet villa bring home the bacon.

Fetches your coat...

It's okay, I've got a carer for that :)
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:00:39 PM
I understand why Lambert doesn't want Bent to start, but not on the bench?

Precisely I've no idea how good Bowery will end up, but he isn't a better option than Bent now.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 08:00:45 PM
Anyone mentioned how big this game is yet?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:01:05 PM
Don't think my guess of 33,000 will get me many points in the GTC league.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 08:01:35 PM
Shorey to scorey, sod's lawy?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 08:02:44 PM
You can tell it's a low crowd when you can hear the players breathing.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:03:04 PM
Christ it's quiet.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:05:10 PM
We look comfortable.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 08:05:49 PM
We need to look dangerous.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:06:17 PM
Started nicely, now come on Villa.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
Westwood seeing plenty of the ball.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 08:07:02 PM
Poor ball.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:07:05 PM
Andreas play it sooner.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:07:07 PM
Agh nearly in Holman.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:07:13 PM
decision making again poor
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:07:14 PM
What a waste. Play it earlier!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 08:07:26 PM
Good chance fluffed.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 08:07:53 PM
Bloody hell, weinann's awareness really needs improving!

Our side is so callow isn't it?! I
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:08:32 PM
Nice cross Stevens.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:08:39 PM
The big weakness Weimann seems to have is awareness and decision making.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 27, 2012, 08:08:43 PM
Bloody hell, that touch from Benteke was superb.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:09:12 PM
Who is our oldest player this evening?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 08:09:44 PM
Who is our oldest player this evening?

Gabby?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:09:58 PM
Fucking hell Bannan you very nearly cost us a goal.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 27, 2012, 08:09:59 PM
Bloody hell, that touch from Benteke was superb.

I always remember Sir Graham talking about how Crouch had excellent touch for a big bloke. Like with many things, Sir Graham was right, but Benteke makes it look even easier.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:09:59 PM
ffs         
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 08:10:06 PM
Chaos in our box.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:10:06 PM
That was shite. Clear your fucking lines villa.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:10:09 PM
Who is our oldest player this evening?

Guzan & Holman both 28, so them?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:10:12 PM
Christ that was close.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 08:10:17 PM
Bannan breaking the eleventh commandment there. 'Thou shalt not fanny about in your own area.' Got away with it though.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 08:10:21 PM
Great save
Big let off there
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:10:23 PM
Shit the bed
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on November 27, 2012, 08:10:34 PM
I like Clark but bloody hell he doesn't half concede a lot of fouls...
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:10:43 PM
It's a great save from Guzan, terrible from Bannan.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 08:10:53 PM
Close.  Teams do seem to get to our byline on the left hand side with regularity.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 27, 2012, 08:11:13 PM
Who is our oldest player this evening?

Holman's 27 I think
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 08:11:51 PM
Clark seems to have bulked up a fair bit. Maybe explains his more rough and tumble approach these days.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 08:11:55 PM
Bloody hell that was close. I think their greater strength could become a recurrent theme tonight. We need to avoid increasing that risk needlessly
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:12:15 PM
Who is our oldest player this evening?

Holman's 27 I think

Him and Guzan are 28, Holman is the older by 6 months.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:12:24 PM
i can see both of these teams in championship

Need some urgency
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:12:47 PM
That's just shite from Baker.,  Under no pressure at all he poofs it straight to them.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:12:57 PM
There's been some really sloppy passing from Bannan and Baker.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:13:36 PM
That's just shite from Baker.,  Under no pressure at all he poofs it straight to them.

Dreadful. Lucky he made a good recovery. I'm a bit worried.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:14:10 PM
Judging by the empty seats this looks like our lowest league attendance since Bolton under MON.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 08:14:28 PM
Not good so far
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 08:14:29 PM
Well, they remembered the game plan for the 1st 4 minutes-high tempo passing. Now, gone to shit and waiting for Reading to score.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 08:14:34 PM
We look about as dangerous as a bag of wool.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:14:41 PM
They're on top here.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:14:54 PM
Roberts is causing us some problems.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:15:19 PM
Fuck me
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:15:23 PM
lucky again there
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:15:32 PM
Chaotic again.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:16:08 PM
I was just thinking of the first home game of the Lerner era - against Reading.

Who'd have thought then that six years later we'd be playing the same fixture in the relegation zone (having spent most of the last two years around it), sending out a team of kids to play in front of 15000 empty seats?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:16:08 PM
Wibble
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 08:16:21 PM
When you look in an encyclopaedia under journeyman, there is a picture of Jason Roberts.  He will score tonight won't he? 
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:16:26 PM
They've had the better of it so far.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 08:16:46 PM
I think we do look like we're goin to struggle to contain them at the back. They look a real threat at set pieces and we look all over the shop frankly.

Happily they look extremely open at the back. I would have thought Ireland would be well place to capitalise on the amount of space there is?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:17:00 PM
Why do Villa drive me mad?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:17:08 PM
Fuck, great chance.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:17:14 PM
Great ball Holman, Benteke should have scored.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 08:17:16 PM
I know someone who would have buried that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:17:21 PM
Fuck.  Benteke close.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: The Left Side on November 27, 2012, 08:17:31 PM
Villa should have scored!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:17:34 PM
Good effort by Bent   sorry Bentttteeeeekkkkkeeeeeeee
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:17:35 PM
Why do Villa drive me mad?

Not alone my friend, not alone!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: johncvilla88 on November 27, 2012, 08:17:53 PM
Bent would have scored that.....
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:18:00 PM
I know someone who would have buried that.

Fred West?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 08:18:03 PM
I know someone who would have buried that.

Dwight Yorke?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 08:18:04 PM
Laces there, £7m striker, not side foot. FFS.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Proposition Joe on November 27, 2012, 08:18:05 PM
The way this is going I'd settle for a point :-(
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:18:38 PM
I know someone who would have buried that.

Fred West?
Good work.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on November 27, 2012, 08:18:39 PM
I know someone who would have buried that.
Sandra?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:18:50 PM
Bannan has been absolutely shocking so far.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:18:52 PM
goosd job we were not playing man city . we would have gave a penalty away there.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 08:18:57 PM
The way this is going I'd settle for a point :-(

I'm trying to settle with a pint.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:19:01 PM
Bannan is having a poor game.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:19:10 PM
The way this is going I'd settle for a point :-(
we will soon get a grip and win this game.. No honest we will...
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:19:36 PM
What worries me most is that we quite literally never look like we're going to win a match.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 08:19:39 PM
Nearly twenty minutes in and I'd say it's pretty even so far, but we have been worryingly careless with some passes, especially Bannan. We should still be able to get a win out of this, but a little composure will help that a lot.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:20:01 PM
Look at me being all positive and not even pissed..
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:20:43 PM
Wibble
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 08:21:08 PM
The way this is going I'd settle for a point :-(
we will soon get a grip and win this game.. No honest we will...

True, following promotion back to the top league in X years time, where Reading will still be, having an owner who gives a damn.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:21:15 PM
Is that right?  We've only won two games at Villa Park in 2012?  Horrific.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:21:57 PM
Is that right?  We've only won two games at Villa Park in 2012?  Horrific.

Not good, is it?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:22:09 PM
I'm nervous.  Time for a cupasoup.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 08:22:48 PM
If we can cut out the stupidity at the back we can definitely win this. They look poor at the back. Baker and bannan need to stop fucking about with it. We are passing into the final third to get into some good positions though.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 08:23:13 PM
Lichaj coming on for an injured Stevens.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:23:24 PM
Enda's fooked.  Eric "Blue Oyster Bar" Lichaj coming on.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:23:25 PM
Another injury, Lady Luck can feck right off.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:23:25 PM
Stevens injured, Lichaj on.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:23:30 PM
Great, another defender knobbled.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: The Left Side on November 27, 2012, 08:23:42 PM
Come on Eric
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: TaxDodger on November 27, 2012, 08:23:46 PM
Yay another injury.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 08:23:46 PM
Is that right?  We've only won two games at Villa Park in 2012?  Horrific.

I went to both. Fulham and Swansea. Pay the lucky charm if you want owt versus Wigan.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:23:58 PM
Best throw in ever.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 08:24:08 PM
Fuck me, we have lost the ability to find a team mate!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 08:24:12 PM
Chopper on at left back.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ez on November 27, 2012, 08:24:18 PM
Need a goal to settle the nerves.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 08:24:35 PM
Shame, that. I think Stevens has done pretty well while he has been in the team. I can't say we've noticeably missed Bennett, really.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:25:07 PM
Got away with a corner there.  Ten million more of those and we'll be able to say luck evens itself out over the season.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:25:44 PM
Nice for Nicky Shorey to get a run out at Villa Park.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:25:45 PM
The way this is going I'd settle for a point :-(
we will soon get a grip and win this game.. No honest we will...

True, following promotion back to the top league in X years time, where Reading will still be, having an owner who gives a damn.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, we will come good.  Have faith
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:25:48 PM
Bannan having a poor game so far. I reckon that shot hit the same box as Richardson's penalty against Tranmere.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Warren Aspinall on November 27, 2012, 08:25:55 PM
This is a terrible game. 2 poor teams, I just hope we can nick one at some point.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:26:22 PM
Shame, that. I think Stevens has done pretty well while he has been in the team. I can't say we've noticeably missed Bennett, really.

I think Bennett has looked pretty flaky to be honest.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 27, 2012, 08:26:28 PM
This is a terrible game. 2 poor teams, I just hope we can nick one at some point.

is this the Bolton match thread?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:26:44 PM
this is poor . ffs Villa
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:27:00 PM
Why can't we put in a similar level of performance against these as we did Maure and Arsenal?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:27:16 PM
We are not playing well at all and they are growing in confidence.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 08:27:24 PM
Awful.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:27:27 PM
sitter ;(
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:27:27 PM
Another waste!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 08:27:34 PM
I know someone who would have buried that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:27:36 PM
Jaysus how did he miss?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:27:37 PM
Fucking hell Andreas, that is appalling.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:27:38 PM
Bannan did brilliantly in the build up to that shocking miss.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 08:27:52 PM
Utterly fucking clueless in the final third again and again.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 08:27:52 PM
Fucking hell 2 sitters tonight
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ez on November 27, 2012, 08:27:57 PM
2 decent chances gone begging
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:28:02 PM
i know someone who would have scored that
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 08:28:04 PM
Oh my God. Weiman really should have done better. He's having a bit of a stinker again so far.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:28:07 PM
I know someone who would have buried that.

Ian Brady?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 27, 2012, 08:28:07 PM
I know someone who would have buried that.

if he could have been arsed to get into that position in the first place.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: placeforparks on November 27, 2012, 08:28:11 PM
should have buried that
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Warren Aspinall on November 27, 2012, 08:28:14 PM
This is a terrible game. 2 poor teams, I just hope we can nick one at some point.

is this the Bolton match thread?

A lot of similarities to be honest ;)
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 08:28:20 PM
Supertom still think Weimann is a better finisher than bent? Are you sure?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:28:22 PM
Wibble
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 08:28:25 PM
This is exactly the sort of game I feared. I think we could well lose this

What the fuck was that from weimann? We're not having to do much to create chances so we just need to show more composure
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Astral Weeks on November 27, 2012, 08:28:28 PM
Bannan having a poor game so far. I reckon that shot hit the same box as Richardson's penalty against Tranmere.
Weimann's shot just went even higher
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 08:28:36 PM
i know someone who would have scored that

Bowery?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 08:28:38 PM
Fucking hell Weimann, does he need a map to the net tattooed on his fucking forehead.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: The Left Side on November 27, 2012, 08:28:47 PM
Have they got the ball back after that shot?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:28:58 PM
I think I will shove a couple of pencils up my nose and pretend to me mad
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: russon on November 27, 2012, 08:29:18 PM
hells bells, not seen a miss like that since Martin Carruthers
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:29:29 PM
Lots of these kids look promising but if we are forced to rely on too many of them at any one time for too long, I fear we are going to get relegated.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 08:29:33 PM
Really poor stuff so far - expected much higher tempo.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 08:30:06 PM
Oh my God. Weiman really should have done better. He's having a bit of a stinker again so far.

He had less than a half chance from there. Analyse the build up play. Under 10s have more clue where to run and pass on the attack.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Astral Weeks on November 27, 2012, 08:30:14 PM
i know someone who would have scored that

Bowery?
My Nan?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 08:30:19 PM
The lack of quality and experience is showing more than ever so far. We should be dominating this one at home. Reading far too comfortable. Villa park sounds flat too.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
Lots of these kids look promising but if we are forced to rely on too many of them at any one time for too long, I fear we are going to get relegated.

Indeed, simply not good enough at the moment. They are a really poor side, and we are struggling.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on November 27, 2012, 08:30:59 PM
What worries me most is that we quite literally never look like we're going to win a match.

that goes for most of 2012. You can why we've only managed 10 goals this season
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:31:20 PM
Why can't we put in a similar level of performance against these as we did Maure and Arsenal?

because we aint Norwich ;)
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Small Rodent on November 27, 2012, 08:31:33 PM
We're defending like plucky FA Cup minnows.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 08:31:44 PM
Fuck, Wiemann shot just landed... through my window
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 08:31:48 PM
Oh my God. Weiman really should have done better. He's having a bit of a stinker again so far.

He had less than a half chance from there. Analyse the build up play. Under 10s have more clue where to run and pass on the attack.

Less than a half chance? I can see he was closed down reasonably quickly, but he should be doing better than that!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 08:31:58 PM
There is an undeniable stench of relegation about us. This reminds me of 1987....
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 08:32:17 PM
Just in from work. Hasn't sounded great on the radio.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 08:32:22 PM
Got to score these!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 08:32:25 PM
We're making Nicky Shorey look accomplished.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 08:32:30 PM
Both defences look poor tonight
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on November 27, 2012, 08:32:36 PM
Classic relegation threatened team. Can't beat the ones we should be beating, raise our game against the good ones and get the odd result.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:32:46 PM
Weimann is having a shocker, terrible touch.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:32:53 PM
Christ this is bleak stuff.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on November 27, 2012, 08:32:59 PM
Don,t know what has happened between Lambert and Bent but ultimately if his failure to play Bent costs us goals which in turn costs us points then that is fucking piss poor management.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: placeforparks on November 27, 2012, 08:33:04 PM
There is an undeniable stench of relegation about us. This reminds me of 1987....

i didn't know whether it was our fans singing "going down" or reading's.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Astral Weeks on November 27, 2012, 08:33:13 PM
Just in from work. Hasn't sounded great on the radio.
That's strange, because we're loving it.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:33:22 PM
Have faith brothers... we shall prevail
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:33:27 PM
We have the look of one of those sides where everyone looks to someone else to get things going.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on November 27, 2012, 08:33:30 PM
Just in from work. Hasn't sounded great on the radio.

Pat Murphy is relishing it on Radio 5, anyone got a shotgun?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:33:39 PM
Come on Villa!!!! Raise it!!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 08:33:43 PM
Bloody hell weimann! Composure man!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: russon on November 27, 2012, 08:33:52 PM
There is an undeniable stench of relegation about us. This reminds me of 1987....
ah those were the days...Simms, Aspinall, Lillis....
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 27, 2012, 08:33:55 PM
Have faith brothers... we shall prevail


statements like that Ferg prove you didn't need the pencils to prove you are mad
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 08:34:02 PM
Sorry but 2 goals against Man U doesn't make a premier league striker. Weiman looks terrible all round tonight. Prove me wrong again please!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:34:03 PM
Dreadful corner.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 08:34:08 PM
Wiemann is having a fucking shocker tonight. We look nervous, Gabby and Benteke haven't been in the game, Bannan has made one or two decent passes but other than that we look sub standard
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:34:08 PM
Believe me, we will win this game, easily.  We will soon score then go to town..
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:34:10 PM
This looks and sounds like an early round of the League Cup where we play the kids and struggle to break down  a Championship side in front of about 25,000.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:34:29 PM
Why does Bannan still get allowed to take corners?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:34:44 PM
Have faith brothers... we shall prevail


statements like that Ferg prove you didn't need the pencils to prove you are mad
Wibble
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 08:34:57 PM
Just in from work. Hasn't sounded great on the radio.
That's strange, because we're loving it.

Somehow I don't believe you.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: berneboy on November 27, 2012, 08:35:02 PM
Believe me, we will win this game, easily.  We will soon score then go to town..

Pleeease
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:35:03 PM
ireland and Bent should have started
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Warren Aspinall on November 27, 2012, 08:35:18 PM
The problem is I really want to like this team, but with each poor performance & crap result i'm struggling. It's a bit like your best mate shagging your missus, you want to like him but you just can't.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 08:35:23 PM
This looks and sounds like an early round of the League Cup where we play the kids and struggle to break down  a Championship side in front of about 25,000.

You beat me to it.  That is exactly how it feels and looks. 
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 08:35:33 PM
We have improved, but Weimann has been worse than bad.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:35:46 PM
This looks and sounds like an early round of the League Cup where we play the kids and struggle to break down  a Championship side in front of about 25,000.
And we'd have to bring on Young, Milner and Downing to sort it out.  Shit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 08:36:08 PM
Villa park sounds flat too.

Season ticket holders are paying about a couple of hundred quid a win at the moment. Damn right the atmosphere's not that great.

Sitting in Villa Park is like paying for a blowjob and getting a punch in the face.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:36:12 PM
Better.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:36:12 PM
Come on Villa, that was better.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:36:28 PM
Ireland is on the bench and Bent is sat in the stand playing Angry Birds on his phone.

Me no understand
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:36:32 PM
Believe me, we will win this game, easily.  We will soon score then go to town..

Pleeease
Positive energy is the way....
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on November 27, 2012, 08:36:44 PM
kiss of death probably, but I think we will win this easily in the end.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 27, 2012, 08:36:45 PM
The problem is I really want to like this team, but with each poor performance & crap result i'm struggling. It's a bit like your best mate shagging your missus, you want to like him but you just can't.

you come home and he's taking her over the stove. Then she pulls a pie out of the oven and you go and sit down in front of the TV while she finishes off.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on November 27, 2012, 08:37:03 PM
Everything for Reading comes from or through Shorey, who looks to have put on 3 stone since he left Villa.
There's also a rather ironic advert that pops up now and again that says something like wall to wall quality.  Haven't seen any of that yet.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:37:05 PM
Ireland is on the bench and Bent is sat in the stand playing Angry Birds on his phone.

Me no understand

Yes we clearly need experience.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:37:11 PM
Ireland is on the bench and Bent is sat in the stand playing Angry Birds on his phone.

Me no understand
My missus is an angry bird
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 27, 2012, 08:37:12 PM
Much better, Villa.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:37:17 PM
Getting chances, need to take them,.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Small Rodent on November 27, 2012, 08:37:24 PM
Can't fault our forward play. It's the finishing. It's quite exciting when we go forward.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: placeforparks on November 27, 2012, 08:37:28 PM
we're so fucking flaccid up front.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:37:33 PM
Well we're getting closer at least.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:37:34 PM
So frustrating, glimpses of what we are capable of followed by spells of crapness.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: The Left Side on November 27, 2012, 08:37:43 PM
better from Villa, a goal before HT would settle the nerves
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 08:37:59 PM
Christ I'd completely forgot about the existance of Ireland, where has he been last few weeks?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 08:38:02 PM
Look, I believed In Lambert, too. But, you either coach naive players in a rigid system or you rely on experience. Reading are utterly shit. Villa have no idea where to run or pass on the attack. That is Lambert's fault and we are zooming towards relegation.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on November 27, 2012, 08:38:20 PM
At what stage of the game do they put the bloke from Chesterfield on to strengthen the team?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:38:30 PM
The problem is I really want to like this team, but with each poor performance & crap result i'm struggling. It's a bit like your best mate shagging your missus, you want to like him but you just can't.

you come home and he's taking her over the stove. Then she pulls a pie out of the oven and you go and sit down in front of the TV while she finishes off.
Aint that what friends are for?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 08:38:43 PM
If Holman had the technical ability to match his work ethic....well, he'd be sat on the bench at Man City, but he'd be good.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 08:38:45 PM
Christ I'd completely forgot about the existance of Ireland, where has he been last few weeks?

Probably in his agent's office trying to get as far away as he can, if he has any sense.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Astral Weeks on November 27, 2012, 08:39:21 PM
The problem is I really want to like this team, but with each poor performance & crap result i'm struggling. It's a bit like your best mate shagging your missus, you want to like him but you just can't.

you come home and he's taking her over the stove. Then she pulls a pie out of the oven and you go and sit down in front of the TV while she finishes off.
You've met my misses then?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 08:39:27 PM
better from Villa, a goal before HT would settle the nerves
The longer we go without a goal the more confident they become and the more nervous we become.  A goal before ht is much needed
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 08:39:34 PM
Trouble is we are down there competing with clubs with players and fans just delighted to be in the division, whereas we are still in denial that it'll all be alright in a few games. I am really worried whether we all really have the stomach for the fight over the next 5 months or so.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:39:45 PM
benteke knocks his own player over
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:39:47 PM
Every time the ball comes into our area, our defence look like a bunch of teenagers scrabbling to hide the booze because their dad has just got home.

Utter chaos.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 27, 2012, 08:39:50 PM
The problem is I really want to like this team, but with each poor performance & crap result i'm struggling. It's a bit like your best mate shagging your missus, you want to like him but you just can't.

you come home and he's taking her over the stove. Then she pulls a pie out of the oven and you go and sit down in front of the TV while she finishes off.
Aint that what friends are for?

then at the right moment you smash a keyboard into his face
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on November 27, 2012, 08:39:54 PM
Believe me, we will win this game, easily.  We will soon score then go to town..

Really?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:40:09 PM
Lichaj???? What was that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 08:40:21 PM
Baker definitely isn't better than Clark by the way. I think Ireland for weimann is a decent shout, but it begs the question about who will score

And lichaj is crap too. Really crap
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:40:45 PM
Look, I believed In Lambert, too. But, you either coach naive players in a rigid system or you rely on experience. Reading are utterly shit. Villa have no idea where to run or pass on the attack. That is Lambert's fault and we are zooming towards relegation.
A few players in the transfer window will do the job.  Then we build next summer...
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 08:40:59 PM
Going forward, we're like a eunuch sex offender. Lots of fumbling but no penetration.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:41:05 PM
Clark you give some many fucking stupid fouls away.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:41:08 PM
Weimann, Bannan and Baker haven't exactly shone yet tonight.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 08:41:16 PM
Stupid challenge by Clark. I bet they score here
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:41:23 PM
Fucks sake Clark
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on November 27, 2012, 08:41:36 PM
should I be worried that we have an apple pie in the oven?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:41:53 PM
Believe me, we will win this game, easily.  We will soon score then go to town..

Really?
Wibble
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: A|C on November 27, 2012, 08:42:02 PM
I fell like I should chastise myself severely for thinking this but....I'm starting to wonder if we were better off with what we had before Lambert.  Right, where did I leave my thumb screws?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Warren Aspinall on November 27, 2012, 08:42:09 PM
The problem is I really want to like this team, but with each poor performance & crap result i'm struggling. It's a bit like your best mate shagging your missus, you want to like him but you just can't.

you come home and he's taking her over the stove. Then she pulls a pie out of the oven and you go and sit down in front of the TV while she finishes off.
Aint that what friends are for?

then at the right moment you smash a keyboard into his face

And then say sorry
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:42:41 PM
It worries me that a lot of our side simply don't look ready for a full season in the top flight, let alone a relegation scrap.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 27, 2012, 08:42:48 PM
should I be worried that we have an apple pie in the oven?

I'd be worried if it was every night and on special nights it's cherry
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 08:42:51 PM
Clark alongside Laursen, Westwood alongside Barry, Bannan alongside Milner. Just examples, but some of these young players of ours learning the game alonsgside some experienced heads would have been genuinely quite exciting. All in together though, and it could end badly.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:43:24 PM
The problem is I really want to like this team, but with each poor performance & crap result i'm struggling. It's a bit like your best mate shagging your missus, you want to like him but you just can't.

you come home and he's taking her over the stove. Then she pulls a pie out of the oven and you go and sit down in front of the TV while she finishes off.
Aint that what friends are for?

then at the right moment you smash a keyboard into his face
Well you would be more upset with your best mate than your missus.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on November 27, 2012, 08:43:57 PM
Don,t bank on january transfers.

A. Will he be trusted with more money.
B. Why would decent players want to come here.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 08:44:14 PM
That was arguably a penalty.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:44:26 PM
It worries me that a lot of our side simply don't look ready for a full season in the top flight, let alone a relegation scrap.

That's exactly it.

Faulkner probably thinks playing a load of academy products makes you Ajax. We desperately need some experience.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:44:36 PM
stubborness equals shite football.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on November 27, 2012, 08:44:45 PM
should I be worried that we have an apple pie in the oven?

I'd be worried if it was every night and on special nights it's cherry

just a leftover from thanks giving, my step daughter was born in the states
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:44:51 PM
Hope Baker isn't injured.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: The Left Side on November 27, 2012, 08:45:19 PM
Holman has put in a shift so far
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:45:21 PM
That was arguably a penalty.

Indeed. And another defender hobbling. Fantastic.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 08:45:28 PM
Baker suffering for being too one footed there. Should have cleared it with his right foot.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:45:30 PM
This is piss poor, and we have very little on the bench.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:45:32 PM
Don,t bank on january transfers.

A. Will he be trusted with more money.
B. Why would decent players want to come here.

A. Yes
B. We don't need great players just decent ones, they will come.
C. Wibble
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 08:45:46 PM
One more minute of torture to go.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: TaxDodger on November 27, 2012, 08:45:54 PM
Get Ireland on. We badly need some creativity.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:45:55 PM
We played better than this when we lost 5-0 to City.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 08:46:14 PM
Clark alongside Laursen, Westwood alongside Barry, Bannan alongside Milner. Just examples, but some of these young players of ours learning the game alonsgside some experienced heads would have been genuinely quite exciting. All in together though, and it could end badly.

They might have developed a bit better but it would still have weakened our squad.

How many of these players would have got in to our first 11 3-4 years ago? Or even the bench? Benteke maybe, Guzan on the bench. That's about it I'd say.  It's all well and good rebuilding, and I'm sure given time they won't always be bottom-three players, but there's very few of them who look like they'd be comfortable in a mid-table to top 6 team.

All being well, we'll be up there with the Fulhams of this world in a few years.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: placeforparks on November 27, 2012, 08:46:23 PM
wonder if they'll boo at ht.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 08:46:38 PM
This has to be one of the worst halves of top flight football ever.  Both teams are dire.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:46:41 PM
So, what's anyone eating during HT. Any Reggae Reggae sauce recipes?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 08:46:50 PM
I think VP could turn on Lambert tonight. Fair enough to leave out Bent and Ireland when it works, but he is looking ridiculously stubborn in the face of the clear evidence that we need experience and quality. He has some serious questions to answer.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 08:46:54 PM
Don't think it was a penalty, pretty sure it wasn't

What a shite game its been so far
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Astral Weeks on November 27, 2012, 08:47:03 PM
Poor football from two clueless teams. Desperate stuff.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:47:12 PM
rubbish

piss poor

we are going down , we look awful

PL , hope you dont look a twat at FT
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:47:28 PM
That was desperately poor.

Really not good enough. We look like a team that deserves to go down.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:47:54 PM
So, what's anyone eating during HT. Any Reggae Reggae sauce recipes?
I don't think even Rustie Lee could save this one.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 08:47:57 PM
Dreary, miserable, abject buffalo shit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 08:48:12 PM
We look nervous and in need of Vlaar and Petrov in the side for experience that is all.

We have created 3-4 good opportunities too.

And if Bent was in the side we may well be 1 up, but lets not pretend the football would be better!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:48:13 PM
This has to be one of the worst halves of top flight football ever.  Both teams are dire.
You seem to have forgotten last year....
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on November 27, 2012, 08:48:38 PM
Christ, which dickheads are booing!!! That will do a team full of kids the world of good.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on November 27, 2012, 08:48:40 PM
boring football, boring players, dour manager. Getting up at 4am in to watch this is a sobering experience. Come on Villa, for fucks sake
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:48:51 PM
That was desperately poor.

Really not good enough. We look like a team that deserves to go down.

Funny old game, more composure and we could be 2 up and coasting. By the same token so could Reading.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: coreyfeldman on November 27, 2012, 08:48:53 PM
why why why why why is bent not on the bench?? and why hasn't ireland started? we should be going after this shower, doesn't show enough intent for me. weimann is having a stinker too, something up top just isn't clicking
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: russon on November 27, 2012, 08:49:03 PM
jeepers creepers, we are dire. We're making Jason Roberts look like Pele and Weiman can't find the net from underneath the crossbar.  Nurse.....
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on November 27, 2012, 08:49:07 PM
I think VP could turn on Lambert tonight. Fair enough to leave out Bent and Ireland when it works, but he is looking ridiculously stubborn in the face of the clear evidence that we need experience and quality. He has some serious questions to answer.

Couldn,t agree more
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 08:49:20 PM
Well I'm having a cup of tea and the first mince pie of the winter.  Too soon, I know, but that's what Lambert has driven me to.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:49:25 PM
So, what's anyone eating during HT. Any Reggae Reggae sauce recipes?
I am thinking of eating my testicles, more fun than watching that.  Mind you it is an improvement on last year...
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 08:49:41 PM
Really ba so far. Partly down to nerves I think. But stick one of our two great chances away and I think we'd be more confident. We both look lik we're in the right place in the league at the moment don't we?

Ireland on for me, no question. There's so much space in an around their defence! Weinann's effort was hopeless. His movement has been very good but his footwork awful so far.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 08:49:55 PM
This has to be one of the worst halves of top flight football ever.  Both teams are dire.
You seem to have forgotten last year....

Nope, I haven't.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:50:00 PM
Leaving Bent out of the squad was stupid. If we lose he has egg on his face. And, if he has to bring him in for the next game Bent owes him absolutely nothing.

I am praying PL is a genius and we look back in years on this as a turning point when we were left marvelling at the bold decision of a manager. As it stands, it is in the balance.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:50:26 PM
We look nervous and in need of Vlaar and Petrov in the side for experience that is all.

We have created 3-4 good opportunities too.

And if Bent was in the side we may well be 1 up, but lets not pretend the football would be better!


true but goals win games. How many times have seen the top teams have a off day and then they have that player to nick a goal.

Mind, we have a lot of off days .
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Astral Weeks on November 27, 2012, 08:50:55 PM
boring football, boring players, dour manager. Getting up at 4am in to watch this is a sobering experience. Come on Villa, for fucks sake
Respect. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have bothered.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Small Rodent on November 27, 2012, 08:50:56 PM
I'm pretty convinced we're forcing Bent into a corner to put in a transfer request. I have no evidence, but unless he's done something terrible, I can't see a reason why he's not on the bench. Still, we won't be the first team that's done this to him.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 08:51:03 PM
Either Lambert is a stubborn and colossal bellend - his mentor is Mo'N, so it's plausible I guess - or Lerner's austerity measures are ongoing and he wants Ireland and Bent off the wagebill as well. Who knows.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on November 27, 2012, 08:51:14 PM
We're still in the game pretty much sums up the first. Go 0-1 down though and we all know how it will end.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on November 27, 2012, 08:51:46 PM
If we can't beat Reading at home, we deserve to be relegated.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:51:50 PM
So, what's anyone eating during HT. Any Reggae Reggae sauce recipes?
I don't think even Rustie Lee could save this one.

She couldn't come with anything as nice as the Admiral's Crumble i'm about to eat. It's the lucky pie that will help us to a comfortable win. Wibble (as I believe the crazy kids say these days)
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:52:00 PM
Partly down to nerves I think. But stick one of our two great chances away and I think we'd be more confident.
Thing is, the most likely player we have who can do that is inexplicably sitting in the stands.  I think we at least deserve an explanation from Lambert.  But I don't think we'll get one.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:52:19 PM
Ireland on, not good enough at all.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 08:52:22 PM
One more minute of torture to go.

That made me chuckle mate.  Do you think that half would've been made better by Darren Bent playing by any chance? ;-p

Truly uninspired, insipid half of football.  As Pauliewalnuts said earlier in the thread, akin to a cup game against minnows, or a friendly in terms of tempo. 

Also, did I hear murmurings of booing at the end of that half?  If so, the crowd could turn if we lose this one.

Need a much much higher tempo and a sense of urgency in the second half.  Do that and we'll win the game.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 08:52:41 PM
I'm pretty convinced we're forcing Bent into a corner to put in a transfer request. I have no evidence, but unless he's done something terrible, I can't see a reason why he's not on the bench. Still, we won't be the first team that's done this to him.

I have to say, it looks that way, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on November 27, 2012, 08:52:51 PM
C'mon lads, we can beat these and the hoops next Saturday. Bit more composure and we shall all go home happy tonight.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Total knob-head on November 27, 2012, 08:52:56 PM
If we can't beat Reading at home, we deserve to be relegated.

This.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 08:53:05 PM
Well I'm having a cup of tea and the first mince pie of the winter.  Too soon, I know, but that's what Lambert has driven me to.

I bought a box the other day, they were all eaten within 2 days. All by me, not that i'm a greedy fecker.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 08:53:23 PM
Clark alongside Laursen, Westwood alongside Barry, Bannan alongside Milner. Just examples, but some of these young players of ours learning the game alonsgside some experienced heads would have been genuinely quite exciting. All in together though, and it could end badly.



They might have developed a bit better but it would still have weakened our squad.

How many of these players would have got in to our first 11 3-4 years ago? Or even the bench? Benteke maybe, Guzan on the bench. That's about it I'd say.  It's all well and good rebuilding, and I'm sure given time they won't always be bottom-three players, but there's very few of them who look like they'd be comfortable in a mid-table to top 6 team.

All being well, we'll be up there with the Fulhams of this world in a few years.

I mean that they would have had the chance to play the odd game alongside those experienced players, as well as train with them and perhaps enjoy a less stressful introduction to Premier League football. Anyway, it's just ifs and buts.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 08:53:30 PM
Partly down to nerves I think. But stick one of our two great chances away and I think we'd be more confident.
Thing is, the most likely player we have who can do that is inexplicably sitting in the stands.  I think we at least deserve an explanation from Lambert.  But I don't think we'll get one.

It'd just be inaudible mumbling anyway. 
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:53:50 PM
Unless it's something truly appalling he's done, Bent should be involved.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:53:55 PM
Either Lambert is a stubborn and colossal bellend - his mentor is Mo'N, so it's plausible I guess - or Lerner's austerity measures are ongoing and he wants Ireland and Bent off the wagebill as well. Who knows.

we will need more players off the wage bill in the championship.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: supertom on November 27, 2012, 08:54:50 PM
Poor so far. We at least, somewhat, took control toward the second half of the half. A bit more composure is needed. Some of the players are just too nervy, in a rush to make something happen.
Today we've seen the worst of Bannan. He dwelt early on, was caught out, outmuscled. Then the mistake stays with him. First thing he does after is try a Hollywood that isn't on. He's been a been snipey too a couple of times. Again, inconsistency at this level, and not staying switched on will be the difference between him making it, or playing in the championship (fair enough, that could well be with us next season!).

For me though, Westwood has been excellent. You sometimes forget he's there but he's always available and always uses the ball well. Don't think I've seen him waste a pass and it's not that he just goes sideways or backwards, he gets things moving forward. Looks a class act.

Benteke just needs to work on his decision making. He looks most likely to make something happen.

I'd take of Weimann and bring on Ireland, switch Holman to the wide area. We could do with Irelands vision, and hope he has an on game.

Better 2nd half I hope. Generally we're poor 2nd half but hopefully the Arse game was a turning point.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 27, 2012, 08:54:53 PM
Every time the ball comes into our area, our defence look like a bunch of teenagers scrabbling to hide the booze because their dad has just got home.

Utter chaos.

Haha! I know exactly what you mean. Solid they ain't, not that they're getting much support from the midfield.
I'd like to see Ireland on for either Bannan or Holman.We need to move the ball faster to Benteke and Gabby. Oh and Weimann. Forgot about him.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: tremzvillain on November 27, 2012, 08:55:14 PM
It's ridiculous how far we've fallen. We look too inexperienced to be in this league, at the moment.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on November 27, 2012, 08:55:28 PM
Can't remember the last time we played with confidence against a team like Reading. Doesn't help when people moan loudly after a small mistake.

Goals to come in this game.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:55:51 PM
We're still in the game pretty much sums up the first. Go 0-1 down though and we all know how it will end.
Goldie, have faith.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ez on November 27, 2012, 08:55:51 PM
I'm pretty convinced we're forcing Bent into a corner to put in a transfer request. I have no evidence, but unless he's done something terrible, I can't see a reason why he's not on the bench. Still, we won't be the first team that's done this to him.

I have to say, it looks that way, doesn't it?
It will be our loss. Bent would be playing in the premier next season. Watching this i have real doubts we will.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 08:56:02 PM
Partly down to nerves I think. But stick one of our two great chances away and I think we'd be more confident.
Thing is, the most likely player we have who can do that is inexplicably sitting in the stands.  I think we at least deserve an explanation from Lambert.  But I don't think we'll get one.

It'd just be inaudible mumbling anyway. 

"Mutter, grumble, we go again, mutter, grumble, pick ourselves up, grumble, grumble"
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 08:56:08 PM
Partly down to nerves I think. But stick one of our two great chances away and I think we'd be more confident.
Thing is, the most likely player we have who can do that is inexplicably sitting in the stands.  I think we at least deserve an explanation from Lambert.  But I don't think we'll get one.

It'd just be inaudible mumbling anyway.
"Eeeeherrrrr...quality...eeeerhhheeeerrrr...nevergiveop...ehhhhererreere...razorfight."
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:56:25 PM
It's ridiculous how far we've fallen. We look too inexperienced to be in the this league, at the moment.

It is also very sad.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 08:56:36 PM
last season I almost drowned in negativity and frustration.  I refuse to get into that state again....
We will WIN......
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 08:57:19 PM
I'm pretty convinced we're forcing Bent into a corner to put in a transfer request. I have no evidence, but unless he's done something terrible, I can't see a reason why he's not on the bench. Still, we won't be the first team that's done this to him.

I have to say, it looks that way, doesn't it?
It will be our loss. Bent would be playing in the premier next season. Watching this i have real doubts we will.

It's utter madness, suicidal madness. We must win this game and if we don't Lambert needs to give a proper explanation regarding Bent.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Astral Weeks on November 27, 2012, 08:57:25 PM
I'm pretty convinced we're forcing Bent into a corner to put in a transfer request. I have no evidence, but unless he's done something terrible, I can't see a reason why he's not on the bench. Still, we won't be the first team that's done this to him.

I have to say, it looks that way, doesn't it?
It's the only conclusion I can come up with. Why? Fucked if I know.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Steve R on November 27, 2012, 08:57:58 PM
Reading are working hard and we are not exactly doing a great job of creating space. Hopefully it will open up a bit in the second half.

Come on youse Lions.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 08:58:29 PM
last season I almost drowned in negativity and frustration.  I refuse to get into that state again....
We will WIN......

Spread the optimism!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 08:58:42 PM
By the looks of our manager's perpetually sour expression, Darren Bent's been wiping his backside on Lambert's Glasgow Celtic pillow cases.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 08:58:59 PM
Reading are working hard and we are not exactly doing a great job of creating space. Hopefully it will open up a bit in the second half.

Come on youse Lions.

I think we have said that about 20 times at home this season.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 08:59:42 PM
So, what's anyone eating during HT. Any Reggae Reggae sauce recipes?
I am thinking of eating my testicles, more fun than watching that.  Mind you it is an improvement on last year...

I am now devouring the Guide To Championship Grounds. Cracking little pub and easy parking near The Gal Pharm Stadium, pleasingly.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ez on November 27, 2012, 08:59:59 PM
Well we might nick a win in the second half but it won't hide the fact we are in trouble.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on November 27, 2012, 09:00:38 PM
We're still in the game pretty much sums up the first. Go 0-1 down though and we all know how it will end.
Goldie, have faith.

Ok then. We'll score 3 goals in the 2nd and take the much needed 3 points on offer.

How's that ;)
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:01:00 PM
You would think we were 4-0 down looking on here.

The Bent thing needs nipping i the bud now though, as the media are all over it, and it is a distraction we don't need.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 09:01:08 PM
Really poor 1st half , sloppy and scrappy.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 09:01:28 PM
Ugh, here we go.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 09:01:28 PM
Come on you Villa boys!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:01:39 PM
Who the fuck is Davie Provan?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on November 27, 2012, 09:01:51 PM
This had been terrible. Bannan has looked shite, ball after ball he's given away and were lucky they didn't score after he tries to run it out the box.
This leaving bent out is madness. The chance weiman spunked over the bar, bent would have put away
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:01:52 PM
joint lowest scorers. You couldnt make it up.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 09:01:59 PM
We're still in the game pretty much sums up the first. Go 0-1 down though and we all know how it will end.
Goldie, have faith.

Ok then. We'll score 3 goals in the 2nd and take the much needed 3 points on offer.

How's that ;)
Your feckin mad....
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on November 27, 2012, 09:02:06 PM
Bent sale probably equals 3 or 4 players coming from championship or a gamble from abroad.

Bent is at an age now where if we don't get rid, we will get nothing. 


Probably logical, although we should have done it in the summer.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Quiet Lion on November 27, 2012, 09:02:30 PM
it is inconceivable to me that Bent is out of the team on football grounds.

Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 09:02:46 PM
Gabby should passed left.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:03:15 PM
At the moment surely a £16M striker is more use to us than 3 or 4 more youngsters from lower leagues?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 09:03:32 PM
Centre back shoulda got close to that corner ball.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Flamingo Lane on November 27, 2012, 09:03:40 PM
I'm not a huge fan of Bent but I can't see the thinking behind leaving him out of this one altogether, when  surely we'd expect to be creating some chances and suiting Bent's strengths.  And if Lambert leaves him out of this one, and carries on leaving him out, if and when he may be forced to bring him back into the fold (especially if on the back of a bad run of results) then it will seem like an act of desperation or an admission of a mistake on Lambert's part in having left Bent out for so long (and a serious error of judgment if Bent scores a goal or two when he's brought back in).

At the very least, we ain't going to get much for Bent in the January window if our manager doesn't consider him good enough to be playing in games like this one.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Warren Aspinall on November 27, 2012, 09:04:07 PM
So, what's anyone eating during HT. Any Reggae Reggae sauce recipes?
I am thinking of eating my testicles, more fun than watching that.  Mind you it is an improvement on last year...

I am now devouring the Guide To Championship Grounds. Cracking little pub and easy parking near The Gal Pharm Stadium, pleasingly.

I heard there is a family friendly club in the championship, apparently they all have an extra toe on each foot.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 09:04:26 PM
Benteke shoulda headed that down the line.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 09:04:31 PM
It can't help that the crowd is so flat.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 09:05:09 PM
Benteke shoulda passed to a team mate.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:05:16 PM
It can't help that the crowd is so flat.

Bit of a chicken-egg situation, that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on November 27, 2012, 09:05:36 PM
boring football, boring players, dour manager. Getting up at 4am in to watch this is a sobering experience. Come on Villa, for fucks sake
Respect. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have bothered.

haha..I was hoping to see a bit more from Villa, to be fair. The thing that strikes me most regarding the Bent situation, is that he's gone from  starting the season as captain, to not playing at all. I think being stripped of the captaincy and then not starting(though I may well be wrong) in the next game after scoring against the Baggies pissed him off and he voiced his displeasure. Lambert, being a mini MON took it personally and it's snowballed from there..
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:05:40 PM
It can't help that the crowd is so flat.

Can you blame them? Look at what they have endured for the past two years.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:05:46 PM
Lichaj is not a good player.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 09:05:57 PM
We will win this, have faith and belief
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 09:06:08 PM
Roberts should be booked for cheating.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:06:10 PM
For all the Bent talk though, our general play has been more on an issue than the lack of Bent.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:06:53 PM
Poor ball Westwood after an excellent one. Sloppy sloppy.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 09:07:16 PM
Once again, our players have absolutely no idea where to run or pass in the final third. Amateur.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:07:28 PM
Well indeed but we've had to very good chances that Bent probably would have scored.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:07:29 PM
This game really wouldn't look out of place in a league 1 stadium.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Whiney MacWhineface on November 27, 2012, 09:07:47 PM
This is pish.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 09:08:02 PM
I can't think of any other manager who wouldn't keep a striker of Bent's proven pedigree on the bench at least. Utter stubborn madness from PL in my opinion. Our relegation rivals must be pissing themselves at that unenforced decision.

The top managers seem to be able to manage star player egos and get them to play. PL is straight out of the MON school of no forgiveness, no way back - to the total detriment of Aston Villa.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ez on November 27, 2012, 09:08:04 PM
Its crucial we keep Reading out. They would defend for their lives then. If they got a goal i mean.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:08:17 PM
For all the Bent talk though, our general play has been more on an issue than the lack of Bent.
That's true, but in these shitty scrappy games the value of someone who can stick away the only chance he gets is even greater.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:08:18 PM
Bannan shirked that then!!


Benteke can't find a man at the moment.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:08:22 PM
This is horrible
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on November 27, 2012, 09:08:30 PM
Oh and how Pat Murphy loves it
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:08:38 PM
We really are starting to stink this division out.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:08:52 PM
Better build up.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 09:08:58 PM
We're losing our way a bit here. Ireland on please. For gabby or weimann I reckon
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:08:58 PM
This game really wouldn't look out of place in a league 1 stadium.

I've seen better down Bilston.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:09:00 PM
We need some luck...
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 09:09:29 PM
Weimann shoulda stayed wide and crossed from the goal line.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:09:34 PM
Gamble Gabby!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 09:09:35 PM
I know someone who would have buried that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: The Left Side on November 27, 2012, 09:09:38 PM
no luck from that corner
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:10:02 PM
This game really wouldn't look out of place in a league 1 stadium.

league 1 stuff is better
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on November 27, 2012, 09:10:23 PM
Oh and how Pat Murphy loves it

He truly is a wanker, isn't he. Come on Villa!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 09:10:23 PM
Baker shoulda been given a penalty.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:10:43 PM
We badly need a creative spark and a ball winner.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 09:11:10 PM
Tight game. Could just need one goal to get all three points. Chances coming but not being taken. Needs a real poacher to convert a half chance.

Bowery time?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Warren Aspinall on November 27, 2012, 09:11:17 PM
I know someone who would have buried that.

does he live at 10 rillington place
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 09:11:17 PM
I can't think of any other manager who wouldn't keep a striker of Bent's proven pedigree on the bench at least. Utter stubborn madness from PL in my opinion. Our relegation rivals must be pissing themselves at that unenforced decision.

The top managers seem to be able to manage star player egos and get them to play. PL is straight out of the MON school of no forgiveness, no way back - to the total detriment of Aston Villa.

Agree.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:11:40 PM
great fans
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 09:11:41 PM
We badly need a creative spark and a ball winner.

Is Ireland nursing a broken leg on the bench?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:11:55 PM
thought that had creeped in ;(
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:11:56 PM
Close. Holman has done ok
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:12:04 PM
Holman couldn't have been unluckier with his shots this season.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 09:12:26 PM
What does that ad say - "Aston Villa half-hearted season tickets for sale"?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 27, 2012, 09:12:40 PM
It can't help that the crowd is so flat.

Bit of a chicken-egg situation, that.

Not sure what you're listening to but the Holte appear to be in great voice.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: The Left Side on November 27, 2012, 09:12:51 PM
Baker loves a long boot up from the back, besides that we have been knocking it around well!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on November 27, 2012, 09:12:58 PM
Get Gabby and Weimann off. Bowery on, why not? He hasn't had a chance yet. And Ireland on, too. We need a bit more variety, rather than Bannan and his tedious 'floaty' balls up to Benteke.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:13:30 PM
Fuck me the quality is so low.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:13:36 PM
These balls in the air up to Benteke are a waste of time.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 09:13:47 PM
Holman looking lively I think. Keep him on, even i he has to go wide.

Fuckin hell lichaj is shit isn't he?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on November 27, 2012, 09:13:54 PM
We couldn't score in a brothel
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 09:13:55 PM
Tight game. Could just need one goal to get all three points. Chances coming but not being taken. Needs a real poacher to convert a half chance.

Bowery time?


Are we in a time machine and already in a Championship game, after some moment when Bowery proved any ability to poach a half chance?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:14:01 PM
Get Gabby and Weimann off. Bowery on, why not? He hasn't had a chance yet. And Ireland on, too.
Good shout.  Fuck it, let's go two up front for a bit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:14:11 PM
It can't help that the crowd is so flat.

Bit of a chicken-egg situation, that.

Not sure what you're listening to but the Holte appear to be in great voice.

You're right at the moment, it was silent at the time, not that I blame them. I'm also speechless watching this.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 09:14:12 PM
I really thought we would be pumped up for this game - so dissappoining!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:14:40 PM
we have turned into a non league Stoke
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 09:14:41 PM
Baker is a very good defender, looking for the positives.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on November 27, 2012, 09:14:49 PM
anyone seen the General? We are going about winning the Champions League in a strange way
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:14:51 PM
Get Ireland on. They should have scored, shocking set piece defending.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:14:58 PM
Jason Roberts is basically Cyrille Regis without the goals.  Or the pace.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:15:05 PM
who says we aint lucky ?     could have been 1 to Reading there
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 09:15:17 PM
Bloody hell they're gonna score from a corner at some point. That was gilt edged!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 09:15:23 PM
Tight game. Could just need one goal to get all three points. Chances coming but not being taken. Needs a real poacher to convert a half chance.

Bowery time?


Are we in a time machine and already in a Championship game, after some moment when Bowery proved any ability to poach a half chance?

No, just a poor attempt at humourously pointing out the silliness of not having Bent on the bench.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ez on November 27, 2012, 09:15:34 PM
Why can't we put corners in like that
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Total knob-head on November 27, 2012, 09:15:43 PM
Fuck me that was close from Holman.

Bit nervy at the moment though, Reading are coming into the game.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:15:45 PM
Can sense the atmosphere getting a bit tense.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 09:15:49 PM
We're not unlucky, just rubbish.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: supertom on November 27, 2012, 09:15:57 PM
Le Fondre has had a couple of decent chances. A better side would have us 2 down by now.

We need to stop rushing it in the final third. Take a fucking touch sometimes! It's a bit desperate.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:15:58 PM
Need to stop going fucking long here!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:16:03 PM
Free header in the box, we've got off lightly there.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 09:16:15 PM
This game is like a couple of worms having a scrap.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:16:18 PM
We can barely string two passes together, I expect Conference sides to at least do that now and again.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:16:23 PM
This is fucking rubbish, get Ireland on.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 09:16:43 PM
Benteke still looking a class apart from the rest of our shower.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 09:16:45 PM
This is as hopelessly  pathetic as anything from the last two seasons.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 09:16:51 PM
Lambert has 30 minutes to perform some miracle or have some luck, after which I will U turn against him.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:16:58 PM
chance for Villa there ;(
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:16:58 PM
Unlucky Clark though.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:17:03 PM
How many have we missed though. Fucking hell. Could be 3 each.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 09:17:04 PM
Fucks sake thought that was in
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:17:08 PM
The majority of the team is sub-standard.
It's got Championship written all over it.

Top work Blandy.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 09:17:12 PM
We are having chance after chance, one will go in soon
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on November 27, 2012, 09:17:20 PM
This game is like a couple of worms having a scrap.

I have just died. What an amazing comment-the first time I have smiled all night. Thank you Jimbo
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: The Left Side on November 27, 2012, 09:17:27 PM
Should have scored Clarky, I thought it was in!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ez on November 27, 2012, 09:17:29 PM
That one, i don't think Bent would have scored
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on November 27, 2012, 09:17:42 PM
We'd struggle in the Ryman at this rate.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:17:52 PM
How many have we missed though. Fucking hell. Could be 3 each.

we would be alright If we had a goalscorer
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 09:17:58 PM
We've lost our shape and cohesion completely now. Ireland can help us regain that. We've had some brilliant chances tonight still. Couple of great corners from bannan there
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:18:04 PM
I'm as optimistic as they come but I'm struggling for positives here.

We're not losing yet, there's one.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on November 27, 2012, 09:18:46 PM
not even got the comedy of heskey
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ktvillan on November 27, 2012, 09:18:48 PM
I like Weimann a lot but he's been gash tonight, and Gabby's been little better.  It needs a change.  When I saw the starting 11 without Ireland I knew we'd struggle to create many clear chances. We really do look devoid of confidence and ideas. 
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: maidstonevillain on November 27, 2012, 09:18:54 PM
That Shorey bloke for Reading looks useful.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:18:58 PM
change it Lambert , FFS
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:18:59 PM
How many have we missed though. Fucking hell. Could be 3 each.

we would be alright If we had a goalscorer

I think we could tempt Emile back.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Total knob-head on November 27, 2012, 09:19:03 PM
I'm as optimistic as they come but I'm struggling for positives here.

We're not losing yet, there's one.

 ;D

Good chance there though. Clark should really have scored tbh.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:19:07 PM
I know we've used one sub already but this is crying out for a couple of changes.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 09:19:19 PM
What an advert for the Premier League.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 09:19:21 PM
I bet at least one newspaper report describes us as 'hapless' tomorrow.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Boz on November 27, 2012, 09:19:28 PM
Will Lambert do his usual sub on 89 minutes
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:20:04 PM
Clark takes one for the team.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 09:20:18 PM
I'm as optimistic as they come but I'm struggling for positives here.

We're not losing yet, there's one.

The football's better than last year under McLeish.  It isn't of course, but thought I'd try.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 09:20:26 PM
Will Lambert do his usual sub on 89 minutes
Run them ragged for Fergie time...
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 09:20:29 PM
Blimey we are making Jason Roberts look like Ronaldo on the wing.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:20:34 PM
I have turned the sound down out of sheer dread :-(
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: placeforparks on November 27, 2012, 09:20:34 PM
jason roberts has been the only player on the pitch showing any glimpses of quality.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:20:57 PM
There's nothing between the two sides.  And it's fucking Reading.  Jesus wept.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on November 27, 2012, 09:21:12 PM
Wigan, fucking Wigan scored 3 against these. Jesus Christ. I've chosen a good time to stop drinking
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:21:16 PM
This is fucking shit, get Ireland for fucks sake.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 09:21:39 PM
How did we manage to spend so much money and get into so much debt to wind up with a championship level squad?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:21:55 PM
Weimann is so fucking ponderous.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Whiney MacWhineface on November 27, 2012, 09:21:55 PM
I feel a very bad thing coming on.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:22:01 PM
that attack was awful
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 27, 2012, 09:22:07 PM
There's nothing between the two sides.  And it's fucking Reading.  Jesus wept.

when you consider we pretty much out-Arsenaled Arsenal at the weekend how have we dropped to this level?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: supertom on November 27, 2012, 09:22:22 PM
Too many hopeful and shite crosses from deep. Just keep the bastard ball.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:22:37 PM
I reckon I will have Witnessed 3 teams in the flesh who will be relegated this season.
Villa, Genoa and Walsall.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: placeforparks on November 27, 2012, 09:22:42 PM
why the fuck did gabby run into the middle then?

clueless.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:22:53 PM
How did we manage to spend so much money and get into so much debt to wind up with a championship level squad?

Geniuses run the club.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Total knob-head on November 27, 2012, 09:23:00 PM
Impressed with Wiemann.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:23:00 PM
I would get Albrighton on for Weiman and Ireland for Bannan I think. We need some width.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:23:00 PM
How did we manage to spend so much money and get into so much debt to wind up with a championship level squad?
Because the two men with most power at the club couldn't find their arse with both hands.  Even if they were wearing those giant hands Kenny Everett used to wear.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:23:03 PM
ireland coming on
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 09:23:11 PM
That break was hopeless. Weimann and gabby had to run wide, not across the fucking player with the ball

I thought Roberts was gonna score there

Sub please lambert!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:23:11 PM
Thank fuck Ireland is coming on.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 09:23:15 PM
How did we manage to spend so much money and get into so much debt to wind up with a championship level squad?
Wibble
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on November 27, 2012, 09:23:26 PM
I feel a very bad thing coming on.

Heskey?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 09:23:35 PM
This is so bereft of quality and entertainment it really makes you wonder whether we'll survive this year. 

We can talk about playing well (but losing) against the better sides all we like, but we HAVE to beat the likes of Reading at home if we want to play on in this league. 
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:23:39 PM
How did we manage to spend so much money and get into so much debt to wind up with a championship level squad?
Look no further than the shit for brains who is the 'custodian' of the club.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on November 27, 2012, 09:23:44 PM
a dreadful football team, Villa. Dreadful..I am not really sure how I feel about Lambert, or Weimann, or Bannan. I hate watching us at the moment, it's incredibly frustrating. The minutes ticking away. In an ideal world, I'd grab Lambert by the collar and shake the fucker, whilst asking him 'are you ok, mentally?' Come on Albrighton, need to step up here
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:23:51 PM
The fans are amazing, doing all they can.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:23:54 PM
Albrighton oh fucking hell, well you owe us.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 09:23:58 PM
When he joined us, I'm sure people said that one of Lambert's strengths was his ability to change tactics on the fly, adapt to the game as it developed and whatnot. Have we seen any of that in his time with us?

Ah, Ireland and Albrighton on as I type!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Warren Aspinall on November 27, 2012, 09:24:02 PM
I'm trying to keep positive I really am, but I think this will end badly tonight. Fair play to the Holte for having more faith than me though.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 09:24:05 PM
Here we go, time to unveil the master plan....
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:24:20 PM
why the fuck did gabby run into the middle then?

clueless.

Because he's a shit footballer whose only asset is his pace.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: supertom on November 27, 2012, 09:24:20 PM
Come on Stevie, time to prove you can be a match winner.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on November 27, 2012, 09:24:33 PM
There's nothing between the two sides.  And it's fucking Reading.  Jesus wept.

when you consider we pretty much out-Arsenaled Arsenal at the weekend how have we dropped to this level?

As I said earlier, very much of a trait of relegation threatened teams
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:24:37 PM
How did we manage to spend so much money and get into so much debt to wind up with a championship level squad?
Because the two men with most power at the club couldn't find their arse with both hands.  Even if they were wearing those giant hands Kenny Everett used to wear.
They couldn't find their pricks with a map and a torch.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:24:38 PM
Tonight was always going to be nervy though, they have only lost 1 in 5 so are in decent form.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: The Left Side on November 27, 2012, 09:24:43 PM
The fans are amazing, doing all they can.

absolutely
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:25:05 PM
Never fear, Albrighton's here to give Reading any number of unnecessary free kicks.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 09:25:06 PM
I'd have kept Holman on pwrsonally
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:25:09 PM
Would have preferred the free kick there ref.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Total knob-head on November 27, 2012, 09:25:13 PM
Nice one, now let's get at these fuckers and score.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 09:25:20 PM
There's nothing between the two sides.  And it's fucking Reading.  Jesus wept.

when you consider we pretty much out-Arsenaled Arsenal at the weekend how have we dropped to this level?

It's just not enough, at the end of the day. We raise our game against the better sides (well, sometimes) for spells but ultimately come away with next to nothing.

Then we play sides like this and look like a League One side.

I wonder wtf lambert is playing at with Bent but this piss poor squad is down to one man and his hopeless, hopeless stewardship of the club.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:25:48 PM
whats Benteke doing there   FFS
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 09:25:49 PM
We look about as sharp as a ballbag.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:26:04 PM
Ireland already showing what we miss.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:26:04 PM
The fans are amazing, doing all they can.

absolutely
Spot on.  Faultless tonight.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 09:26:05 PM
What the fuck was that benteke? Turn and shoot man!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 09:26:14 PM
Have we had a shot on target?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:27:17 PM
I wonder wtf lambert is playing at with Bent but this piss poor squad is down to one man and his hopeless, hopeless stewardship of the club.
Let's be honest, he really doesn't give a shit anymore, does he?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:27:20 PM
Have we had a shot on target?

2 apparently, not particularly memorable ones though.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: russon on November 27, 2012, 09:27:27 PM
on the plus side we've dragged Reading down to our level now, they're playing crap too
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:27:37 PM
This game just keeps getting worse.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: supertom on November 27, 2012, 09:27:44 PM
It's a sad indication of where we're at. We deserve no more. We're no unlucky. We're relegation dogfighters. We can't win games. Occasionally we show the bigger teams a good scrap when, like Arsenal, they waltz in expecting an easy win.

Frightening lack of cutting edge. It's not the Bent issue either. He'd have had about 3 touches by now and not scored.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Warren Aspinall on November 27, 2012, 09:27:47 PM
Have we had a shot on target?

Benteke first half
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:27:59 PM
I wonder wtf lambert is playing at with Bent but this piss poor squad is down to one man and his hopeless, hopeless stewardship of the club.
Let's be honest, he really doesn't give a shit anymore, does he?

It's fucking disasterous.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:28:01 PM
A bit of urgency at last, just need one to fall nicely
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 09:28:23 PM
We need Heskey back, he would have buried a few of those chances...
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 09:28:40 PM
Has their keeper even had to make a save yet?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 09:29:04 PM
I wonder wtf lambert is playing at with Bent but this piss poor squad is down to one man and his hopeless, hopeless stewardship of the club.
Let's be honest, he really doesn't give a shit anymore, does he?

Hasn't for ages.  At least they've stopped pretending now.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 09:29:05 PM
Bannan been on the sauce again? Absolute gash.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on November 27, 2012, 09:29:08 PM
fuck off Bannan and your dreadfully boring balls
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on November 27, 2012, 09:29:24 PM
armchair fans are leaving early
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 09:29:30 PM
I've seen buckets of tripe with more finesse than this lot.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on November 27, 2012, 09:29:34 PM
We are short of quality throughout the team.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: A|C on November 27, 2012, 09:29:41 PM
We need Heskey back, he would have buried a few of those chances...

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.....
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 09:29:48 PM
Goal from a corner. Law of averages.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:30:19 PM
I wonder wtf lambert is playing at with Bent but this piss poor squad is down to one man and his hopeless, hopeless stewardship of the club.
Let's be honest, he really doesn't give a shit anymore, does he?

Hasn't for ages.  At least they've stopped pretending now.
That's some comfort.
The endless stream of bullshit from The General was nauseating.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 09:30:19 PM
At least against Norwich we had the excuse of 10 men- this is just shockingly shit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 09:30:23 PM
Goal from a corner. Law of averages.

Sigh
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:30:25 PM
armchair fans are leaving early

Posting this from your phone at Villa Park are you?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:30:34 PM
bannan had a mare
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:30:50 PM


I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.....

Laugh, it's what we did in '86, it seemed to help.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:30:52 PM
Fucking useless.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:30:56 PM
Too much huff and puff :-(
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on November 27, 2012, 09:30:57 PM
I wonder wtf lambert is playing at with Bent but this piss poor squad is down to one man and his hopeless, hopeless stewardship of the club.
Let's be honest, he really doesn't give a shit anymore, does he?

Hasn't for ages.  At least they've stopped pretending now.

And that more than anything will get us relegated because the other clubs around us have football men who know enough to get their teams out of the mire. We gambled and won on that score last season, just, but you can't keep playing with fire
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Malandro on November 27, 2012, 09:31:34 PM
armchair fans are leaving early

Posting this from your phone at Villa Park are you?

sorry it was meant as a joke, maybe not clear (or good)
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:31:35 PM
That's some comfort.
The endless stream of bullshit from The General was nauseating.
The forelock-tugging on that thread was worse.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 09:31:38 PM
Jesus Christ lichaj you donkey! Come on villa!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: TonyD on November 27, 2012, 09:31:52 PM
Just in.  Take it, its not going well?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 09:32:01 PM
We need Heskey back, he would have buried a few of those chances...

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.....
Laugh, the win is not in doubt.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:32:13 PM
Too much huff and puff :-(
The first casualty of a relegation scrap is good football.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:32:19 PM


I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.....

Laugh, it's what we did in '86, it seemed to help.

It's all shockingly similar.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on November 27, 2012, 09:32:19 PM
Time to stop kidding ourselves with 'hope' etc for future. The only future we have soon is the championship. This is crap
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: russon on November 27, 2012, 09:32:28 PM
i want my money back and i haven't even gone
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:32:42 PM
armchair fans are leaving early

Posting this from your phone at Villa Park are you?

sorry it was meant as a joke, maybe not clear (or good)

Ah ok, watching crap football for 2 years ruins my sense of humour apparently, ignore me.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Small Rodent on November 27, 2012, 09:32:47 PM
Great tackle by Benteke there.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:33:02 PM
This is fucking dire.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on November 27, 2012, 09:33:17 PM
That's some comfort.
The endless stream of bullshit from The General was nauseating.
The forelock-tugging on that thread was worse.

God, yes, how embarrassing that all seems now and how right were the people who doubted all that marines shit
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 09:33:17 PM
i want my money back and i haven't even gone

Ha ha, excellent
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 09:33:29 PM
imagine the reaction to this shit if TSM was still in charge.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: supertom on November 27, 2012, 09:33:32 PM
 Someone chuck their Balti pie at their keeper. If we distract him we might get an open goal.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 09:33:35 PM
Great tackle by Benteke there.

The only player in C&B who has played anywhere near good enough.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:33:43 PM
That's some comfort.
The endless stream of bullshit from The General was nauseating.
The forelock-tugging on that thread was worse.
The best question ever asked was by Chico Hamilton

'Have you ever killed a man with your bare hands?'
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:33:50 PM
too much hoofing
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Total knob-head on November 27, 2012, 09:34:22 PM
i want my money back and i haven't even gone

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:34:39 PM
Albrighton you are fucking shit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: supertom on November 27, 2012, 09:34:39 PM
When Jason Roberts has been the best striker on the pitch, you know you watched a cracker!

I got up at 4 in the morning here to watch this shite.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: placeforparks on November 27, 2012, 09:34:42 PM
albrighton, you wanker.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 09:34:42 PM
Jesus Albrighton, you're not really a footballer are you?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:34:50 PM
Albrighton is normal self . Championship player
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on November 27, 2012, 09:34:51 PM
Albrighton-you are rubbish
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:34:53 PM
Fans have been excellent but I fear there will be boos at the final whistle.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 09:35:04 PM
What happened to him?  So much promise.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:35:05 PM
Remember when Albrighton was good?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: coreyfeldman on November 27, 2012, 09:35:13 PM
albrighton for the knackers
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ez on November 27, 2012, 09:35:15 PM
fooking do something villa
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 09:35:19 PM
I don't know what Albrighton ever had, but he seems to have lost it, whatever it was.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 09:35:21 PM
Fuck off Albrighton, utterly shite.

He's one in the not good enough column.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:35:26 PM
Jesus Albrighton, you're not really a footballer are you?
He's fucking dreadful.

Manilow c.unt
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:35:28 PM
Lambert why the fuck you didnt start with ireland
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Astral Weeks on November 27, 2012, 09:35:30 PM
Possibly the low point of the night from Albrighton there
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:35:33 PM
Remember when Albrighton was good?
Just.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: fbriai on November 27, 2012, 09:35:38 PM
i want my money back and i haven't even gone

Highlight of the match, Russon!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on November 27, 2012, 09:35:45 PM
When Jason Roberts has been the best striker on the pitch, you know you watched a cracker!

I got up at 4 in the morning here to watch this shite.

same here mate, appalling. At least I don't have to work on Wednesdays
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 09:35:48 PM
Honeymoons over for lambert now- this is utter crap .
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: supertom on November 27, 2012, 09:35:50 PM
Lets get Bowery on and go for it.

Did I just say that?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: The Left Side on November 27, 2012, 09:35:54 PM
Fans have been excellent but I fear there will be boos at the final whistle.

I just thought that as well
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 09:36:00 PM
Fuck off Albrighton, utterly shite.

He's one in the not good enough column.

There are quite a few in that column.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 09:36:01 PM
Jesus wept albrighton. He really lost his way. The quality of the game is getting worse isn't it?!

Come on villa!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 09:36:13 PM
Goal coming....
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:36:19 PM
What is the purpose of Marc Albrighton.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:36:24 PM
Albrighton is normal self . Championship player

I honestly don't think he's even good enough for that level.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 09:36:31 PM
Goal. 
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:36:32 PM
Benteke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 09:36:35 PM
Thank FUCK for that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:36:36 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: placeforparks on November 27, 2012, 09:36:36 PM
YESSSSSS
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:36:37 PM
Thank



Fuck
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on November 27, 2012, 09:36:38 PM
yes.haha!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 09:36:41 PM
Fucking told ya........
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ez on November 27, 2012, 09:36:43 PM
Yessssssssssss
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 09:36:44 PM
Fuck, that's a relief.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:36:47 PM
Thank fuck for that.  Benteke you beauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuty!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 09:36:47 PM
We don't deserve it but boy how we needed it!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 09:36:51 PM
Thank.  Fuck.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:36:52 PM
TTTHHHHAANNNKKKKKKK  FFFFFUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK FFFFFOOORRRRRRTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 27, 2012, 09:36:54 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on November 27, 2012, 09:36:55 PM
Wahoooo, Europe here we come!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:36:56 PM
Fucking get in.


Come on..


Great ball Westwood, great header big man.


Nothing fucking silly now Villa!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: A|C on November 27, 2012, 09:36:57 PM
That's some comfort.
The endless stream of bullshit from The General was nauseating.
The forelock-tugging on that thread was worse.
The best question ever asked was by Chico Hamilton

'Have you ever killed a man with your bare hands?'

Ooo, what was his answer?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Clark W Griswold on November 27, 2012, 09:37:03 PM
Yeaaaaaaaaah
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:37:03 PM
Goal coming....

Good call!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on November 27, 2012, 09:37:07 PM
Fuck meeeeeeeeeeee. We've scored from a corner!!!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: tremzvillain on November 27, 2012, 09:37:08 PM
PFTGTTHHHHHHHHH GET INNNNNNNNN
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 09:37:09 PM
Jesus Shitting Christ, thank fuck for that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:37:09 PM
Goal coming....

You genius Ferg.!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: TonyD on November 27, 2012, 09:37:16 PM
Saved by our Beast!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:37:20 PM
Nice obstruction by Albrighton on the line.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:37:28 PM
I'll take it.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 09:37:29 PM
Benteke, literally head and shoulders above the rest of our shite.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on November 27, 2012, 09:37:33 PM
Goal coming....

haha. I have admired your optimism all night mate. Good for you!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on November 27, 2012, 09:37:36 PM
Always said we could qualify for the Champion's League, you lot are such a miserable bunch....
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Total knob-head on November 27, 2012, 09:37:40 PM
Fucking get in!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: The Left Side on November 27, 2012, 09:37:43 PM
Don't fall asleep now Villa, go out and defend that goal
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 27, 2012, 09:37:45 PM
Never doubted for a minute.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:37:49 PM
Jesus Christ.
Thank the Lord.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: supertom on November 27, 2012, 09:37:51 PM
Thank christ. Now don't fuck it up.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 09:37:54 PM
A GOAL FROM A FUCKING CORNER!   

A FUCKING CORNER!

A CORNER!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 09:37:55 PM
Well I'll be. Benteke, good header. And Westwood takes a better corner than Bannan.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ian. on November 27, 2012, 09:37:58 PM
Fergal, have you got a Crystal ball? I turn on tonight for the first time to see you say goal coming.........
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 09:38:05 PM
I'm off to bet365 to see what i can get for the draw.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:38:17 PM
Now fucking hold on Villa. big, big ten minutes
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rich6by7 on November 27, 2012, 09:38:24 PM
MON'sSAFC 0-0 QPR Full time- would be great if we can eke out the win in terms of the table.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:38:32 PM
LOwton well done
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 09:38:43 PM
Is this the bit where we shit our pants?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 09:38:50 PM
CONCENTRATE
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 09:38:56 PM
We will now show our usual composure and protect the lead...
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:39:03 PM
We are 17th, get in.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on November 27, 2012, 09:39:07 PM
concentrate now Villa. Great interception by Lowton
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:39:13 PM
Fergal, can you do that every game please? Our new charm!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:39:25 PM
Did I really just say 'big, big ten minutes'?

Against fucking Reading?

Sigh
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:39:26 PM
Ireland has shown why he should be on the pitch.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 09:39:28 PM
Benteke, literally head and shoulders above the rest of our shite.

Do you know somebody who he isn't head and shoulders above?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 09:39:28 PM
A GOAL FROM A FUCKING CORNER!   

A FUCKING CORNER!

A CORNER!

It was a corner wasn't it? I got a bit excited and I can't remember now.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 09:39:28 PM
Is this the bit where we shit our pants?
Wibble
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Clark W Griswold on November 27, 2012, 09:39:41 PM
Mind you, we really have been fucking shite. Ireland not playing in this team is madness.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 27, 2012, 09:39:43 PM
Come on, use your fucking heads, ten minutes to see out.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:39:44 PM
Long ten minutes ahead
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on November 27, 2012, 09:40:08 PM
Lowton is a really good player, very assured, never very spectacular but always reliable.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:40:11 PM
Did I really just say 'big, big ten minutes'?

Against fucking Reading?

Sigh
Innit though.  I find myself saying things like "The QPR games will be crucial."
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Quiet Lion on November 27, 2012, 09:40:17 PM
Hang the fuck on now villa.

Just get the 3 points please
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: supertom on November 27, 2012, 09:40:18 PM
Kanu's coming on. It's alright lads, it's not Nwankwo.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: eastie on November 27, 2012, 09:40:35 PM
Result 0-0 at stadium of shite .
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on November 27, 2012, 09:40:41 PM
Fucking don't sit back.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: maidstonevillain on November 27, 2012, 09:40:46 PM
Superb ball from Ireland. He and Bent should start next game.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 09:40:51 PM
Please concentrate now villa. And don't sit too deep. I actually think we've looked quite good from corners tonight. Ours not theirs.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 09:40:53 PM
I hope we keep them out, Clark and Baker have done well tonight.  Baker looks like a proper old-fashioned no nonsense central defender.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on November 27, 2012, 09:40:56 PM
This is where you wished we had kicked off at 7.45. Funny, because at 8, I was pleased we were kicking off at 8. Weird that...
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:41:06 PM
To be fair, we have created quite a few chances, and missed them
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 09:41:09 PM
Benteke, literally head and shoulders above the rest of our shite.

Do you know somebody who he isn't head and shoulders above?
Messi
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on November 27, 2012, 09:41:14 PM
And thats why Darren Bent isnt playing fuckers....he doesnt do that!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:41:20 PM
Kanu's coming on. It's alright lads, it's not Nwankwo.
Not that big silver c.unt from The day the earth stood still?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 09:41:26 PM
Benteke, literally head and shoulders above the rest of our shite.

Do you know somebody who he isn't head and shoulders above?

Robert Wadlow.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:41:32 PM
it's not Nwankwo.

It bloody is.

Oh - Nwankwo, sorry.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 09:41:40 PM
Lets not waste time yet please Villa, kill them off. Please
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 27, 2012, 09:42:18 PM
DO NOT SIT BACK

If there is one thing I hate is that we try and see the game out and invariably in the 94th minute, with the ref inflating his cheeks to blow for thr last time they score. Let's go forward and get the second.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on November 27, 2012, 09:42:21 PM
Oh and Murphy taking the piss as usual even when we score
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on November 27, 2012, 09:42:25 PM
Benteke, literally head and shoulders above the rest of our shite.

Do you know somebody who he isn't head and shoulders above?

Robert Wadlow.

'LOL'.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on November 27, 2012, 09:42:31 PM
If we do hold on there are still question marks over the team selection
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 09:43:12 PM
I love you Guzan
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 09:43:15 PM
Brilliant Guzan. You beast.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:43:30 PM
Oh and Murphy taking the piss as usual even when we score
Bollocks to what the ignorant Prat Murphy thinks.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 09:43:33 PM
DO NOT SIT BACK

If there is one thing I hate is that we try and see the game out and invariably in the 94th minute, with the ref inflating his cheeks to blow for thr last time they score. Let's go forward and get the second.

Agreed.  Plus we need the goal difference.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on November 27, 2012, 09:43:43 PM
If we do hold on there are still question marks over the team selection

Fancy a post match brandy and cigar Sherlock?  ;-)
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:43:46 PM
What the fuck is Lowton doing, what a fucking cretin.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 09:43:50 PM
We will create few clearcut chances and look clueless in the last third. If we score more than one, it wil be because Reading are crap. If we are one up with 30 minutes to go, we will retreat further and further towards our own goal and Reading will score. In short, what is the difference from last season, really? Only (diminishing) hope.

Is what I predicted at 7.19pm.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Richard C on November 27, 2012, 09:44:09 PM
Oh and Murphy taking the piss as usual even when we score

What's he saying?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 27, 2012, 09:44:12 PM
Brilliant Guzan. You beast.
One position we don't have to worry about.
He's the business.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: fbriai on November 27, 2012, 09:44:19 PM
I only know what's going on by what you lot write on here. Could you not just make it up, you know, make it sound as though we've become something akin to Barcelona for the last ten minutes?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: robbo1874 on November 27, 2012, 09:44:41 PM
What's the score?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:44:44 PM
Finally a game where we've improved second half.  Has to be said the first half was a shit apocalypse though.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Ross on November 27, 2012, 09:44:56 PM
Com
If we do hold on there are still question marks over the team selection

Completely. The team must come before our managers ego. Bent not on the bench was bonkers no matter the result.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:45:21 PM
Finally a game where we've improved second half.

Sunderland?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 09:45:34 PM
Benteke's goal should have been disallowed for a foul on the defender he held down. Lucky it was at the Holte End.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 09:45:36 PM
I think we'll get six days' time added on here.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:45:41 PM
Ireland you muppet.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:46:00 PM
He has played advantage to us and not brought it back in a shorter time than that FFS
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:46:12 PM
Brilliant Guzan - again
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:46:21 PM
Fucking beast Brad.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rich6by7 on November 27, 2012, 09:46:27 PM
Tim Flowers on 5 Live Sports Extra singing Guzan's praises. High praise indeed.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on November 27, 2012, 09:46:30 PM
How come Guzan is suddenly awesomely good this season?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 09:46:30 PM
Guzan has been great tonight.  No brilliant saves to make, just really imposing when taking crosses.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on November 27, 2012, 09:46:35 PM
Squeaky bum time  :-\
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 09:46:39 PM
Sitting far too deep
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on November 27, 2012, 09:46:43 PM
Oh and Murphy taking the piss as usual even when we score

What's he saying?

Just constant sarcasm, little digs all delivered in his sneering, condescending tone of voice and sat there in his West Brom top
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:46:58 PM
Good referee this. Hasn't had much to do but has stayed out of the way and let the game flow where he can.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Matt Collins on November 27, 2012, 09:47:05 PM
I love guzan.

3 minutes. Come on villa. See it out
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:47:07 PM
Need to keep the fucking ball now!!

Come on villa, get your fucking foot on it.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 09:47:16 PM
3 minutes, hold on!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 27, 2012, 09:47:40 PM
Time was when Guzan was suspect under the high ball.  Not no more.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Apyadg on November 27, 2012, 09:48:12 PM
Only one Barry Bannan? Thank fuck for that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 27, 2012, 09:48:22 PM
Sitting far too deep

I've seen that movie. Prepare to cry. Bring tissues.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:48:27 PM
Come on Villa.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:48:29 PM
the 0-0 at Sunderland was critical.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: paulcomben on November 27, 2012, 09:48:41 PM
Good referee this. Hasn't had much to do but has stayed out of the way and let the game flow where he can.

Aside fron being Jason Roberts' bitch, you mean?
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 09:49:14 PM
The whistle going in our area makes me nervous!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:49:15 PM
Fucking hell. Lowton has done great tonight again, but should have gone down for the tug in the corner then.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 27, 2012, 09:49:23 PM
the 0-0 at Sunderland was critical.

I was too nervous to check that score - cheers
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on November 27, 2012, 09:49:29 PM
Squeaky bum time  :-\

Mine has squeaked once too often and i think i need to see if i am eligible to claim on the furniture cover.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 27, 2012, 09:49:52 PM
YESSSSSS!!!!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:49:58 PM
Full time come on ref....
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on November 27, 2012, 09:50:03 PM
Get in
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on November 27, 2012, 09:50:16 PM
It's like we've won the Grand National.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 27, 2012, 09:50:17 PM
thank fuck for that
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: The Left Side on November 27, 2012, 09:50:44 PM
Still lots of work but those 3 points are great
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Fergal on November 27, 2012, 09:50:45 PM
Never doubted it........
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Dave P on November 27, 2012, 09:50:46 PM
Massive win !!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Tucson Villain on November 27, 2012, 09:51:02 PM
Get in.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Risso on November 27, 2012, 09:51:07 PM
Relief is the overriding emotion.  We're going to have to just be better than the bottom three.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
the 0-0 at Sunderland was critical.

I was too nervous to check that score - cheers


You're welcome. We are out of the drop zone and neither Sunderland nor QPR pull anything back.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Rodders on November 27, 2012, 09:51:18 PM
Benteke, literally head and shoulders above the rest of our shite.

Do you know somebody who he isn't head and shoulders above?

Robert Wadlow.

'LOL'.

Eight foot eleven point one
And therda-five stone
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Boz on November 27, 2012, 09:51:42 PM
We'll need to do better on Saturday against 'arry's lads.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Irish villain on November 27, 2012, 09:52:33 PM
We would have drawn that last season. Three wins now...Turning the corner.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: ez on November 27, 2012, 09:53:54 PM
We have a win ladies and gentlemen!
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: tremzvillain on November 27, 2012, 09:54:03 PM
Jesus shitting tits. Thank christ.
Title: Re: Aston Villa v Reading Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on November 27, 2012, 09:58:26 PM
Oh and Murphy taking the piss as usual even when we score

What's he saying?

Just constant sarcasm, little digs all delivered in his sneering, condescending tone of voice and sat there in his West Brom top

and his balls slapping against MON's arse
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