I remember during the genocide in the Balkans thinking that Serbia looked beautiful and I'd really like to go there.
Went in 2006 and I wasn't disappointed. 17p for a litre of 6% lager, ridiculously strong ecstasy at 80p a pill, beautiful countryside, beautiful people, warm weather, .... mad bastard person running the guesthouse who sat around drinking 3 bottles of homemade peach brandy between me, my mate, and him ... then he went off and killed then butchered an actual real life, living sheep to make a stew for us with (I'm vegetarian so said no thanks, but I've been told it was delicious). And we chased a pig down an abandoned railway line at about 6am whilst absolutely twatted on this spirit that was made from wormwood and probably illegal in this country as I'm fairly sure it was mildly hallucinogenic.
I'm not sure if any of that happens in Rwanda, mind.
