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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #615 on: May 03, 2026, 08:22:59 PM »
The most flat footed team in the league

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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #616 on: May 03, 2026, 08:23:08 PM »
Looking slightly better, although the bar is so low Mazrim can see over it.

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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #617 on: May 03, 2026, 08:23:29 PM »
Quote
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This is now the fewest touches in the opposition box that a team have managed after an hour of a Premier League game this season (1).

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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #618 on: May 03, 2026, 08:23:35 PM »
Barkley looks like he’s running in treacle.

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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #619 on: May 03, 2026, 08:23:53 PM »
To think we were moaning about palace earlier

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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #620 on: May 03, 2026, 08:24:22 PM »
64 mins of unadulterated shit and one sub.

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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #621 on: May 03, 2026, 08:24:47 PM »
Spurs should be embarrassed they've only scored from a long shot and a set piece.

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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #622 on: May 03, 2026, 08:25:02 PM »
What a fucking wanker you are with that tiny boys moustache.

You're right, I'll get the cat to lick it off. Apologies.

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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #623 on: May 03, 2026, 08:26:27 PM »
To think we were moaning about palace earlier

At least they had fuck all riding on the league game and can only make Europe though the cup they are in. We make CL here and it takes the pressure out of winning two massive matches as we are in the CL without needing to win.

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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #624 on: May 03, 2026, 08:27:04 PM »
Fucking hell Emery, you stubborn bastard. Make some fucking changes.


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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #625 on: May 03, 2026, 08:27:46 PM »
Spurs should be embarrassed they've only scored from a long shot and a set piece.

I think I mentioned earlier, they are so bad that it is reflected on being 2-0 up only.

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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #626 on: May 03, 2026, 08:28:03 PM »
This is why we don’t get taken seriously too many shit days like this when we need to turn up.

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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #627 on: May 03, 2026, 08:28:30 PM »
To think we were moaning about palace earlier

At least they had fuck all riding on the league game and can only make Europe though the cup they are in. We make CL here and it takes the pressure out of winning two massive matches as we are in the CL without needing to win.

Lets not forget the minimum 100ML plus that would go a very long way to a complete team rebuild which is so badly needed.

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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #628 on: May 03, 2026, 08:28:40 PM »
All I can say is, we'd better fucking win the Europa League, Unai.

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Re: Aston Villa v Spurs Match Thread
« Reply #629 on: May 03, 2026, 08:29:34 PM »
Fucking hell Emery, you stubborn bastard. Make some fucking changes.

Replicating performance of his players

 


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