Golf 2026

[Rory]

I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.

[Villa Lew]

I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.

There's only one Rory.

[Rory]

I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.

There's only one Rory.

Aww thanks, yes I am quite the individua- oh, you meant him.

[Skipper_The_Eyechild]

I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.

Do you know anyone who knows him? I reckon I could find a yank whose only Irish relative is from 1615 who claims to know him.

[Rory]

I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.

Do you know anyone who knows him? I reckon I could find a yank whose only Irish relative is from 1615 who claims to know him.

I know him myself. In fact we're best buds.* Terrific lad.

*He may dispute this, but that's just an in-joke we have.

[Brazilian Villain]

It's probably better for Rory that he's going around with Sam Burns today, rather than Reed. Rory and Paddy don't get on.

[Tony Daleys Shorts]

Poor start from Rory, the chasing pack are closing quickly.

[Jane]

What a hole in one from Shane Lowry!! 🙌