Golf 2026

[Rory]

I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.

[Villa Lew]

I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.

There's only one Rory.

[Rory]

I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.

There's only one Rory.

Aww thanks, yes I am quite the individua- oh, you meant him.

[Skipper_The_Eyechild]

I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.

Do you know anyone who knows him? I reckon I could find a yank whose only Irish relative is from 1615 who claims to know him.

[Rory]

I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.

Do you know anyone who knows him? I reckon I could find a yank whose only Irish relative is from 1615 who claims to know him.

I know him myself. In fact we're best buds.* Terrific lad.

*He may dispute this, but that's just an in-joke we have.

[Brazilian Villain]

It's probably better for Rory that he's going around with Sam Burns today, rather than Reed. Rory and Paddy don't get on.

[Tony Daleys Shorts]

Poor start from Rory, the chasing pack are closing quickly.

[Jane]

What a hole in one from Shane Lowry!! 🙌

[Mellin]

There's the double.

[Nev]

Still haven't forgiven Rose for switching from Villa. Come on Rory and Fleetwood.

Same but I thought I was the only one who remembered him being Villa! Do you know what the story is because I could never find any detail on it?

[Jane]

Still haven't forgiven Rose for switching from Villa. Come on Rory and Fleetwood.

Same but I thought I was the only one who remembered him being Villa! Do you know what the story is because I could never find any detail on it?

I can't find anything now, either! Glad I have someone to back my very long memory up.

[Nev]

At the time he broke through at The Open as a teenager I distinctly remember him saying he was Villa despite growing up in SA. Fast forward 10 years and he was blithering on about Cheatsea.

[Brazilian Villain]

At the time he broke through at The Open as a teenager I distinctly remember him saying he was Villa despite growing up in SA. Fast forward 10 years and he was blithering on about Cheatsea.

It all changed after the 2000 FA Cup final. He was radicalised by CD into cheering for Chelsea because of our non-traditional stripey kit.