Aston Villa vs Everton pre-match thread

[Olneythelonely]

I genuinely think we’ll absolutely funeral them

[Brazilian Villain]

My lads 17 I can’t even trust him to load the dishwasher

Is he more raccoon than Roman? https://x.com/MikeBales/status/2011392261687562684

[BoVillan esq]

Alysson needs to be given some game time, see what he can do, Everton ideal opportunity, don't care about his age if he's good enough he's old enough.

[Olneythelonely]

Alysson needs to be given some game time, see what he can do, Everton ideal opportunity, don't care about his age if he's good enough he's old enough.

But unfortunately, if he’s injured enough, he’s injured enough.

[BoVillan esq]

Alysson needs to be given some game time, see what he can do, Everton ideal opportunity, don't care about his age if he's good enough he's old enough.

But unfortunately, if he’s injured enough, he’s injured enough.

Really? he's only just got of the plane, so he's out of it.

[TelfordVilla]

What did he do, sprain his wrist at the contract signing?

[Olneythelonely]

Some pain, according to Unai

[eye digress]

This is going to be one of those half-fat home performances where we look good in parts, do enough but sail close to the wind at times.

3-1 to us, Everton to score first. Just watched that Rogers reel (thanks Percy), so confidently predict that Rogers gets fouled for a peno and scores (though the crystal ball being a bit cloudy on that side, can’t quite see if he scores the peno).

[Nunkin1965]

He is also 17.

My lads 17 I can’t even trust him to load the dishwasher

Seriously, how annoying is this!!
Mines 20years of age but grasping the basics of filling  2 sections of a substantial area correctly with various items seems a challenge too far.
"Have you never played Tetris!?! " or "How is that possible?" or "Do you know how many people you can get in a mini?"
If im gteeted with another extraordinary effort.
Love him lots though.

[eamonn]

For the Toffees who lurk:

Villa Park is a cashless stadium. A range of refreshment kiosks are open inside the stadium on matchdays, offering a wide selection of food and beverages, including vegan options. Prices include:

Pies £5.25
Hot Dog £7.00
Chips £4.00
Chips & curry sauce £4.65
Carlsberg £5.75 pint
Poretti £6.30 pint
Somersby Apple £5.75 pint
Somersby Blackcurrant £6.30 pint

Villa Park is licensed to sell alcohol in the Doug Ellis Lower (Block Q) only. Alcohol is not available in Doug Ellis Upper (Block P), and drinks cannot be transferred between stands.

Aston Villa are happy to assist with the display of flags and banners in the away section where possible.

Supporters should email a photograph of any flag or banner to lee.preece@avfc.co.uk at least three days prior to the fixture. Flags and banners are permitted provided they do not exceed 2m x 1m, do not obstruct the view of others, cover advertising boards or create a safety hazard. They must not display abusive or threatening words, images or political statements, or anything deemed unacceptable. Flag poles are not permitted. All banners and flags must be accompanied by a fire safety certificate, which must be provided to Aston Villa in advance of matchday.