Aston Villa vs Everton pre-match thread

[Olneythelonely]

I genuinely think we’ll absolutely funeral them

[Brazilian Villain]

My lads 17 I can’t even trust him to load the dishwasher

Is he more raccoon than Roman? https://x.com/MikeBales/status/2011392261687562684

[BoVillan esq]

Alysson needs to be given some game time, see what he can do, Everton ideal opportunity, don't care about his age if he's good enough he's old enough.

[Olneythelonely]

Alysson needs to be given some game time, see what he can do, Everton ideal opportunity, don't care about his age if he's good enough he's old enough.

But unfortunately, if he’s injured enough, he’s injured enough.

[BoVillan esq]

Alysson needs to be given some game time, see what he can do, Everton ideal opportunity, don't care about his age if he's good enough he's old enough.

But unfortunately, if he’s injured enough, he’s injured enough.

Really? he's only just got of the plane, so he's out of it.

[TelfordVilla]

What did he do, sprain his wrist at the contract signing?

[Olneythelonely]

Some pain, according to Unai

[eye digress]

This is going to be one of those half-fat home performances where we look good in parts, do enough but sail close to the wind at times.

3-1 to us, Everton to score first. Just watched that Rogers reel (thanks Percy), so confidently predict that Rogers gets fouled for a peno and scores (though the crystal ball being a bit cloudy on that side, can’t quite see if he scores the peno).

[Nunkin1965]

He is also 17.

My lads 17 I can’t even trust him to load the dishwasher

Seriously, how annoying is this!!
Mines 20years of age but grasping the basics of filling  2 sections of a substantial area correctly with various items seems a challenge too far.
"Have you never played Tetris!?! " or "How is that possible?" or "Do you know how many people you can get in a mini?"
If im gteeted with another extraordinary effort.
Love him lots though.