We really know what we're doing when it comes to transfers. I guess they're busy people. Who's got time to learn what the fucking rules of the game are when there's so much money to be wasted?
It is exactly this sort of shit which makes the 'PSR hates us' arguments less convincing.
If they're that onerous, what the fuck are we doing even trying to spend 10m on a child anyway?
Maybe they saw something in him and decided to invest. Arsenal bought Theo Walcott as a 17 year old.
And how many 17 year olds turn out to be as good as Walcott?
I just do not get this, i get the concept of investing in kids, I do, but when there are gaping requirements for actual play-them-now signings?
What happened to all the other kids we bought in recent years? The Turkish lad punted off already. Barrenechea. What was the point in those?
And - even more perplexingly, on a related note - why on earth did we waste time, effort and money to find ourselves with Harvey Elliot sat on the bench doing sudokus when we have a massive midfield injury crisis?