Crystal Palace v Aston Villa Match Thread

[Chip Butty 111]

Sounds like the prat only has 1 drumstick..

[kippaxvilla2]

Is Matty okay?

[Chris_Jephcott]

It seems a little cautious so far. Would be nice to beat them for a change…

[andyh]

We are far too casual in the final third. Almost to the point where we just gift them the ball back.

[DB]

Wasteful in midfield so far.

[Holte132]

I am not by nature a violent man but in the case of that prick with the drum I  could be persuaded to make an exception.

You'd be at the back of a fucking long queue.

Imagine your season ticket being a couple of rows in front of him. Imagine going to a game with a heavy hangover and being a couple of rows in front of him? It would be torture

Can’t believe it’s allowed.

It's literally just banging a fucking drum aimlessly. If someone did that in the Holte there would be trouble.

The metal at the back of the Holte takes a battering most games

[Crown Hill]

Something very gravelly almost dirty old manish about this commentator!

As long as he describes a Villa win he can sound like Alan Carr for all I care.

It’s more like Davros, King of the Daleks.

Alan Carr would at least know his football. His dad was a great Manager of Nuneaton!

[Stinkin_Thinkin]

late by hughes, the dark arts master

[andyh]

Sancho is a waste of a shirt

[paul_e]

How was that not a yellow for Hughes? Why do refs so often give a warning for fouls like that against us?

[TonyD]

Sancho is fucking useless. 

[curiousorange]

Palace used to annoy me, now I actively hate them.

[andyh]

TOO FUCKING CASUAL VILLA.
PICK IT UP PLEASE.


sorry for shouting

[TonyD]

He is killing our attacks down the right

[Chip Butty 111]

Sancho is fucking useless.

..he's not that good sadly