Crystal Palace v Aston Villa Match Thread

[trinityoap]

Why don't the commentators simply say that they want Johnson to score and Palace to win?

[Crown Hill]

Something very gravelly almost dirty old manish about this commentator!

[The Edge]

I am not by nature a violent man but in the case of that prick with the drum I  could be persuaded to make an exception.

You'd be at the back of a fucking long queue.

Imagine your season ticket being a couple of rows in front of him. Imagine going to a game with a heavy hangover and being a couple of rows in front of him? It would be torture

[andyh]

Rogers is off it at the moment.
Ginny seems to be playing far more central than usual.

[TonyD]

I am not by nature a violent man but in the case of that prick with the drum I  could be persuaded to make an exception.

You'd be at the back of a fucking long queue.

Imagine your season ticket being a couple of rows in front of him. Imagine going to a game with a heavy hangover and being a couple of rows in front of him? It would be torture

Can’t believe it’s allowed. 

[The Edge]

Something very gravelly almost dirty old manish about this commentator!

His pronunciation of Camera and Dinya is boiling my piss. It's Kamara and Dean you absolute fucking tit.

[martin o`who??]

Something very gravelly almost dirty old manish about this commentator!

As long as he describes a Villa win he can sound like Alan Carr for all I care.

[TonyD]

Just fuck off Sancho. 

[Hopadop]

Red card followed by three stroppy yellows for Chelsea I see.

This pleases me

[Chris_Jephcott]

Just fuck off Sancho. 

Do we have him until the end of the month?

[john e]

I just wish we could create a few more chances with all this possession

[TonyD]

He is hobbling Cash. 

[andyh]

How do you take a throw in and throw it directly to an opponent?

[PeterWithesShin]

I assume drum boy is in their ultra section rather than a normal area.

[The Edge]

I am not by nature a violent man but in the case of that prick with the drum I  could be persuaded to make an exception.

You'd be at the back of a fucking long queue.

Imagine your season ticket being a couple of rows in front of him. Imagine going to a game with a heavy hangover and being a couple of rows in front of him? It would be torture

Can’t believe it’s allowed.

It's literally just banging a fucking drum aimlessly. If someone did that in the Holte there would be trouble.