Alysson - signed

[simon ward 50]

i have those crocks 💪😃

They belong to my middle son! How did you get them?

[VILLA MOLE]

i have those crocks 💪😃

They belong to my middle son! How did you get them?

I will let him tell you

[Drummond]

Why did you take the crocs instead of the TV and speakers?

[Brazilian Villain]

Why did you take the crocs instead of the TV and speakers?

Less chance of the owner reporting them stolen.

[Tuscans]

🟣🔵🇧🇷 Aston Villa and Gremio signed all documents for Alysson deal, here we go now confirmed.

€10m initial fee plus €2m add-ons for 19 year old Brazilian winger to #AVFC.

[Rigadon]

A probable loan back out and sale next summer or somebody we might actually play this season?

[eamonn]

Yer man Tim Vickery, the Latam soccer expert beloved by football podcast crammers, can't make sense out of this one.

We might make £4m on him in June selling him onto Werder Bremen (Alison, not Tim).

[algy]

I think Brazilian players should revert to having vowels at the end of their names. Is it any wonder that they’ve been shit at winning world cups since the turn of the millennium when they’ve all got shit names. They need to start ending their names with “aldo” or “inho” again, and only going by one name for that matter.

At least this chap is a winger, which is the best position. Who the hell thinks “I want a Brazilian player in my side. Nah, bugger all the fancy Dan tricksy players called Scorchaldo in good positions, I want a boring left back called Eggso Benedictez” or something like that.

[PaulWinch again]

Yer man Tim Vickery, the Latam soccer expert beloved by football podcast crammers, can't make sense out of this one.

We might make £4m on him in June selling him onto Werder Bremen (Alison, not Tim).

Can’t make sense of it in a similar way to how us signing Rogers was perceived? Not saying it’ll work out that well, although obviously hope he does, but more interested in what’s the basis of the confusion.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Cover for Guessand?

[TopDeck113]

I think Brazilian players should revert to having vowels at the end of their names. Is it any wonder that they’ve been shit at winning world cups since the turn of the millennium when they’ve all got shit names. They need to start ending their names with “aldo” or “inho” again, and only going by one name for that matter.

Brazilian football has never been the same since they stopped capping chain-smoking, politically-active doctors named after Greek philosophers.

[eamonn]

Yer man Tim Vickery, the Latam soccer expert beloved by football podcast crammers, can't make sense out of this one.

We might make £4m on him in June selling him onto Werder Bremen (Alison, not Tim).

Can’t make sense of it in a similar way to how us signing Rogers was perceived? Not saying it’ll work out that well, although obviously hope he does, but more interested in what’s the basis of the confusion.

He just hasn't seen anything of note from him while playing as a bit-part player for Gremio to warrant such a move. You're right that Rogers (and Durán) were excellent punts so maybe our scouts (and gaffer) have a sixth sense.

[aj2k77]

Cover for Guessand?

If he's cover for Guessand then he's a £10m pile of wank.

[Skipper_The_Eyechild]

Yer man Tim Vickery, the Latam soccer expert beloved by football podcast crammers, can't make sense out of this one.

We might make £4m on him in June selling him onto Werder Bremen (Alison, not Tim).

Can’t make sense of it in a similar way to how us signing Rogers was perceived? Not saying it’ll work out that well, although obviously hope he does, but more interested in what’s the basis of the confusion.

He basically said that this bloke is a couple of seasons away from the level that Savinho is now (I don't even know if he's any good), so don't expect any sort of immediate impact. He was surprised by the news.

[Holy Trinity]

This seems like a deal where we got him cheap and if Unai doesn't fancy him straight away he can go to our club in Portugal where he doesn't need a workpermit for a season or 2. Unless his leg falls off we won't struggle to recoup the 10 million. If he turns out to be great we have had another bargain.