I think Brazilian players should revert to having vowels at the end of their names. Is it any wonder that they’ve been shit at winning world cups since the turn of the millennium when they’ve all got shit names. They need to start ending their names with “aldo” or “inho” again, and only going by one name for that matter.
At least this chap is a winger, which is the best position. Who the hell thinks “I want a Brazilian player in my side. Nah, bugger all the fancy Dan tricksy players called Scorchaldo in good positions, I want a boring left back called Eggso Benedictez” or something like that.
