Aston Villa vs Crystal Palace match thread

[SoccerHQ]

Palace haven't won in the league at VP since December 2013. It's a bit of a myth they always destroy us, that just happens within the M25.

We've taken 7 points off them in the three prem games at VP under Emery.

[N'ZMAV]

Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:

Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."

Someone ask me a question

what do you like up your bum?

[Tuscans]

Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:

Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."

Someone ask me a question

what do you like up your bum?

Marco Bizot

[Tuscans]

Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:

Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."

Someone ask me a question

Any rivers flowing? My usual one isn't working so new suggestions greatly appreciated unless Marco Bizot runs one!

Marco Bizot

Fair enough!

Sent you one dude

[Behind Bluenose Lines]

Drove past a Palace Road on the way here, then saw a discarded cuddly lion toy which looked like it had been run over several times in the car park. Not great omens. Hopefully the rainbow was lucky.

I saw a rainbow on my walk to the station as well. I'm hoping that will be lucky too!   

[tomd2103]

Clubs a mess. Just look at that bench its one of the worst ive seen at our club. We had stronger benchs in the Championship

Got very 2010/11 vibes about it.

[Behind Bluenose Lines]

Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:

Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."

Someone ask me a question

what do you like up your bum?

Marco Bizot

Grindr's over there!

[N'ZMAV]

Clubs a mess. Just look at that bench its one of the worst ive seen at our club. We had stronger benchs in the Championship

Got very 2010/11 vibes about it.

Imagine if Unai does a MON? 

[Beard82]

This is mental that bench compared to the end of last season this is a weaker L squad as we’ve had since gerrard.

If I was nwse I would be spitting feathers at the state of the club despite doing so much right.  I would be getting these rules challenged in courts because unless miracles happen we’re going to be losing 3 years of progress this season

[Tuscans]

I reckon Guessand is gonna give us something to smile about.

[Mister E]

Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:

Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."

Someone ask me a question

what do you like up your bum?

Marco Bizot

Hmmm, not Stephan Postma then?!

[Chris_Jephcott]

Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:

Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."

Someone ask me a question

what do you like up your bum?

Marco Bizot

Hmmm, not Stephan Postma then?!

I was waiting for a Postma…

[Tuscans]

Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:

Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."

Someone ask me a question

what do you like up your bum?

Marco Bizot

Grindr's over there!

Where?

[Ian.]

Come on Villa. Let’s turn this gloom around. 

Onwards and upwards and fuck off modern league football with your financial accountants, lawyers, stupid VAR, ridiculous new rules and crap officials.

[Tuscans]

Unai Emery was asked about Emiliano Martinez:

Q: The reason for his absence? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Where is Martinez? "Marco Bizot."
Q: Will he be your future goalkeeper? "Marco Bizot."

Someone ask me a question

what do you like up your bum?

Marco Bizot

Hmmm, not Stephan Postma then?!

I remember seeing that video back in the day.