I'm not calling you a liar, I'm calling you a glory-hunter. Because that's what someone who comes from Birmingham and chooses to support Man U/Liverpool/Celtic/Rangers is.
I agree with 95% of your posts so optimistic you can change your ways and stop being a glory-hunter.
But I’ve told you I like Celtic because of why they were founded, the fans’ support for Irish republicanism, and their solidarity with other oppressed people. So when you say ‘you like them because they’ve won a lot of cups’ (like Rangers have, who I bizarrely hate), you’re calling me a liar.
I'm not calling you a liar. I am saying you are deluding yourself trying to justify glory-hunting, exactly the same as all the "honest, I have an uncle from Manchester" types do.
I’m not trying to justify glory-hunting, I’m telling you why I like Celtic. I don’t think it’s fair that you say I’m sitting here typing lies.
I had a great uncle who I’m named after who died (before I was born) from getting pneumonia after watching Villa in the rain before there was a roof on the Holte End.
I don’t want to offend you (not that you extend similar manners) but I’m not deeply bothered about how many Mickey Mouse cups they win.
Do you think I’m going to start revelling in the glory of the British Empire and supporting Israel if Rangers win 14 out of the next 15 championships?