Other Games 2025-26

[Flamingo Lane]

Malen is playing alongside Dybala at Roma.  This allows him to be the fox in the box whilst Dybala does most the linking and running the channels.  Our system expects one player to do all those tasks. 

Malen wasn't good enough to justify altering our whole strategy in my opinion.

You've made that up. In the last two games, in which he has scored four times, Malen has played as a lone striker. Dybala didn't play in either game, as he is out injured, as he very often is.

[Sexual Ealing]

Paulo Dybala, like God, is a form of gas. He's both there and not there.

[SamTheMouse]

Paulo Dybala, like God, is a form of gas.

This explains why, when I fart in bed, Mme Mouse often responds by saying "my God".

[Monty]

Dybala's a dream of a player, in that I remember him but I'm not totally sure he's real.

[aj2k77]

Paulo Dybala, like God, is a form of gas. He's both there and not there.

Schrodinger's Dybala.

[Bent Neilsens Screamer]

I read Malen is playing alongside Dybala at Roma.  This allows him to be the fox in the box whilst Dybala does most the linking and running the channels.  Our system expects one player to do all those tasks. 

Malen wasn't good enough to justify altering our whole strategy in my opinion.

As others have pointed out, it’s Dybala’s injuries that are his issue. You’re right about linking the play, he’s a beautifully creative player but don’t think he’s ever been one to run around too much and work the channels.

[Brazilian Villain]

Paulo Dybala, like God, is a form of gas. He's both there and not there.

Madonna is probably his most famous devotee.

[Bent Neilsens Screamer]

Paulo Dybala, like God, is a form of gas. He's both there and not there.

Madonna is probably his most famous devotee.

He’s certainly been Frozen out a few times.

[cdbearsfan]

No.

[Mellin]

No.

You can't hydyogeneral appreciation for shit puns, mate.

[Brazilian Villain]

Paulo Dybala, like God, is a form of gas. He's both there and not there.

Madonna is probably his most famous devotee.

He’s certainly been Frozen out a few times.

Fortunately he's a stoic character and famously told fans, 'Don't cry for me Argentina'.

[Mellin]

Wat trying to move it on to gas but there seems to be a Madonna raydon.

[Brazilian Villain]

Wat trying to move it on to gas but there seems to be a Madonna raydon.

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