Other Games 2025-26

[Flamingo Lane]

Malen is playing alongside Dybala at Roma.  This allows him to be the fox in the box whilst Dybala does most the linking and running the channels.  Our system expects one player to do all those tasks. 

Malen wasn't good enough to justify altering our whole strategy in my opinion.

You've made that up. In the last two games, in which he has scored four times, Malen has played as a lone striker. Dybala didn't play in either game, as he is out injured, as he very often is.

[Sexual Ealing]

Paulo Dybala, like God, is a form of gas. He's both there and not there.

[SamTheMouse]

Paulo Dybala, like God, is a form of gas.

This explains why, when I fart in bed, Mme Mouse often responds by saying "my God".

[Monty]

Dybala's a dream of a player, in that I remember him but I'm not totally sure he's real.