Honestly, if you haven't got a smart phone:
1. How on earth do you cope with modern life, these things have been an integral part of being a human being in a rich western country for almost 20 years now.
2. Fucking get one, you can pick them up for pennies, and stop banging on about "Oooh, no, I can't possibly engage with the modern world, I'm such a Luddite" like it's a badge of honour.
3. If you're going to say "Well, my Dad is in his late 80s, and he can't work a phone", well, tbh, my Dad is in his late 80s, and I can't trust him not to mistake a printed ticket for the cat.