Summer 2025 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc.

[Somniloquism]

That was heinous, he was nearly pulled by his penis.

I didnt realise having your penis pulled was an occupational hazard for footballers. I chose the wrong career

Mainly if Vinnie Jones was around.

[kippaxvilla2]

Trying to remember the names of those we signed during the halcyon days of 2014/5/6. Who was the one who literally had his pants pulled down at Spurs but didn't get a penalty.

Helanious

I read that as Hilarious.

[Holy Trinity]

That was heinous, he was nearly pulled by his penis.

I didnt realise having your penis pulled was an occupational hazard for footballers. I chose the wrong career

Mainly if Vinnie Jones was around.

That picture is up on the wall in our office at work! It's our daily motivation.

[wolfman999]

we've been shown up a bit this window.

Master of the understatement!

[johnc]

Sylla was 2013. Only redeeming feature was that his name rhymed with Villa

[Chris_Jephcott]

When was Salifou?

[wolfman999]

When was Salifou?

WHAT was Salifou?

[eamonn]

That was heinous, he was nearly pulled by his penis.

I didnt realise having your penis pulled was an occupational hazard for footballers. I chose the wrong career

Mainly if Vinnie Jones was around.

That picture is up on the wall in our office at work! It's our daily motivation.

Where do you work?!

[PeterWithesShin]

Villa Park.

[kippaxvilla2]

When was Salifou?

2007 or 2008.

[Holy Trinity]

That was heinous, he was nearly pulled by his penis.

I didnt realise having your penis pulled was an occupational hazard for footballers. I chose the wrong career

Mainly if Vinnie Jones was around.

That picture is up on the wall in our office at work! It's our daily motivation.

Where do you work?!

In Mansfield, with 2 Forrest fans and a Mansfield town fan.

[JUAN PABLO]

whats Tonev up too , he was a winger and rugby player wasnt he?

[Matt C]

He certainly wasn’t a footballer

[cdbearsfan]

I remember when we signed him and people said he was just as good taking set pieces with either foot. They didn't explain that's because he was rubbish with both. A racist, too, IIRC.

[john e]

That was heinous, he was nearly pulled by his penis.

I didnt realise having your penis pulled was an occupational hazard for footballers. I chose the wrong career

Mainly if Vinnie Jones was around.

That picture is up on the wall in our office at work! It's our daily motivation.

Where do you work?!

In Mansfield, with 2 Forrest fans and a Mansfield town fan.

Really I went to school in Mansfield growing up