Marcus Rashford - signed on loan (injured - out for season?)

[pauliewalnuts]

I suppose at least Rashford is used to taking three points at Villa Park, so that part of his integration should be straightforward.

[darren woolley]

If anybody can get Rashford back to his best it's Unai Emery I believe he wouldn't touch him if he thought he was past his best.

[VillaTim]

Pires did the same didn't he when he joined.

I reckon Rashford will be less mobile than Pires was.  That, and I’ve heard that he reads Mein Kampf to toddlers.

Are you ok

[Rigadon]

Pires did the same didn't he when he joined.

I reckon Rashford will be less mobile than Pires was.  That, and I’ve heard that he reads Mein Kampf to toddlers.

Are you ok

Are you a real person?

[olaftab]

The radio said he is intending to stay in manchester and travel down. Hows that going to work?

Thats gotta be bollocks

That will work fine. As most manc footballers live in Cheshire it’s about 90 minutes to BMH, about the same as driving from Bromsgroe through the city.

[cdbearsfan]

Pires did the same didn't he when he joined.

Difference was that it took Pires two hours to commute from the centre circle to the penalty area.

[BC Villain]

The radio said he is intending to stay in manchester and travel down. Hows that going to work?

Thats gotta be bollocks

It shows the level of commitment he has towards the move that he can't even be bothered to move closer to Bodymoor.  This signing is an utter betrayal.

[Rigadon]

The radio said he is intending to stay in manchester and travel down. Hows that going to work?

Thats gotta be bollocks

It shows the level of commitment he has towards the move that he can't even be bothered to move closer to Bodymoor.  This signing is an utter betrayal.

Haha! Brilliant satire.

[jon collett]

I thought it was ok when it was said we were only paying half his wages. That seemed a good bargain and no lose situation. If we are now paying as much as claimed it seems v high risk and desperation because we’ve had another terrible window!

[Tuscans]

The radio said he is intending to stay in manchester and travel down. Hows that going to work?

Thats gotta be bollocks

It shows the level of commitment he has towards the move that he can't even be bothered to move closer to Bodymoor.  This signing is an utter betrayal.

[Sexual Ealing]

The radio said he is intending to stay in manchester and travel down. Hows that going to work?

Thats gotta be bollocks

It shows the level of commitment he has towards the move that he can't even be bothered to move closer to Bodymoor.  This signing is an utter betrayal.

It's worse than that. It's a holocaust of all the values this once-great club was built on. This signing signals the end for Aston Villa. I'm crying salt tears here. The thought of children getting a lunch they didn't pay for, I just...I can't.

[Brazilian Villain]

It shows the level of commitment he has towards the move that he can't even be bothered to move closer to Bodymoor.  This signing is an utter betrayal.

We're getting a footballer on loan for a few months, not renaming the Holte after the 'Cambridge Five'.

[DrGonzo]

Jesus,  few years ago we'd haver been jumping for joy at the prospect of a multiple international cap signing with the option of a summer purchase.  I'm prepared to give the fecker a chance before I start beating the club with a shitty stick for making the effort to push us back up towards the top 4 and possibly qualify for the last 8 of the Champs League.  Maybe you lot should try cheering the fuck up?

[Ian.]

Pires did the same didn't he when he joined.

Difference was that it took Pires two hours to commute from the centre circle to the penalty area.

Ha ha! That made me laugh. He has to be the slowest player to ever wear* the shirt.


*have to say wear, because he didn’t play.

[Toronto Villa]

I know. About to add Rashford and Asensio and it’s been received by some like we are adding Rudy Gestede and Simon Dawkins.