Aston Villa vs Everton Match Thread

[Chris_Jephcott]

It’s the highly unenviable return of the Villa related sphincter puckering. First time this season too.

5p, 50p

[Risso]

Torres, can’t defend to save himself.

[TonyD]

A thing of absolute beauty. 
Ridiculous.

[edgysatsuma89]

We're not scoring two today let alone three.

Bold prediction after just 29 minutes.

[Martyn Smith]

That was shocking by pau. Awful. Lucky boy

We have really struggled to contain DCL. Every time he's got forward it's heart in mouth time

[Demitri_C]

I love ash young hate to see him in a shit team like this

[SamTheMouse]

This is great for the neutrals but I think I'd rather have a routine 2-0 win.

[Demitri_C]

That was shocking by pau. Awful. Lucky boy

We have really struggled to contain DCL. Every time he's got forward it's heart in mouth time

Yeah i think carlos should come on personally

[PeterWithesShin]

Buendia getting ready

[kippaxvilla2]

Here comes Little Emi

[PeterWithesShin]

And is on for Ollie.

[Demitri_C]

Good grief bogarde.

He needs to come off. He looks rired

[Martyn Smith]

Commentators and fans talking about this game like it's a remotely similar scenario, other than the order of the goals, to their H to Bournemouth.

[Demitri_C]

Gove emi a monster cheer

[Chris_Jephcott]

Welcome back little Emi!!! Delighted to see him back on the pitch!