Bronte's breakfast notes: "Bacon, 4 on 10 - you'd be waiting a long time for bacon to put in a shift but that's not why it's on the plate. Button mushrooms, taste and smell like mud and ennui. Brilliant. Black pudding: a coward. Major criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I'm nit-picking, on the whole, an embarrassing, gutless effort. No heart, no liver. 3 on 10. Let's make love."
