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Author Topic: Caption Contest T.Hanks  (Read 2428 times)

Offline Footy-Vill

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Caption Contest T.Hanks
« on: May 14, 2024, 05:37:20 PM »




T.Hanks

Offline olaftab

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2024, 05:41:00 PM »
Hey, Aston win 3-3.

Offline Hookeysmith

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2024, 05:51:20 PM »
"When does overtime begin & who is this little ginger guy who wants me to keep buying stuff"

Offline Dogtanian

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2024, 06:02:10 PM »
“Say, when are you going to fix that god damned badge?”

Offline Drummond

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2024, 06:06:36 PM »
'Oh, do fuck off Buzz'

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2024, 06:16:11 PM »
That game was like a box of chocolates

Online TopDeck113

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2024, 06:27:21 PM »
At one-three, I was clenching my but-tocks.

Offline Footy-Vill

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2024, 06:39:24 PM »
At 3-1 down The Sky Commentators were trying to do Hanks puns -Alan Smith was one of the offenders.

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2024, 06:46:13 PM »
At 3-1 down The Sky Commentators were trying to do Hanks puns -Alan Smith was one of the offenders.

Alan Smith is offensive whatever he attempts to do.

Offline Footy-Vill

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2024, 07:05:37 PM »
Gary Shaw was at the game.
Smith was calling for seeing Peter Withe! I don't think he was there though!

Offline levico

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2024, 07:20:39 PM »
At 3-1 down The Sky Commentators were trying to do Hanks puns -Alan Smith was one of the offenders.

Alan Smith is offensive whatever he attempts to do.

Agreed but he was particularly offensive last night. What on earth does he have against Villa and in particular Lucas Digne who he berated from the kick off.

Offline WarszaVillan

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2024, 07:24:07 PM »
At 3-1 down The Sky Commentators were trying to do Hanks puns -Alan Smith was one of the offenders.

Tom Wanks?

Offline wince

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2024, 07:32:13 PM »
Shaving Ryan’s privates

Offline spartacuss

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2024, 07:34:31 PM »
"Wow, this is a whole lot better than 'Saving Ryan's Privates'! "

Offline ian c.

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2024, 07:35:49 PM »
"Poor old Wilson took a proper kicking in that game."

 


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