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Author Topic: Caption Contest T.Hanks  (Read 2749 times)

Offline Footy-Vill

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Caption Contest T.Hanks
« on: May 14, 2024, 05:37:20 PM »




T.Hanks

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2024, 05:41:00 PM »
Hey, Aston win 3-3.

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2024, 05:51:20 PM »
"When does overtime begin & who is this little ginger guy who wants me to keep buying stuff"

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2024, 06:02:10 PM »
“Say, when are you going to fix that god damned badge?”

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2024, 06:06:36 PM »
'Oh, do fuck off Buzz'

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2024, 06:16:11 PM »
That game was like a box of chocolates

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2024, 06:27:21 PM »
At one-three, I was clenching my but-tocks.

Offline Footy-Vill

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2024, 06:39:24 PM »
At 3-1 down The Sky Commentators were trying to do Hanks puns -Alan Smith was one of the offenders.

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2024, 06:46:13 PM »
At 3-1 down The Sky Commentators were trying to do Hanks puns -Alan Smith was one of the offenders.

Alan Smith is offensive whatever he attempts to do.

Offline Footy-Vill

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2024, 07:05:37 PM »
Gary Shaw was at the game.
Smith was calling for seeing Peter Withe! I don't think he was there though!

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2024, 07:20:39 PM »
At 3-1 down The Sky Commentators were trying to do Hanks puns -Alan Smith was one of the offenders.

Alan Smith is offensive whatever he attempts to do.

Agreed but he was particularly offensive last night. What on earth does he have against Villa and in particular Lucas Digne who he berated from the kick off.

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2024, 07:24:07 PM »
At 3-1 down The Sky Commentators were trying to do Hanks puns -Alan Smith was one of the offenders.

Tom Wanks?

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2024, 07:32:13 PM »
Shaving Ryan’s privates

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2024, 07:34:31 PM »
"Wow, this is a whole lot better than 'Saving Ryan's Privates'! "

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Re: Caption Contest T.Hanks
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2024, 07:35:49 PM »
"Poor old Wilson took a proper kicking in that game."

 


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