Aston Villa v Liverpool Pre Match Thread

[PaulWinch again]

Walking football?

We've been playing Walking Dead football for a while

Certainly in the last couple of weeks.

[Villan82]

Walking football?

They are a very tough crowd.

[Mister E]

Strap the fuck in the next few days are going to be hairy.

Is that some sexual predilection of yours?

[mike]

Liverpool will absolutely batter us as will Palace. Spurs will get 4th…season over!!!
Players are knackered, been a great season but a very frustrating end.

So you think Spurs, having lost 4 games in succession will beat Man City?

Or draw with them.

That’s my nightmare scenario too, but on the plus side, they will need to beat Sheffield by a shitload and we’d probably have to get battered twice. I think.

[Percy McCarthy]

Not to worry though, the comimg of Ragnarök appears to be next on the list of terrible events, so it's not like we'd get to see us or The Man City Conquering Tottenham play in the Champions League anyway.

Some are mentally shot and it appears to be the fans.

I posted something about this a while back. Being largely a very good side and needing to stay top four is in a way as draining as battling relegation, the margins are similarly fine and the pressure to be consistently good is absolutely intense.

Obviously it’s much much better than fighting for survival but it does make you respect the mentality of consistently top sides.

Yeah it starts to explain why C115y reverted to cheating.  .

Resorted, even.

Bloody predictive text 

Haha.

[mike]

Liverpool will absolutely batter us as will Palace. Spurs will get 4th…season over!!!
Players are knackered, been a great season but a very frustrating end.

So you think Spurs, having lost 4 games in succession will beat Man City?

Or draw with them.

That’s my nightmare scenario too, but on the plus side, they will need to beat Sheffield by a shitload and we’d probably have to get battered twice. I think.

Ok, not as good as I thought but still pretty good. If (and it’s a big but not impossible if) they get a point vs City, our goal difference means that we would need to lose the two remaining games by 5 goals and they beat Sheffield by 3, or some other combination of eight. So, as someone else said, that leaves four results that have to go very much the right way for them, which would be against the grain. Whereas a single point for us, or even average scores if we lose/they win is enough. So I’m still worried.

[Footy-Vill]

Strap the fuck in the next few days are going to be hairy.

Is that some sexual predilection of yours?

I really think some need to look at having a thread off the main site that wants to involve all this sort of explicit sex talk stuff.

[pauliewalnuts]

Strap the fuck in the next few days are going to be hairy.

Is that some sexual predilection of yours?

I really think some need to look at having a thread off the main site that wants to involve all this sort of explicit sex talk stuff.

you're so obviously not just one person posting this rubbish. Your use of language changes all the time, but the same tedious line of attack - in this case the explicit sex talk thing - remains.

I hope you're enjoying yourselves despite all the talk of MASSIVE ERECT COCKS and the constant references to PENDULOUS BREASTS and that these references, plus those to, err A BIT OF VISIBLE PANTY LINE don't put you off.

[Bad English]

Strap the fuck in the next few days are going to be hairy.

Is that some sexual predilection of yours?

I really think some need to look at having a thread off the main site that wants to involve all this sort of explicit sex talk stuff.

I really think you are all taking the piss.

[Bad English]

But in a bit they will be 'confused and harassed' after coming on telling people how to post.

[Brazilian Villain]

I really think some need to look at having a thread off the main site that wants to involve all this sort of explicit sex talk stuff.

I agree with you, I'm more a fan of the implicit sex stuff.

[Footy-Vill]

I don't know what that "implicit" sex stuff means and I wouldn't look it up or ask anyone because it would be explicit wouldn't it ?!

[pauliewalnuts]

I don't know what that "implicit" sex stuff means and I wouldn't look it up or ask anyone because it would be explicit wouldn't it ?!

oops, back in character.

[Footy-Vill]

Strap the fuck in the next few days are going to be hairy.

Is that some sexual predilection of yours?

I really think some need to look at having a thread off the main site that wants to involve all this sort of explicit sex talk stuff.

you're so obviously not just one person posting this rubbish. Your use of language changes all the time, but the same tedious line of attack - in this case the explicit sex talk thing - remains.

I hope you're enjoying yourselves despite all the talk of MASSIVE ERECT COCKS and the constant references to PENDULOUS BREASTS and that these references, plus those to, err A BIT OF VISIBLE PANTY LINE don't put you off.

Ok we need to draw the line. This is provocative in more ways than one..I'm just exercising my right to speak my view and request for sexual stuff being put in a specific thread off the main board.
I don't know what the issue is and then the false narrative and attack is so so unnecessary.
Please at least consider that not everyone wants to read or engage in this stuff.
Ok can we get back on topic
This isn't good for anyone as you seem annoyed and I'm highly offended
So agree to disagree and hopefully can move on

[pauliewalnuts]

Strap the fuck in the next few days are going to be hairy.

Is that some sexual predilection of yours?

I really think some need to look at having a thread off the main site that wants to involve all this sort of explicit sex talk stuff.

you're so obviously not just one person posting this rubbish. Your use of language changes all the time, but the same tedious line of attack - in this case the explicit sex talk thing - remains.

I hope you're enjoying yourselves despite all the talk of MASSIVE ERECT COCKS and the constant references to PENDULOUS BREASTS and that these references, plus those to, err A BIT OF VISIBLE PANTY LINE don't put you off.

Ok we need to draw the line. This is provocative in more ways than one..I'm just exercising my right to speak my view and request for sexual stuff being put in a specific thread off the main board.
I don't know what the issue is and then the false narrative and attack is so so unnecessary.
Please at least consider that not everyone wants to read or engage in this stuff.
Ok can we get back on topic
This isn't good for anyone as you seem annoyed and I'm highly offended
So agree to disagree and hopefully can move on

ENORMOUS THROBBING PHALLUS.