Aston Villa v Liverpool Pre Match Thread

[Rory]

My little girl came to me yesterday and put a plaster on my Villa shirt.

When I asked her why, she replied that 'Villa are a little bit sad now, so this will make them better'.

You just never know...

You're transmitting major negativity, Axl. Your daughter is a beautiful little girl, but we don't need such gestures.

We're going to qualify because we deserve it over the season. Balls to Man City, I think we will pick up points in our last two games.

Whether we are utterly humiliated in the CL next year is a different matter, but we'll qualify.

[Axl Rose]

My little girl came to me yesterday and put a plaster on my Villa shirt.

When I asked her why, she replied that 'Villa are a little bit sad now, so this will make them better'.

You just never know...

You're transmitting major negativity, Axl. Your daughter is a beautiful little girl, but we don't need such gestures.

We're going to qualify because we deserve it over the season. Balls to Man City, I think we will pick up points in our last two games.

Whether we are utterly humiliated in the CL next year is a different matter, but we'll qualify.

😂

I'd like to transmit a virtual fire extinguisher 🧯🧯 😂

You're right about Man City, though. Fuck em. But if they help us out, so be it.

[Clampy]

Strap the fuck in the next few days are going to be hairy.

Is that some sexual predilection of yours?

I really think some need to look at having a thread off the main site that wants to involve all this sort of explicit sex talk stuff.

you're so obviously not just one person posting this rubbish. Your use of language changes all the time, but the same tedious line of attack - in this case the explicit sex talk thing - remains.

I hope you're enjoying yourselves despite all the talk of MASSIVE ERECT COCKS and the constant references to PENDULOUS BREASTS and that these references, plus those to, err A BIT OF VISIBLE PANTY LINE don't put you off.

Ok we need to draw the line. This is provocative in more ways than one..I'm just exercising my right to speak my view and request for sexual stuff being put in a specific thread off the main board.
I don't know what the issue is and then the false narrative and attack is so so unnecessary.
Please at least consider that not everyone wants to read or engage in this stuff.
Ok can we get back on topic
This isn't good for anyone as you seem annoyed and I'm highly offended
So agree to disagree and hopefully can move on

ENORMOUS THROBBING PHALLUS.

Haha, this reminds of the restaurant scene in the Curbs tourettes episode.

[Monty]

Strap the fuck in the next few days are going to be hairy.

Is that some sexual predilection of yours?

I really think some need to look at having a thread off the main site that wants to involve all this sort of explicit sex talk stuff.

you're so obviously not just one person posting this rubbish. Your use of language changes all the time, but the same tedious line of attack - in this case the explicit sex talk thing - remains.

I hope you're enjoying yourselves despite all the talk of MASSIVE ERECT COCKS and the constant references to PENDULOUS BREASTS and that these references, plus those to, err A BIT OF VISIBLE PANTY LINE don't put you off.

Ok we need to draw the line. This is provocative in more ways than one..I'm just exercising my right to speak my view and request for sexual stuff being put in a specific thread off the main board.
I don't know what the issue is and then the false narrative and attack is so so unnecessary.
Please at least consider that not everyone wants to read or engage in this stuff.
Ok can we get back on topic
This isn't good for anyone as you seem annoyed and I'm highly offended
So agree to disagree and hopefully can move on

ENORMOUS THROBBING PHALLUS.

Haha, this reminds of the restaurant scene in the Curbs tourettes episode.

SCUMSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING WHOOORE!

[Bad English]

You're transmitting major negativity, Axl. Your daughter is a beautiful little girl, but we don't need such gestures.

4 am? Been on the pop? Probably a good time to post on the internet! Many of us have done it.

You might want to check your recent Amazon order history too mate. (∵)

[LeeB]

Strap the fuck in the next few days are going to be hairy.

Is that some sexual predilection of yours?

I really think some need to look at having a thread off the main site that wants to involve all this sort of explicit sex talk stuff.

you're so obviously not just one person posting this rubbish. Your use of language changes all the time, but the same tedious line of attack - in this case the explicit sex talk thing - remains.

I hope you're enjoying yourselves despite all the talk of MASSIVE ERECT COCKS and the constant references to PENDULOUS BREASTS and that these references, plus those to, err A BIT OF VISIBLE PANTY LINE don't put you off.

Ok we need to draw the line. This is provocative in more ways than one..I'm just exercising my right to speak my view and request for sexual stuff being put in a specific thread off the main board.
I don't know what the issue is and then the false narrative and attack is so so unnecessary.
Please at least consider that not everyone wants to read or engage in this stuff.
Ok can we get back on topic
This isn't good for anyone as you seem annoyed and I'm highly offended
So agree to disagree and hopefully can move on

ENORMOUS THROBBING PHALLUS.

Haha, this reminds of the restaurant scene in the Curbs tourettes episode.

SCUMSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING WHOOORE!

FUCK YOU, YOU CARWASH ******! I HAD A DENTISTS APPOINTMENT!!!

[Mister E]

^^^ Sorry to have kicked off the above fracas ^^^
 

[Hillbilly]

A perfect opportunity to de-fuck the end of the season.

[Richard E]

And to beat a loathsome football club with an unbelievably irritating fanbase.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

I feel like I'm too late to the (lemon) party (.org).
But anyway, boy cock, girl cock, e-I-e-I-o.

[Axl Rose]

^^^ Sorry to have kicked off the above fracas ^^^
 

😂

[Footy-Vill]

Strap the fuck in the next few days are going to be hairy.

Is that some sexual predilection of yours?

I really think some need to look at having a thread off the main site that wants to involve all this sort of explicit sex talk stuff.

you're so obviously not just one person posting this rubbish. Your use of language changes all the time, but the same tedious line of attack - in this case the explicit sex talk thing - remains.

I hope you're enjoying yourselves despite all the talk of MASSIVE ERECT COCKS and the constant references to PENDULOUS BREASTS and that these references, plus those to, err A BIT OF VISIBLE PANTY LINE don't put you off.

Ok we need to draw the line. This is provocative in more ways than one..I'm just exercising my right to speak my view and request for sexual stuff being put in a specific thread off the main board.
I don't know what the issue is and then the false narrative and attack is so so unnecessary.
Please at least consider that not everyone wants to read or engage in this stuff.
Ok can we get back on topic
This isn't good for anyone as you seem annoyed and I'm highly offended
So agree to disagree and hopefully can move on

ENORMOUS THROBBING PHALLUS.

Haha, this reminds of the restaurant scene in the Curbs tourettes episode.

SCUMSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING WHOOORE!

FUCK YOU, YOU CARWASH ******! I HAD A DENTISTS APPOINTMENT!!!

Okay, this is why a new topic or threads specifically on H and V are now needed, allowing those who prefer to use language and explore the mature themes they wish. How about keeping this a family-friendly thread and about the Villa v Liverpool match?

[Monty]

This has never pretended to be a 'family-friendly' forum I'm afraid, Footy. Quoting Curb Your Enthusiasm, wandering wildly off topic...it's about as standard H&V as it gets!

[Footy-Vill]

H and V will need to have some progressive thinking and implement disclaimers for content and trigger warnings. This is used in other media content, apps, online streaming, television shows, and movies. If people must force themselves to be explicit or may upset other readers, posters, and members, a disclaimer must be in place, unless H and V provide a separate thread or threads and area for people to use this type of language and discuss adult themes without offending people. I'd like to see something like that come in during the summer and into the next season. Free-ranging views are all excellent, but overstepping decency isn't necessary and nice to read.

[Footy-Vill]

This has never pretended to be a 'family-friendly' forum I'm afraid, Footy. Quoting Curb Your Enthusiasm, wandering wildly off topic...it's about as standard H&V as it gets!

When offensive language is heard during games, TV and Radio commentators are required to apologise. And as I say content and trigger warnings are given our in other platforms maybe that could be considered here.