Villa Dreams and Superstitions

[Footy-Vill]

Dreams about being naked, particularly in a public setting like Birmingham, can often represent feelings of vulnerability or a fear of being exposed. The presence of big white teeth in your dream may symbolize communication or the need to speak your truth. Lastly, the lion could symbolize courage, strength, or a primal aspect of yourself. Overall, this dream may suggest a mix of vulnerability, a desire for honesty or self-expression, and a need to tap into your inner strength. Remember, dream interpretation can be highly subjective, so it's essential to reflect on what these symbols mean to you personally.

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[Footy-Vill]

For those who dress up or change clothes for the match how do you choose what to wear either in attendance or if watching or listening ?

Does anyone own a lucky or beloved item that they always wear it or carry on match day?

My Douglas Luiz jersey from this season is on rotation with my Ramsey shirt. The Douglas Luiz shirt is back on later.

My interactions with numbers have led me to 2.
I'm going to keep one of the 2pence on me for a 2-0 win today
Now I don't always have two pence but the self service till provided 5 of 2p in change!

[Drummond]

Well I think I'll be giving a two-fingered salute later.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

For those who dress up or change clothes for the match how do you choose what to wear either in attendance or if watching or listening ?

Does anyone own a lucky or beloved item that they always wear it or carry on match day?

My Douglas Luiz jersey from this season is on rotation with my Ramsey shirt. The Douglas Luiz shirt is back on later.

My interactions with numbers have led me to 2.
I'm going to keep one of the 2pence on me for a 2-0 win today
Now I don't always have two pence but the self service till provided 5 of 2p in change!

When you go for a number 2, do you all share the same cubicle?

[Drummond]

For those who dress up or change clothes for the match how do you choose what to wear either in attendance or if watching or listening ?

Does anyone own a lucky or beloved item that they always wear it or carry on match day?

My Douglas Luiz jersey from this season is on rotation with my Ramsey shirt. The Douglas Luiz shirt is back on later.

My interactions with numbers have led me to 2.
I'm going to keep one of the 2pence on me for a 2-0 win today
Now I don't always have two pence but the self service till provided 5 of 2p in change!

When you go for a number 2, do you all share the same cubicle?

I'm going to take a preparatory dump in a bit. Would have done it at 2pm but was busy.

[Footy-Vill]

Maybe stick to topic question rather than lower the tone.
You either have superstitions or dreams or your don't.
And you like to dress up in Villa or relevant lucky garments or you don't.
Why try and sour the discussion.
If it's not for you then fair enough but some people have lucky rituals , intuitions that is the main focus here.
Come on.

[Olneythelonely]

Maybe stick to topic question rather than lower the tone.
You either have superstitions or dreams or your don't.
And you like to dress up in Villa or relevant lucky garments or you don't.
Why try and sour the discussion.
If it's not for you then fair enough but some people have lucky rituals , intuitions that is the main focus here.
Come on.

I like to dress up in claret stockings and masturbate like a gibbon. Have done so before every win. But tired today though, so won’t bother.

[Risso]

You never used to believe in this superstitious nonsense, Footy.

[wince]

Maybe stick to topic question rather than lower the tone.
You either have superstitions or dreams or your don't.
And you like to dress up in Villa or relevant lucky garments or you don't.
Why try and sour the discussion.
If it's not for you then fair enough but some people have lucky rituals , intuitions that is the main focus here.
Come on.

I like to dress up in claret stockings and masturbate like a gibbon. Have done so before every win. But tired today though, so won’t bother.

Sorry footy, the power is too much to resist. The Spunky Gibbon…..
I am sorry but I do have ADHD.

[Footy-Vill]

Some utter filth but in order to establish some common ground, in some literal toilet humour I can share a story that John Terry used to have a superstition at Chelsea that required him to use a specific urinal prior to each game.


JT said this:
" In the Chelsea dressing room we have three urinals and me and Lamps (Frank Lampard) started weeing in one We won the game and, for me, that was it, the next week there was  queue of me, Frank and Ashly Cole.The next week there were four of us and the week after there were five.
And even now, up until today, you have Cesar Azpilicueta and Cesc Fabregas, we are all there in one big queue.
A few months ago the club secretary said to me: ‘we have had a few calls from the FA complaining because we have been going out late’ and I didn’t have the heart to tell him it was because we were all waiting to go for a wee.”

[Dogtanian]

With a bit of aiming practice they could have got at least three using it at the same time, the thickos.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Some utter filth but in order to establish some common ground, in some literal toilet humour I can share a story that John Terry used to have a superstition at Chelsea that required him to use a specific urinal prior to each game.


JT said this:
" In the Chelsea dressing room we have three urinals and me and Lamps (Frank Lampard) started weeing in one We won the game and, for me, that was it, the next week there was  queue of me, Frank and Ashly Cole.The next week there were four of us and the week after there were five.
And even now, up until today, you have Cesar Azpilicueta and Cesc Fabregas, we are all there in one big queue.
A few months ago the club secretary said to me: ‘we have had a few calls from the FA complaining because we have been going out late’ and I didn’t have the heart to tell him it was because we were all waiting to go for a wee.”

How long have you been having these homoerotic wet dreams?

[Risso]

Whatever happened to ex Villa and England coach Steve Harrison, who tired to shit into a paper cup from the top of a set of step ladders?

[Sexual Ealing]

Whatever happened to ex Villa and England coach Steve Harrison, who tired to shit into a paper cup from the top of a set of step ladders?

The internet. He's huge.

[LeeB]

Whatever happened to ex Villa and England coach Steve Harrison, who tired to shit into a paper cup from the top of a set of step ladders?

I always thought it was a wardrobe, which would be extra tricky in inter/post war homes with little clearance to the ceiling.