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Offline Footy-Vill

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #75 on: May 08, 2024, 06:59:24 PM »
Oh my if you're making some crude link to errections of penis then it doesn't even work anyway because semi errections are a myth.
It's either a  errections or not errect Though no offence to any one with conditions of aging or medical that impact arousal so it's only partial but the point is it's either erect or it's not. So yellow card to you.

I mean why do I always have to work so hard here to get a discussion going sensibly.

I was hoping for some discussions on what one will do to give luck tomorrow night!

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #76 on: May 08, 2024, 07:01:25 PM »
You appear to have engorged the length of erection.

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #77 on: May 08, 2024, 07:01:55 PM »
Maybe if you weren’t so opposed to a good semi you wouldn’t have to work hard!  ;D

Offline Footy-Vill

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #78 on: May 08, 2024, 07:10:23 PM »
I don't want to stretch this any further but it's either up or it's down ! Firm or soft.
In between there is no term as it's on the way and also if it's stuck then it is plain wrong unless it's a medical condition!
I think over certain age or health issue then maybe people have a point but it's not really a healthy  common thing to have this as far as I'm aware. No offence.

Physiological or psychological factors may impair a man's ability to get hard, and they may also experience partial erections due to these factors. Semi erections are health issues, as well as warning signs for erectile dysfunction.

So yellow cards for both of making fun of health issues !

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #79 on: May 08, 2024, 07:14:59 PM »
Surely a semi is just an erection that hasn't made it all the way yet?

Offline Footy-Vill

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #80 on: May 08, 2024, 07:15:36 PM »
No it's a health issue and people are making fun of it.
I don't suffer from this but anyone who does would be offended.
And it's offensive anyway as it's rude and also not relevant to the discussion.
Anyway I long for hearing some superstitions and not engaging with the semi erect talk anymore.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2024, 07:17:38 PM by Footy-Vill »

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #81 on: May 08, 2024, 07:19:16 PM »
We will talk about what we like whatever you say.

Offline Footy-Vill

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #82 on: May 08, 2024, 07:20:29 PM »
Relevance to the thread is best all things considered.
Unless deemed necessary for discussion

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #83 on: May 08, 2024, 07:22:50 PM »
I don't want to stretch this any further but it's either up or it's down ! Firm or soft.
In between there is no term as it's on the way and also if it's stuck then it is plain wrong unless it's a medical condition!
I think over certain age or health issue then maybe people have a point but it's not really a healthy  common thing to have this as far as I'm aware. No offence.

Physiological or psychological factors may impair a man's ability to get hard, and they may also experience partial erections due to these factors. Semi erections are health issues, as well as warning signs for erectile dysfunction.

So yellow cards for both of making fun of health issues !

Said the vicar to the.....

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #84 on: May 08, 2024, 07:22:54 PM »
OK Taliban.

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #85 on: May 08, 2024, 07:23:37 PM »
I don't want to stretch this any further



Online Stu

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #86 on: May 09, 2024, 10:03:59 AM »
At a loss for words here, absolutely howling

Footy, never, EVER, stop posting. It’s a joy

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #87 on: May 09, 2024, 11:55:52 AM »



'Kin hell. They've got no chance now mate. Bringing out our trump card.

I'm informed this is one such Superstitions that brings us luck!

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #88 on: May 09, 2024, 12:57:37 PM »



'Kin hell. They've got no chance now mate. Bringing out our trump card.

I'm informed this is one such Superstitions that brings us luck!

Not just luck. A guaranteed win.

Offline Footy-Vill

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Re: Villa Dreams and Superstitions
« Reply #89 on: May 13, 2024, 09:49:58 AM »
Any Villa related dreams last night?
Any one have a ritual or superstition afforded today to get us a positive result?

Doesn't always mean will be the case but I'm going to see which number or numbers are prominent or come about today.
Sometimes it can be the case it impacts Villa!

 


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