Man C115y vs Aston Villa pre-match thread

[Goldenballs]

Aston Villa's last thirteen Premier League results away against Manchester City:

❌ Man City 1-0 Villa
❌ Man City 2-0 Villa
❌ Man City 3-1 Villa
❌ Man City 4-0 Villa
❌ Man City 4-1 Villa
❌ Man City 5-0 Villa
❌ Man City 4-0 Villa
❌ Man City 3-2 Villa
❌ Man City 4-0 Villa
❌ Man City 3-0 Villa
❌ Man City 2-0 Villa
❌ Man City 3-2 Villa
❌ Man City 3-1 Villa

41-7 aggregate score 💀

Nicked from Twitter.

[Demitri_C]

Why is this a 20:15 hours KO . I can only think it's the Amazon Prime effect .

To give citeh a extra 45 mins rest

But its really annoying ko time.

[VillaTim]

Aston Villa's last thirteen Premier League results away against Manchester City:

❌ Man City 1-0 Villa
❌ Man City 2-0 Villa
❌ Man City 3-1 Villa
❌ Man City 4-0 Villa
❌ Man City 4-1 Villa
❌ Man City 5-0 Villa
❌ Man City 4-0 Villa
❌ Man City 3-2 Villa
❌ Man City 4-0 Villa
❌ Man City 3-0 Villa
❌ Man City 2-0 Villa
❌ Man City 3-2 Villa
❌ Man City 3-1 Villa

41-7 aggregate score 💀

Nicked from Twitter.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury , Exhibit 417 above . Your honour .

[olaftab]

So we are all set to be the the lambs to the slaughter to satisfy man city's rage at not beating Arsenal according to one "expert", I heard today. We may as well save money and not travel to Manchester.

[ChicagoLion]

Looking for an OG or two from agent Grealish to help us out after the shocking and totally unprofessional, public bollocking from Guardiola.

Couple of "poorly" timed tackles in training would be useful.

He is not an agent, he is a Citeh player, his ( massive Villa fan )dad will be wearing a Citeh shirt, all he cares about is Citeh and his medals. He does not give a f cuk about Villa or you.
Time to let it go or start supporting Citeh.

[PeterWithesShin]

On the flipside of our record there, Man City are still winless against the rest of the Premier League's top five this season.

[brontebilly]

Looking for an OG or two from agent Grealish to help us out after the shocking and totally unprofessional, public bollocking from Guardiola.

Couple of "poorly" timed tackles in training would be useful.

He is not an agent, he is a Citeh player, his ( massive Villa fan )dad will be wearing a Citeh shirt, all he cares about is Citeh and his medals. He does not give a f cuk about Villa or you.
Time to let it go or start supporting Citeh.

Does his old man still go to Villa Park?

[AV84]

Looking for an OG or two from agent Grealish to help us out after the shocking and totally unprofessional, public bollocking from Guardiola.

Couple of "poorly" timed tackles in training would be useful.

He is not an agent, he is a Citeh player, his ( massive Villa fan )dad will be wearing a Citeh shirt, all he cares about is Citeh and his medals. He does not give a f cuk about Villa or you.
Time to let it go or start supporting Citeh.

Ah man, I really thought he was going to smash a couple of his friends and team-mates for us. Thanks for setting me straight on that. I could have looked really silly when he didn't physically harm someone for us in the next couple of days.

[Dogtanian]

Has anyone had their eTicket for this yet?

[ChicagoLion]

Looking for an OG or two from agent Grealish to help us out after the shocking and totally unprofessional, public bollocking from Guardiola.

Couple of "poorly" timed tackles in training would be useful.

He is not an agent, he is a Citeh player, his ( massive Villa fan )dad will be wearing a Citeh shirt, all he cares about is Citeh and his medals. He does not give a f cuk about Villa or you.
Time to let it go or start supporting Citeh.

Ah man, I really thought he was going to smash a couple of his friends and team-mates for us. Thanks for setting me straight on that. I could have looked really silly when he didn't physically harm someone for us in the next couple of days.

Could have looked really silly?

[VillaTim]

Looking for an OG or two from agent Grealish to help us out after the shocking and totally unprofessional, public bollocking from Guardiola.

Couple of "poorly" timed tackles in training would be useful.

He is not an agent, he is a Citeh player, his ( massive Villa fan )dad will be wearing a Citeh shirt, all he cares about is Citeh and his medals. He does not give a f cuk about Villa or you.
Time to let it go or start supporting Citeh.

Plenty of home tickets every week on Groupon if you want to get involved .

[Demitri_C]

On the flipside of our record there, Man City are still winless against the rest of the Premier League's top five this season.

Im sure i saw that before and villa were happy tp help the opposition to end that record

[Brazilian Villain]

Does his old man still go to Villa Park?

I believe so, heard he was in one of the Trinity corporate boxes for the Forest game.

[VillaTim]

Does his old man still go to Villa Park?

I believe so, heard he was in one of the Trinity corporate boxes for the Forest game.

He goes if it don't clash with his C115y schedule .

[rob_bridge]

On the flipside of our record there, Man City are still winless against the rest of the Premier League's top five this season.

Im sure i saw that before and villa were happy tp help the opposition to end that record

Maybe they can wait for Spuds game in hand