Morgan Rogers

[The Edge]

Heavens sake some of this explicit content really should be on Late night with Joe Lycett that is filmed live weekly from Birmingham on channel 4.
It's innuendo and smut driven and seems to now makes sense with some people's behaviour it must be a Hall green or Solihull thing!

Now I like Lycett when he not being all explicit and support fully the LGBTQ+ movement but in my view that sort of humour isn't funny by him or by those who are doing it here!

How about Roger Macrackin?

[Percy McCarthy]

Roger Miller and Roger Hunt seems to be the most prominent footballers called Roger.

Roger Mellie.

Too foul-mouthed for Footy!

...bollocks. 

which would clearly be banned now in this and many other countries.

Oh the irony! Maybe pipe down on who and what should clearly be banned.

[Chap]

Roger Miller and Roger Hunt seems to be the most prominent footballers called Roger.

Roger Mellie.

Too foul-mouthed for Footy!

...bollocks. 

I don't follow but having looked up expected football player it seems to be a fictional character from an lewd and explicit magazine called Viz  which would clearly be banned now in this and many other countries.

Afraid it’s not banned, here’s a link if you wish to subscribe

https://subscribe.viz.co.uk/subscriptions-offers/

[edgysatsuma89]

Heavens sake some of this explicit content really should be on Late night with Joe Lycett that is filmed live weekly from Birmingham on channel 4.
It's innuendo and smut driven and seems to now makes sense with some people's behaviour it must be a Hall green or Solihull thing!

Now I like Lycett when he not being all explicit and support fully the LGBTQ+ movement but in my view that sort of humour isn't funny by him or by those who are doing it here!

I'll ask Joe to keep the smut down. ALRIGHT BABS.

[Clark W Griswold]

I don't follow but having looked up expected football player it seems to be a fictional character from an lewd and explicit magazine called Viz  which would clearly be banned now in this and many other countries.

It's still for sale. The profanisaurus is one of the greatest things in UK literature, eg "Half time team talk- in a spitroast grumble flick, the conversation between the two leading men as they switch ends."

Indeed, in fact i bought it only last Saturday. To quote it's own joke it's 'not as funny as it used to be' although i did have a good laugh at Mrs Brady this month and even more-so at 'The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe full of porn'.

[Drummond]

MODERATORS: make your jobs easier by banning numpties from Internet message boards at the earliest opportunity. Not only will you have no posts to moderate, there won't be any posters to keep an eye on either.

[Chap]

The first edition goes for around a grand on eBay as well.

[Drummond]

The first addition goes for around a grand on eBay as well.

Well that's a plus.

[Dave]

When your meat paste jar is practically empty, get the dog to lick out any remaining contents and scrape his tongue with a cracker for a tasty snack.

[Risso]

Make your partner think they're on Question Time by holding a fishing rod over them as you talk to them while they are sitting on the sofa.

[Chap]

MODERATORS: make your jobs easier by banning numpties from Internet message boards at the earliest opportunity. Not only will you have no posts to moderate, there won't be any posters to keep an eye on either.

Almost a Viz like quote🤣

[Percy McCarthy]

My favourite letter, paraphrased:

I was pleased to see all the Steve McQueen films shown on TV in honour of his sad passing. I can’t wait for Clint Eastwood to die, I love Clint Eastwood.

[Dogtanian]

My favourite Viz bit wasn't actually in Viz at all.

Years ago, a mate of mine had a massive argument with his flatmate that ended up in the CD32 being thrown out the window and him trying to strangle Mark till he had an asthma attack.

After it all calmed down, another friend of his drew them a really good Fat Slags strip, where the girls came across the CD32 in the street.

It ended with Mark going round their place to retrieve it and getting pounced on by the Slags, uttering his immortal line from the argument - "go on, kill an asthmatic!".

[VillaTim]

Viz Top Tips
MEN: When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire - then turn it down three notches. This saves your wife having to do it.

[Risso]

What's a CD 32?