Manchester United v Aston Villa Match Thread

[Holte132]

Where have they got 4 minutes from?

[rob_bridge]

Commentator:RASHFORD:JIZZ! JIZZ! JIZZ!

Sounds like he is stuck in time back in March this year
 

[Martyn Smith]

Konsa didn't need much encouragement to go down there, apparently...

[PeterWithesShin]

JJ booked.

[andyh]

Jj still miles off it

[paul_e]

Where have they got 4 minutes from?

The ridiculous review for the first goal accounts for most of it.

[AlexAlexCropley]

Commentator:GARNACHO!:JIZZ!JIZZ! JIZZ!

[Brazilian Villain]

Having a 2-0 lead against these ****** is not a fun experience, strangely enough.

I'd like to get to half-time at 2-0. Get a third after 52mins to ease the nerves, then a gentle procession to the final whistle with a very late fourth for one of the subs.

[Toronto Villa]

Jj still miles off it

Yeh. We need Tielemans and Kamara back to allow Ramsey to ease back in.

[Risso]

Works for me BV

[Nelly]

Jj still miles off it

My thinking too.

[andyh]

Cue half time analysis of how shit united are

[Toronto Villa]

Cue half time analysis of how shit united are

There won’t be any mention of us aside from having to show the goals.

[AlexAlexCropley]

I've just seen a half and half scarf in the Utd end.

[Chris_Jephcott]

Halftime.

All good.