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Author Topic: Caption Competition  (Read 2617 times)

Offline LeeB

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Caption Competition
« on: December 08, 2023, 01:25:11 PM »
Fill yer boots, or like Rico here your kegs...




give your picture


Winner gets my respect.

Offline clash city rocker

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2023, 01:27:37 PM »
Where's the bench ? I wanna be on it.

Offline Border villan

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2023, 01:29:17 PM »
My arse is still not as big as his.

Offline pablo_picasso

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2023, 01:30:10 PM »
Fill yer boots, or like Rico here your kegs...




give your picture


Winner gets my respect.

"Perfect positional metaphor for my performance..."

Offline AV84

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2023, 01:48:17 PM »
My arse is still not as big as his.

How many more squats do I have to do!

Offline dave shelley

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2023, 01:49:48 PM »
Fill yer boots, or like Rico here your kegs...




give your picture


Winner gets my respect.

Can someone please point me in the direction of the shithouse thread?

Online Brazilian Villain

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2023, 02:26:09 PM »
I hope this isn't recorded for posterior.

Online Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2023, 02:57:29 PM »



give your picture


"Will ya keep up! I said stick it out not take a dump."

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2023, 03:01:00 PM »
Lewis: "Have you tidied your bedroom, young man?"

SJM: "PISS UP A ROPE FUCKSTICK!"

One for the 40/50 somethings there.

Offline LeeB

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2023, 03:10:20 PM »
Lewis: "Have you tidied your bedroom, young man?"

SJM: "PISS UP A ROPE FUCKSTICK!"

One for the 40/50 somethings there.

Ah, Rude Kid, lovely

Online Baldy

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2023, 03:22:36 PM »
Lewis - 'Oh shit'.

Online Ian.

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2023, 03:30:32 PM »
Is this how to do the "McGinn Spin"

Offline Skerra

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2023, 09:22:04 PM »
Shitter’s full!!

Online eamonn

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2023, 01:40:25 AM »
Shitter’s full!!

Cousin Eddie's here for Christmas!

Offline dcdavecollett

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2023, 02:32:44 AM »
Okay, he's wiped the floor with me, but I'm still bound to be an England regular.

 


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