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Offline LeeB

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Caption Competition
« on: December 08, 2023, 01:25:11 PM »
Fill yer boots, or like Rico here your kegs...




give your picture


Winner gets my respect.
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Offline clash city rocker

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2023, 01:27:37 PM »
Where's the bench ? I wanna be on it.
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Offline Border villan

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2023, 01:29:17 PM »
My arse is still not as big as his.
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Offline pablo_picasso

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2023, 01:30:10 PM »
Quote from: LeeB on December 08, 2023, 01:25:11 PM
Fill yer boots, or like Rico here your kegs...




give your picture


Winner gets my respect.

"Perfect positional metaphor for my performance..."
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Offline AV84

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2023, 01:48:17 PM »
Quote from: Border villan on December 08, 2023, 01:29:17 PM
My arse is still not as big as his.

How many more squats do I have to do!
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Offline dave shelley

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2023, 01:49:48 PM »
Quote from: LeeB on December 08, 2023, 01:25:11 PM
Fill yer boots, or like Rico here your kegs...




give your picture


Winner gets my respect.

Can someone please point me in the direction of the shithouse thread?
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Online Brazilian Villain

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2023, 02:26:09 PM »
I hope this isn't recorded for posterior.
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Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2023, 02:57:29 PM »
Quote from: LeeB on December 08, 2023, 01:25:11 PM



give your picture


"Will ya keep up! I said stick it out not take a dump."
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Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2023, 03:01:00 PM »
Lewis: "Have you tidied your bedroom, young man?"

SJM: "PISS UP A ROPE FUCKSTICK!"

One for the 40/50 somethings there.
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Offline LeeB

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2023, 03:10:20 PM »
Quote from: pauliewalnuts on December 08, 2023, 03:01:00 PM
Lewis: "Have you tidied your bedroom, young man?"

SJM: "PISS UP A ROPE FUCKSTICK!"

One for the 40/50 somethings there.

Ah, Rude Kid, lovely
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Offline Baldy

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2023, 03:22:36 PM »
Lewis - 'Oh shit'.
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Offline Ian.

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2023, 03:30:32 PM »
Is this how to do the "McGinn Spin"
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Offline Skerra

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2023, 09:22:04 PM »
Shitter’s full!!
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Offline eamonn

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2023, 01:40:25 AM »
Quote from: Skerra on December 08, 2023, 09:22:04 PM
Shitter’s full!!

Cousin Eddie's here for Christmas!
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Offline dcdavecollett

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2023, 02:32:44 AM »
Okay, he's wiped the floor with me, but I'm still bound to be an England regular.
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