Aston Villa v Everton Match Thread

[AV84]

Most Villa thing will be to make it 2-2 and then lose on penalties.

Win on penalties, Olsen saves them all.

[pablo_picasso]

If "Villa get a goal" I'm having Unai's face tattooed onto my bellend.

Now I have had my nipple tattooed, & that was quite painful, but I imagine you are in for a very different experience when you go for your bellend tat... 😂

[PaulTheVillan]

Another two and all is forgiven, except for Tielemans who can fuck off and sit on the naughty step for a week.

Without any tea. He’s had enough.

[devilla]

Kamara, excellent strike. Come on then Villa.

[Bad English]

My uncle is a tattoo artist in Hunstanton. I'll ring him for a quote.

[Risso]

Diaby has had two poor games in a row now.

[PeterWithesShin]

Bit more urgency, where was that for the last half an hour.

[PeterWithesShin]

5 mins added time

[Bobby Boy]

Diaby has had two poor games in a row now.

We will need him to be on his game on Saturday that's for sure.

[PeterWithesShin]

Decent free kick, Pickford saves.

[PaulTheVillan]

Nice move. Good save

[Chris_Jephcott]

I would just love a last minute equaliser. Something really flukey like hitting Pickford in the nuts and rolling over the line

[PaulTheVillan]

Luiz unlucky

[Bad English]

If we score again I'll have McGinn's arse tattooed on my arse.

[devilla]

Nice free kick routine