Aston Villa v Crystal Palace Match Thread

[TonyD]

Shame. 
Great pass from Pau. 

[Toronto Villa]

Is a slide too much to ask from Ollie?

[Monty]

It was offside though!

[Rigadon]

Why isn't Watkins sliding in there?  Fuck sake. Gamble a bit.

[Malandro]

That was bloody brilliant regardless

[Chris_Jephcott]

Cash did a poo in his pants at the wrong second

[Brazilian Villain]

That first touch was Savo like.

Great ball from Torres as well.

[Toronto Villa]

Cash fluffed a shot and then heads over

[jwarry]

We might regret these misses

[Rigadon]

Oh look, it's the Villa missing chances.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Cash doing a Watkins.

[paul_e]

We should be 2-3 ahead by now, totally no top of them.

[Smirker]

We're absolutely F'ing the F'ers.

Watkins having one of his bad games.

[PeterWithesShin]

Hopefully this isn't going to be one of 'those' games. Dominate, miss chances, lose 1-0.

[Bad English]

Fucking hell he’s big bloke!

1.92 m (6' 4" for Brexiters).

Or for those who were taught the imperial system at school.  Isn’t it Brexiteer?

Both Brexiter and Brexiteer are acceptable terms for gullible fucking idiot.