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Online Drummond

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Re: Away game
« Reply #45 on: September 08, 2023, 11:58:51 AM »
Who has came up with this?

I think Smith's make Scampi Fries.
Also in the stable is Bacon Rashers (or something like that). There was also a cheese moments thing which i think got discontinued

Bacon Fries.

They're very economical. You only need to eat one, and you can taste it for the rest of the day.

And much superior to Frazzles, which are crap. Pickled onion monster munch are the best crisps in the “outrageously overpowering” category.

Salt and vinegar Discos. They take a layer of skin off your tongue

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Re: Away game
« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2023, 12:06:09 PM »


Ps Twiglets trump them all day every day.
Didn't know they still existed. Satan's Shit Sticks.

I think I would rather lick my own scrotum after a 10k run than eat twiglets.

Are you aware of the great change in Twiglets?

They've changed the recipe last year and totally fucking ruined them. I loved them prior to that. They are now truly inedible, even for a former fan.

Offline RamboandBruno

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Re: Away game
« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2023, 07:49:43 PM »
Who has came up with this?

I think Smith's make Scampi Fries.
Also in the stable is Bacon Rashers (or something like that). There was also a cheese moments thing which i think got discontinued

Bacon Fries.

They're very economical. You only need to eat one, and you can taste it for the rest of the day.

And much superior to Frazzles, which are crap. Pickled onion monster munch are the best crisps in the “outrageously overpowering” category.

Salt and vinegar Discos. They take a layer of skin off your tongue

Ive become addicted to these, its a form of sado masochism, as they really do strip your tongue.

Whoever slated Frazzles earlier in the thread needs a talking too!

Online algy

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Re: Away game
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2023, 08:39:55 PM »
Was going to say, if you're going for the strongest flavoured salt & vinegar crisps, Discos are king. McCoys have the best flavour. And if it's punishment you want ... me and a couple of mates used to play this game/challenge on the way back from away games. Get a big tube of salt & vinegar pringles, see who can eat the most in one mouthful. Rules are that they must all be in your mouth at the same time, your can't spill any whatsoever, and you're allowed to use one hand to put them in your mouth & optionally hold them in.

The salt & vinegar dries your mouth out just in time for the pringles to start forming in to shards, rich feel like you're ripping the inside of your mouth to bits. Overall record was 19, held by my mate Rich. My PB was 17 Pringles (did 19 once, but there was spillage).


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Re: Away game
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2023, 08:43:18 PM »
Frazzles are not quite the same as they used to be though. I'm quite fond of a Beefy Space Raider myself.

Offline Chico Hamilton III

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Re: Away game
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2023, 09:00:41 PM »


Salt and vinegar Discos. They take a layer of skin off your tongue

Ive become addicted to these, its a form of sado masochism, as they really do strip your tongue.

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Re: Away game
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2023, 09:11:29 PM »
those Monster Munch Pickled Onion can be quite damaging on the tongue and roof of mouth if you eat too many .

Offline edgysatsuma89

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Re: Away game
« Reply #52 on: September 09, 2023, 01:05:48 AM »


Ps Twiglets trump them all day every day.
Didn't know they still existed. Satan's Shit Sticks.

I think I would rather lick my own scrotum after a 10k run than eat twiglets.

Are you aware of the great change in Twiglets?

They've changed the recipe last year and totally fucking ruined them. I loved them prior to that. They are now truly inedible, even for a former fan.

Ah I didn't know this, maybe I'm back in the twiglet game! I wonder how they could have changed them so much for you now to dislike them?

I used to love Turkey Twizzlers and then that c**t Jamie Oliver told me I wasn't allowed to get fat but they've brought them back and now they're just 'meh'. I want to taste my arteries closing up.

 


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