Pau Torres

[Halfway to Moseley]

Where and when would he have suffered such a significant injury? They’ve barely come back to training.

[Meanwood Villa]

If I've learned one thing over the years, these shit rumours always turn out to be true

[Villafirst]

Virtually  every couple of days it's bad news. Will we catch a break anytime soon?!

[PaulWinch again]

Well this isn’t news yet. Although it’s odd he’s had no involvement in preseason yet.

[SaddVillan]

The Pau alternatives
 
1 Done an acl, but we're too busy with comings and goings to announce it
2 Done an acl, but we're keeping it quiet whilst we bring in a replacement
3 Acl ok
4 Still hungover from celebrating Spain's WC win
5 Still on hols
6 Been abducted by aliens

[frank black]

Signed for Chelsea

[olaftab]

He didn't feature for Spain in the World Cup, and he's not been seen in training or in the squad for these two friendlies? That doesn't sound good at all!

Because he didn't make the squad.

Correct, so where is he?

Last seen in Japan.

Lost in France I heard.

[Halfway to Moseley]

I’m hearing fairly minor calf injury, should be ok for the start of the season.

Although tbf this is on Twitter, where I’ve also seen he’s done his ACL and is in a full leg cast, so who knows who to believe.

[olaftab]

The Pau alternatives
 
1 Done an acl, but we're too busy with comings and goings to announce it
2 Done an acl, but we're keeping it quiet whilst we bring in a replacement
3 Acl ok
4 Still hungover from celebrating Spain's WC win
5 Still on hols
6 Been abducted by aliens

7. Villarreal fans have freed him from aliens but not handing him back to us.

[Legion]

Signed for Chelsea

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