Pau Torres

[Bad English]

Tell you what’s worse than the crest thread. The new kits thread every summer when people are bored and start doing mock ups. STOP IT.

And anyone using AI to create their ideal Villa Park can get in Stechford Lido too.

[eamonn]

Tell you what’s worse than the crest thread. The new kits thread every summer when people are bored and start doing mock ups. STOP IT.

But it's the only time Marshall shows-up!

[pauliewalnuts]

Tell you what’s worse than the crest thread. The new kits thread every summer when people are bored and start doing mock ups. STOP IT.

And anyone using AI to create their ideal Villa Park can get in Stechford Lido too.

Yes, use AI to draw yourself a big fucking bin full of liquid dog shit, then jump head first into it.

[Edvard Remberg]

Tell you what’s worse than the crest thread. The new kits thread every summer when people are bored and start doing mock ups. STOP IT.

This

[Brazilian Villain]

Emery says  "It’s a different problem [to the injury he suffered in December], he is progressively getting better and I will include him in the squad, but I don’t know if he will be available, without risk."

Probably won't start tomorrow but sounds hopeful for Ajax/Spurs.

[PaulWinch again]

Love you Pau, but can you stop getting bloody “problems”.

[TonyD]

I’d forget the Ajax game.  Keep him for Spurs. 

[Lastfootstamper]

It's been a bit intense on here since the weekend, so perhaps this will lighten the mood a little. My schoolboy nephew grabbed himself a selfie today when he bumped into Pau in... B&M. Well, I suppose you don't get rich by spending it!

[pauliewalnuts]

Every time I see a player's thread - especially this player - as being commented on, i immediately feel my stomach churn and think when i read it, I'm going to see said player has fucked his hamstring or snapped his head off in training or some such injury.

[Brazilian Villain]

It's been a bit intense on here since the weekend, so perhaps this will lighten the mood a little. My schoolboy nephew grabbed himself a selfie today when he bumped into Pau in... B&M.

Bertie probably told him it was the go-to place in Brum for home decor.

[Sexual Ealing]

It's been a bit intense on here since the weekend, so perhaps this will lighten the mood a little. My schoolboy nephew grabbed himself a selfie today when he bumped into Pau in... B&M. Well, I suppose you don't get rich by spending it!

Ha! You'd think he'd be able to stretch to Asda Minworth.

[Yeltzer]

Anyone know why he didn’t start tonight? Being rested for Brighton royally backfired

[Somniloquism]

Anyone know why he didn’t start tonight? Being rested for Brighton royally backfired

Might not have been rested solely for Brighton, ie slight niggle so they didn't want him potentially playing a full 90 and making it worse. A few days extra days rest and it heals up.

[villa for life]

Anyone know why he didn’t start tonight? Being rested for Brighton royally backfired

May we’ll be, but can’t that only be decided after the Brighton game?

[Risso]

Anyone know why he didn’t start tonight? Being rested for Brighton royally backfired

May we’ll be, but can’t that only be decided after the Brighton game?

Well not really, we've just been absolutely shafted tonight.