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Author Topic: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)  (Read 105991 times)

Offline Rigadon

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1230 on: February 27, 2024, 12:11:26 PM »
I'd like to complain that since we ditched the North Stand, MotD hasn't mentioned our badge once and it hasn't even been checked at Stockley Park. Imagine if it was a Sky 6 logobranding...

Made me laugh.

Offline LeeB

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1231 on: February 27, 2024, 01:06:06 PM »
I consider Crest Review and Villa Park Redevelopment to be no-man's land.

I'd fear for my soul (and my sanity) if I set foot in them again.

Like 'The Nine Billion Names of God', I reckon another handful of designs will lead to the end of the universe.
« Last Edit: February 27, 2024, 01:10:34 PM by LeeB »

Offline Dogtanian

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1232 on: February 27, 2024, 01:09:36 PM »
I consider Crest Review and Villa Park Redevelopment to be no-man's land.

I'd fear for my soul (and my sanity) if I set foot in them again.

Like 'The one Billion Names of God', I reckon another handful of designs will lead to the end of the universe.

I wondered why I saw the stars blinking out last night.

Offline LeeB

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1233 on: February 27, 2024, 01:11:32 PM »
Christ knows how that ended up 'one' and not 'nine'!

Offline Sexual Ealing

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1234 on: February 27, 2024, 01:36:22 PM »
I'm no graphic designer, but here's what I think...
I'm no accountant, but here's what I think...

Offline Brazilian Villain

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1235 on: February 27, 2024, 01:46:19 PM »
Christ knows how that ended up 'one' and not 'nine'!

I'm no IT specialist, but here's what I think...the autocorrect on H&V seems a lot more 'proactive' recently.

For all I know, that might be due to my web browser though.

Offline Drummond

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1236 on: February 27, 2024, 01:57:58 PM »
I'm no graphic designer, but here's what I think...
I'm no accountant, but here's what I think...

I'm no manager, but here's what I think....
I'm no referee, but here's what I think....
I'm no pundit, but here's what I think....

I am a fan though, and I like to have an opinion....

Offline Sexual Ealing

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1237 on: February 27, 2024, 02:01:11 PM »
I'm no graphic designer, but here's what I think...
I'm no accountant, but here's what I think...

I'm no manager, but here's what I think....
I'm no referee, but here's what I think....
I'm no pundit, but here's what I think....

I am a fan though, and I like to have an opinion....


I get it, and I do too. But accountancy and graphic design are pretty niche things that you actually have to understand before you have an opinion. I have no problem with calling the badge shit or Coutinho a waste of money, it's the cosplaying that gets on my tits.

Offline Somniloquism

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1238 on: February 27, 2024, 02:01:53 PM »
Most "autocorrect" is not HandV but your browser/phone. There are word filter for certain phrases though.

  • plop becomes 'The Mighty Reds YNWA'.
  • the c word becomes ******. (it used to be cnut but now the asterisks)
  • there was a phrase that was something to do with TOD / Theatre of Dreams.

The simple reason why LeeB's phone sent 'one' instead of 'nine' is because he can't spell 'nine' but wrote 'ine'.

Offline Drummond

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1239 on: February 27, 2024, 02:07:31 PM »
I'm no graphic designer, but here's what I think...
I'm no accountant, but here's what I think...

I'm no manager, but here's what I think....
I'm no referee, but here's what I think....
I'm no pundit, but here's what I think....

I am a fan though, and I like to have an opinion....


I get it, and I do too. But accountancy and graphic design are pretty niche things that you actually have to understand before you have an opinion. I have no problem with calling the badge shit or Coutinho a waste of money, it's the cosplaying that gets on my tits.

cosplaying and tits... probably a NSFW search that one...

I do know what you mean, but without it, we'd never have 'the hippo'..... so yes, I back you.

I think the accountancy bit, or opinions on some numbers are fine, but the whole crest and kit thing is a completely pointless exercise.

Offline Risso

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1240 on: February 27, 2024, 02:11:22 PM »
In a very old version of H&V, if you typed "training" you got a picture of Dwight Yorke erm, 'wrestling' with Mark Bosnich.

Offline Olneythelonely

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1241 on: February 27, 2024, 04:58:27 PM »
Everyone making the same joke every single time a player is injured are pretty tedious to read

Tough crowd.

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1242 on: February 27, 2024, 05:06:43 PM »
Tell you whatís worse than the crest thread. The new kits thread every summer when people are bored and start doing mock ups. STOP IT.

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1243 on: February 27, 2024, 05:08:21 PM »
Everyone making the same joke every single time a player is injured are pretty tedious to read

Tough crowd.

Also, overlooks the fact that the same joke repeated over and over forms about 90% of this message boardís reason for existence.

In fact, thinking about it, that goes for the rest of the internet too.

Offline lovejoy

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Re: Pau Torres (shirt well & truly stretched)
« Reply #1244 on: February 27, 2024, 05:15:26 PM »
Why didn't Barry take the penalty?
Sherlock Street
How's Joe doing and Citeh?
African car reverser
Ads and Risso last Tories standing
SHA
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